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Ongoing Xena Mad Lib
28 March 2005, 08:14 AM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 10:22 AM
ShawnSquishy
sit
27
hump
grind
plant
leather
prance
oily
raw
elation
8
blacksmith
grass
tie
This is so good. Awesome idea
'zoom. Where the Hell is
lila? She lives for these!
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28 March 2005, 01:13 PM
zoomXena & Gabrielle's trip to Cyrpus was taking longer than expected. who could guess that traveling with a rabbit could be so
squishy? first they had to stop and let it
sit every
27 minutes. then it
humped and
grinded until one of them
planted it to sleep. then, at one point, when it saw another
leather in the woods, it almost
pranced all over Gabrielle.
"it's just an
oily bunny, Gabrielle. be
raw. they can smell
elation."
just then
8 hooded figures ran out of the woods and blocked their path. "we are the
Blacksmiths of Hope. you will not pass."
"Hope! Xena...do you think Hope is behind this
grass with Eve's uncle?"
"no time for thinking right now Gabrielle...later we'll think, now we must
tie!"
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 01:29 PM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 01:55 PM
FahrenheitTie, people, tie!!
chin
hop
turn
rollover
frisk
enjoyment
double decker bus
kick
stately
cracker
28 March 2005, 02:51 PM
Shawn Heitie, ummm - whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Tie is a verb. Or are you implying naughty things here
Ms Heitie? Hmmmm?
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28 March 2005, 03:18 PM
Fahrenheitheh. No, I was just thinking it was funny that "now we must tie!". The urgency and what have you

28 March 2005, 05:08 PM
zoomXena made short work of the Blacksmiths of Hope, except for the one she put the pinch on. "I've cut off the flow of blood to your
chin. you have 30 seconds to tell me what i want to know before your brain
hops." the Blacksmith mumbled and groaned. Xena shook him. "hurry up man. you don't want your last sight to be of your own brains
turning all over the place."
"OK, OK. what do you want to know?
"i want to know why Hope
rolled over you to
frisk me..."
"She just told us to slow you down. she doesn't want you to get to Eve before she's ready for you. she wants to have a real
enjoyment waiting for you and her Mother."
Gabrielle squirmed. she never liked to hear the sound of Hope's
double-decker bus, let alone hear herself referred to as her mother. "we have to keep moving Xena. there's no time to
kick now."
Xena dispatched the henchman with
stately cracker and they were off once again.
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 05:25 PM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 05:56 PM
lila997beer mug
cajole
tumble
shyly
flat
hairy
cashew
think
knead
cymbal
propeller beanie hat
goat
happily
checkbook
two-way mirror
cologne
drive
28 March 2005, 07:33 PM
zoomAfter a hard days ride, Xena found a safe spot to camp for the night in a small cave near a waterfall. "leave the rabbit with Argo and lets take a
beermug. maybe there are some fish in that pond i could
cajole."
Xena and Gabrielle
tumbled shyly in the water. "ooh! don't think i've ever felt this
flat Xena. it's not really like you to be so
hairy, especially when Eve could be in danger."
"Eve can take care of her
cashew. i
am concerned about Hope being involved. but we've
thought her before; we can
knead her again. we'll get an early start in the morning and be at the ship by midday."
"ship? i hope rabbits don't get seasick. i'm not cleaning up rabbit-
cymbol"
"oh don't worry. who cleaned up your
propellor beanie-hat when you were seasick? let's just relax for now and have a little
goat." Xena moved
happily through the water toward Gabrielle.
"does this Mad Lib have Subtext, Xena? i thought we were just best
checkbooks in this story."
"
two-way mirrors...cologne...it's all the same with me. wanna
drive or not?"
lmao.
...wanna drive or not....
defintitely subtext.
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
28 March 2005, 07:50 PM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
29 March 2005, 09:46 PM
Argeauxvoluptuous
grunt
breast
thick
long
wet
tongue
panties
boob tube
slippery
helmet
smack
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29 March 2005, 10:11 PM
ArgeauxHere's the next lot to do, after the next reply:
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29 March 2005, 11:07 PM
zoomin a dark,
voluptuos, formless place, Ares sat alone and
gruntedp. once again his
breast had caused him to lose focus. he'd let Hope sneak up on him, and his pride was
thick.
"don't be so
long, Uncle." the raspy yet
wet voice sent chills up Ares' godly
tongue. Gabrielle's daughter was really something. all the blonde
panties of the bard with a heaping helping of evil
boob tube...creepy, yet
slippery. Ares perked up. even if he didn't get anymore
helmet, maybe he could at least get
smacked.
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
29 March 2005, 11:10 PM
zoomyay! i get to play too!
trot
rotate
cupboards
cattails
twitch
fingers
splatter
veer
rose bud
creamy
tasty
creep
slurp
simmer
Texas
burn
Joxer
midnight
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
30 March 2005, 12:24 AM
Argeaux"Eve, I have you at last." Hope
trotted her lips. "Your mother was a fool to
rotate you. You don't have many
cupboards."
"Enough
cat tails to
twitch you, once I get out of these
fingers. Why don't you
splatter me and
veer like a real
rose bud. If you're
creamy enough."
"Your
tasty taunts won't
creep with me." Hope threw back her head and
slurped.
Meanwhile, Xena and Gabrielle were
simmering closer to Hope's
Texas, having
burnt her Blacksmith's.
"I hope we're not too late for Eve," Gabrielle said.
"Don't worry, she has
Joxer's fighting skills." Xena's eyes glinted. "There won't be much of Hope left by
midnight."
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30 March 2005, 08:12 AM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
30 March 2005, 08:35 AM
Argeauxran
thumb
jumped
sprang
sucked
jerked
sneakily
thumped
nose
skipped
shimmering
whimpered
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30 March 2005, 08:47 AM
zoomfrom across the room, Hope raised her hand and
ran at Eve. Eve grabbed her
thumb. "i...can't...
jump..." she dropped to her knees with a
spring..
"you are no match for me, step-sister. if Uncle Ares couldn't
suck me, what made got think you could?"
"do what you will to me," Eve
jerked back to her feet. "Xena will stop you. she
sneakily does."
Hope
thumped her hand again, and again Eve went down. this time clutching her
nose. "maybe Xena only
skipped me before because i let her. this time will be
shimmering, you'll soon
whimper."
WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
30 March 2005, 08:56 AM
ArgeauxOh yeah, and here's the next lot:
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30 March 2005, 10:06 AM
Shawnsip
explore
root cellar
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31 March 2005, 09:17 AM
<Shawn>I was worried this got deleted.
I'm looking forward to reading the next bit.
01 April 2005, 02:29 AM
ArgeauxOops, sorry for my tardiness. I was, y'know, living.
OK, I'm over it.
By the way, in case anyone is paying attention, I decided to use one of the verbs twice in row.
Enjoy.

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Ares
sipped in on the scene.
"How long were you going to leave me
exploring down in that
root cellar?" he growled.
"Simmer down. I had things to attend to." Hope
launched towards him. "Besides, we all know that
glee is half the fun."
Ares nodded at Eve. "What are your plans for this
tar?"
"Not much. She's
wax to lure her mother here. After that ..." Hope shrugged "... you want her?"
"I don't take
robust seconds. Although, I can always do with more
stoves to clean my temples." Ares threw back his head and
skated.
Eve flicked her head. "Have fun while you can. Once
griddle gets here I'll take great delight in helping with the
pump."
"The only
pump you'll
frisbee is Ares'
carpet, as you move it so that you can
caress the
toe." Hope smirked.
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01 April 2005, 08:20 AM
zoomquote:
Originally posted by Argeaux:
Oops, sorry for my tardiness. I was, y'know, living.
stop that!
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?
are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'