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Ongoing Xena Mad Lib

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29 April 2005, 08:51 AM
Shawn
Ongoing Xena Mad Lib
She may not want to yodel, but I damn sure do!

Yo-de-leh-he-hoooooooooooooo



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29 April 2005, 04:27 PM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

29 April 2005, 08:40 PM
lila997
I love this game!
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delicately
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ooze
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delight


(I just watched ER, can ya tell? Wink)
30 April 2005, 09:36 AM
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a restless night around the simmering swills ended as dawn broke over the waterfall. Najara stood and stretched delicately. "let the games begin!"

"Simmer down, sister" Theadoris was not so dangerous. he rose slowly and scratched his spleen boldly. "I'm not usually one to pass up an easy breakfast, but i'm not really in any hurry today..."

"The sooner we do this, the sooner we're all outta here." Ares erased impatiently. his affiliation with Hope made him bitter, as did having both Eve & Xena in close proximity.

"So how exactly are you my uncle, Uncle...?" ever one to ooze, Eve decided to aggravate Ares's unease.

"i'd like to know that myself..." Gabrielle chimed in steadily.

Hope chuckled in a knowingly unearthly manner. "it's really all quite interesting..."

"never mind all that now. no more waiting around! let's do this." Xena ladled swollen servings of stew from each pot for each of the judges, who received their bowls with delight.


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

30 April 2005, 10:05 AM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by lookin' very very pretty tonight...:
he rose slowly and scratched his spleen boldly.


I'd love to know how he pulled that off.


Other than the above line, it's downright frightening how much this story makes perfect sense to me! Eek
01 May 2005, 10:01 AM
Argeaux
Actually, that line was the one that made the BEST sense to me.

Then again, I always was one to scratch my spleen boldly.


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07 May 2005, 02:33 AM
Smirk Morgan
bumping...

because I'm so hanging, lol





07 May 2005, 02:43 PM
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bah. maybe tomorrow...


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

10 May 2005, 12:41 PM
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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

10 May 2005, 05:15 PM
lila997
politely
8:16pm
(or naptime if that's more like what you are looking for)
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11 May 2005, 07:58 AM
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the 3 judged looked politely at their bowls.

"no time like naptime...let's do this." Theadoris philosophically chugged both contest entries and promptly chased. "damn--that ruined a perfectly good thong!"

Najara was more affordable. she tasted each entry breathlessly. while the first bowl made her puree, the second gave her a terrible espresso maker in the hips.

Ares assumed his godly powers would spare him any adverse reactions to the bizarre stews, but he was sadly mistaken. after tasting the first bowl, his calf turned purple began to twitch uncontrollably. after tasting the second bowl, his nostril caught fire. "WHOOO!! that's one mean bowl of stew!"


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

11 June 2020, 05:01 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by lila997:
politely
8:16pm
(or naptime if that's more like what you are looking for)
philosophically
chase
thong
affordable
breathlessly
puree
espresso maker
hips
calf
violet
nostril


i politely bump this old thread before my naptime , philosophically wondering how i chased so many scrollers away. i wish Jennifer Lawrence would come knockin at my door, only wearing a thong and be affordable to my budget. Breathlessly, I scream- puree espresso maker hips calf violet so that i can bump this thread from May 2005 when life for me was much better, happier and simpler. If'n you don't like what i have to say, go pick your nostril
03 June 2022, 04:11 PM
Argeaux
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