What if ehh, I don't think I look like America Ferrera, personally?

What if I like strawberry jam?

What if I hate being on the rag?

What if I hate it when I'm not feeling well?

What if I came home early today and have been asleep up until the last 45 mins?

What if now I'm eating dinner, a strawberry jam and pb sandwich?

What if I'll be sleepy again in two hours, so I need to kill some time?

What if I'm going to go do that?

What if spanish people, we have got to stop naming our kids America?!

What if it does not guarantee us citizenship!?

What if two sweet avatars in a row, GOSH!!!

What if Pedro will be totally T.O.'d if you break his sledgehammer?!

What if I had banana pudding for breakfast?

What if it was pretty good?

What if I didn't want to wake up this morning?

What if I think Rachel was getting tired of me hitting the snooze over and over again?

What if I need to go to bed early tonight?

What if laters!?

what if we all need Roller Derby names?

What if LMAO @ Putas Del Fuego?

what if oooooh...nice name, Frida Killyou?

what if the Holy Rollers (gotta love Sister Mary Jane, #420...heh. plus, those catholic school-girl uniforms...oof)) are my fave team, but Putas del Fuego is by far the best team name?

What if, thank you?

quote:

Originally posted by female trouble:
(gotta love Sister Mary Jane, #420...heh. plus, those catholic school-girl uniforms...oof)

What if I came close to picking that name?

What if I didn't even notice she was number 420?

What if that is hellacool?!

What if Miss Conduct is smokin' hot!

What if they all are?

What if I have to admit I laughed my ass off when I saw Chiana's new Scroll name?

What if pure genius, of the evil persuasion?

What if it still makes me grin?

What if it's also had me pondering a Roller Derby name that would be appropriately suitable for me?

What if hmmm?

What if a mutual friend wants KC and I to join the RD here?

What if nevermind the fact that I can't f'ing skate to save my life?

What if KC says it'd be fun?

What if I told her I'd join as soon as she did?

What if ?

What if I've never watched a game of roller derby?

What if but it looks hot?

what if Miss Conduct is not only hot, she is the most insane skater in the league?

what if Smarty Pants is my favorite player?

what if le's fave is Chola?

waht if i contend it's because we had a beloved dog named Chola?

what if she contends it's cuz Chola is hot as well?

what if the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle?

what if Sara could skate, she'd soooo be RD material?

what if you guys are doing me proud with the name changes?

What if having seen Sara and KC play video games, I think they'd be awesome RD'ers?

What if we'll just have to teach that MexiCAN how to f'in skate?

What if 2 weeks?

What if bleach?

What if Kate is right and there are plenty of ways to earn extra money to go to Texas?

What if there's prostitution?

What if speaking of money I got a raise today?

What if it's a whopping $1 an hour, but on a typical week that's $40 extra bucks?

What if so after tax that's a lunch?

What if Wacko-Mart is altering the cover of Willie Nelson's reggae cd?

What if they're replacing the marijuana leaves with- a palm tree!?

What if ?

What if regular cover above Warp-Mart cover?

What if leave Willie alone?

What if Wal-mart is stupid for thinking that Willie Nelson is somehow going to influence children?

What if the children are smart enough they know that all he is is a country hippie?

What if he's been through enough?

What if let the man smoke his happy?

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Originally posted by Lucia Furr, Hellcat:
What if Kate is right and there are plenty of ways to earn extra money to go to Texas?

What if there's prostitution?

What if that got a pretty big laugh outta me?

What if that was pretty frickin' hilarious?

What if I'm still giggling?

What if tomorrow I'm going to see the doctor about my knee?

What if joy, I'm prolly gonna be in mucho pain after he manipulates my knee every which way to figure out what's wrong?

What if and Laura wants me to go to a bday shindig, but quite frankly I'm physically and mentally drained, I need at least PART of my day off to myself?

What if and yes, I realize I may be selfish in saying that but if you only knew how at the end of my rope I am, you'd get it?

What if first things first though, doctor appt and pain?

What if it's been confirmed, God hates me?

What if don't ask, He just does?

What if apparently, "there's just something about you that pisses Me off, Sara"?

What if HA?

What if I don't trust Nora to teach me how to skate?

What if I don't trust anyone to teach me anything where I must trust them not to let me fall on my ass?

What if cause you're all bastards waiting to have a laugh at Sara flipping over the railing?

What if uh-huh, I know you're waiting for it!?

What if ha...ha...ha, I think I've gone insane and haven't gotten the memo yet?

What if figures?

What if and now, the crazy girl is going to sleep?

What if g'night people?

quote:

Originally posted by Sara:
What if I don't trust Nora to teach me how to skate?

What if I don't trust anyone to teach me anything where I must trust them not to let me fall on my
ass?

What if it is impossible that you wouldn't fall on your ass?

What if that's kind of what it's all about?

What if I would never promise you that you wouldn't?

What if I wouldn't even be dumb enough to attempt it?

What if then I don't wanna?

What if so there?

What if ?

What if so kill off those dreams of seeing me in the Roller Derby?

What if and now I'm going to sleep?

What if fear of falling is for sissies and poons?

What if I ain't scared of fallin', ho?

What if it's more a distaste for being the Contusion Queen yet again?

What if I have the years of catching with all the bruises to last me a lifetime?

What if you're a poon, shut up?

What if no seriously, shut up, so I can go to sleep?

What if the ugly bruise on my left knee and the nasty scar on my right, say differently?

What if my dreams of the SubTexan roller derby team are crumbling?

What if good, it's bad when lawyers dream?

What if I do believe it's an impending sign of the Apocalypse?

What if no...for real?

What if ?

What if and now, for real, I'm going to sleep?

What if, yeah right?

What if I suspect you must have the last word?

What if ?

What if I hate you?

What if and I hate that you know me so well?

What if BAH! I'm off to bed?

What if ?

What if I'm going to let you have the last word?

What if it'll be good for your sense of self-worth?

What if and make you think you're important?

What if *snerk*?

What if g'night my darling straight soulmate?

What if that was excellent strategy?

What if by magnanimously offering me the last word, you figured I wouldn't take it?

What if sweet dreams?

What if sweet dreams of a softball game using the heads of the IOC as balls?

What if I lied?

What if I was...unexpectedly detained from sleep?

What if but now I'm going to bed?

What if heh, got the last word?

What if ?