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Originally posted by blowing through the jasmine in my mind:

what if i have England Dan & John Ford Coley songs stuck in my head now?

What if i had Seals & Crofts tunes stuck in my head today?

What if then i taped a Hall & Oates record for a former co-employee?

What if sheeeeeeee's gone, sheeeee's gone, oh i, oh i'd better learn how to face it, OOOoooOOOO?

What if we threatened besotted with having to watch all gabby orientated eps over and over in a room with just a tv and a chair?

What if we'd slide a meal in through the kitty door 3 times a day?

What if we all take bets on how long it takes for her to go insane?

What if, i should say.. MORE insane

What if fun was had though, but we all forgot to take pictures

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
What if wassup with the horror of the fonts?

What if is it...is it... the Fontom of the Opera!?

What if i's just puttin up a silly font?

What if my silly font won't want what ah ought not haunt?

What if i like mrs.xc's fontside & backside?

What if I think it's time to create a pun thread?

What if we call it PUNch Lines ?

What if 'cause the reader's first reaction after the groan is to punch the punster?

What if I made a run for the border last night?

What if it felt that way after all the Texas State Troopers I saw driving around on the frontage road?

What if it took me 50 minutes to get from Gainsville to the north side of the Red River?

What if forward progress was literally by inches?

What if a trucker two cars back literally got up and went to the back of the cab for several minutes and the car in front of him had only moved about five feet in the interim?

What if did I mention the headache I had going yesterday?

What if well, I had one?

What if it didn't get better sitting there?

What if because of it I made an extra special effort not to get upset or lose my temper?

What if I didn't start swearing until the first exit in Oklahoma?

What if because the two busses in front of me couldn't figure out how to GET OFF THE FREAKIN' interstate for the casino?

What if when I got past them, there were no cars up front for TWO MILES?

What if TWO MILES?

What if once I got past the road work I freakin' owned that highway?

What if I was trying to get an AM station from Tulsa, but a Texas station kept interfering?

What if I was literally hearing both broadcasts at the same time?

What if that wasn't helping my headache?

What if I still haven't gotten a beer?

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what if yeah, i thought it was hercules, thanks for the confirmation ?

what if it's probably an actual greek myth that they've both decided to rehash?

what if i'm still going with way weird though?

what if speaking of, i'm using firefox right now?

what if i thank nora for talking me out of uninstalling it straight away ?

what if internet explorer let me onto the scrolls when firefox wouldn't, but then firefox let me onto the scrolls when internet explore started being mean again?

what if, so it seems that neither is fool-proof, but it's good to have options ?

what if YAY!! SALEM'S BACK!!!!?

what if i'm everso happy ?

what if *makes plans to skip around with ribbons like in homers memory of his night out*?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

quote:

Originally posted by blowing through the jasmine in my mind:

what if i have England Dan & John Ford Coley songs stuck in my head now?

What if i had Seals & Crofts tunes stuck in my head today?

What if then i taped a Hall & Oates record for a former co-employee?

What if sheeeeeeee's gone, sheeeee's gone, oh i, oh i'd better learn how to face it, OOOoooOOOO?

what if "nights are forever without you"?

what if ok, enough, please make it stop now?

What if "I'd Really Love to See you Tonight"?

What if I found the coolest cat toy yesterday?

What if it's a wind up mouse?

What if you pull it backward then release it?

What if we tried it out in the Street Cats store where one of the kitties obliged us on a test?

What if Abigail tried to play it cool when we first started releasing the mice?

What if then she attacked that little rodent?

What if she grabbed it by the tail and dragged it back and then released it and it zoomed down the hall?

What if I'm going to pretend like that wasn't an accident and that I have the cleverest cat ever?

What if Mom's dog Max got rather interested in these mice?

What if he probably would have eaten them?

What if all this talk of sappy love songs is making me sweepy?

What if of course it wasn't an accident, Smirk?

What if cats are smart that way?

What if I love Willow's new picture?

What if it's totally adorable?

What if I am spending the afternoon scrappin'?

What if it's about time!?

What if i have started playing Fire Emblem from the beginning again?

What if, i need a break from pokemon, and it's been ages since i played FE, and i remember being stuck anyways?

What if, after not plying it for so long, i felt, playing it at a hard ep, i'd not do too well?

What if, since it has 3 save spots, i can go back to where i was at though, so that's cool?

What if, i might not though, cause i focussed too much on marcus, and now most everyone else are too poony :P

What if my head hurts?

What if it is 'cause I have been reading to much what-iffing?

What if I wonder why this is so very popular????

What if the VW Bus Festival is over!?

What if all the hippies are gone, YAY!?

What if this weekend you could not throw a cat without hitting a hippie?

What if throwing cats is awesome?

What if hitting hippies is better?

What if this one dude brings his pig every year and dumps pig feces into the garbage can for all to smell?

What if that's just wrong?

What if these hippies do not care about the environment?

What if this place is trashed?

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Originally posted by ~Gabrielle~:What if I am spending the afternoon scrappin'?

What if I wonder if by scrappin' Gabrielle means fightin'?

What if hmmmmmmm...?

What if I like Loggins & Messina?

What if duos are a good thing?

What if except I'm not big on country duos?

What if Brooks & Dunn... eh, not so much?

What if Conway and Loretta... oh yeah?

What if Patty Lovelace and anyone is cool?

What if I spread my tiny wings and fly away?

What if I'll try and find a conversion for Tam?

What if I looked and waaaaaaaaay to much math?

What if we need Argy to ask her man Ares to do the math?

What if cuz he be smart like that?

What if thank Christ last week is gone and done with?

What if this week shouldn't be too stressful?

What if I've already crossed off 4 things I had to do this week?

What if how's that for productive?

What if and on a brighter note, only 10 more days til I get to be with my girl?

What if thank God?

what if my ribs hurt?

what if not all of them, just a couple on the left side?

what if i don't say how they came to hurt?

what if let's just say i really am starting to think my dogs are out to get me?

What if i juss 'membered another great duo?

What if the Carpenters!?

What if birds suddenly appear?

What if everytime you is near?

What if just like me?

What they long to beeeeeeee-?

What if leaving bird doo-doo on youuuuuuu?

What if this is why all the stalkers in town?

What if follow you all around?

What if just like me, they long to beeeeeee-?

What if locking you up in their basement to do with want they want tooooooo?

what if i hate math too?

what if all you get from love is a love song?

What if I rearrange my furniture again?

What if I am doing it because I can't get it quite right?

What if I am doing it just to get the "I have a new house" feeling the next morning?

What if dating is not so much like that?

What if it actually is?

What if whoa...that was deep?

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Originally posted by blowing through the jasmine in my mind:
what if my ribs hurt?

what if not all of them, just a couple on the left side?

what if i don't say how they came to hurt?

what if let's just say i really am starting to think my dogs are out to get me?

What if it's dogs go nuts day?

What if mine pulled a Dino on me from out of nowhere?

What if as I was trying not to fall she was climbing me still?

What if it was mostly on skin instead of fabric?

What if we both fell?

What if ouch with welts?

What if she was having a particularily annoying flea attack?

What if she was basically saying, "Get it off me! Get it off me!"

What if she knows I've got the good nails?

What if I hope Zoom's ribs are feeling better?

What if Salem is always the bearer of good news

What if, i was happy enough that s3 of charmed is due out on dvd early sept..

What if, and now s4 is due out in november?

What if AND channel ten, after over 6 months is finally bringing charmed back!

What if i've now seen the ad with my own eyes so i believe it

What if i had yesterday off work due to a massive ear ache?

What if and then haf way through the day, something else that causes painy cramps decided to turn up?

What if i was major p'd off yesterday, with pain everywhere?

What if, but i had to go back to work today which sucks?

What if i wish it was xmas?

What if, only for the pure fact we close for 3 weeks over xmas, nothing else

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Originally posted by lila997:

What if though a part of me remembers them fondly, I don't so much long for the bad old days around here?

What if that captures my sentiments EXACTLY!?

What if I miss some of the good fun with Scrollers who have moved on, but not all the bitchiness that accompanied it?

What if Ares and I will get our arses to North Oaks XWP:B&B one of these years?

What if I hear that the cookin' there is to die for?

What if Miss Argy hasn't been online for a while due to lack of internet connection and overwhelming study commitments?

What if I have done the Heitie-font thing?

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Originally posted by lila997:

What if an image of Ame standing over Besotted at the keyboard with a chakram poised to attack makes me giggle?

What if I have a sneaking suspicion that lila997 was spying on our Sydney Scroller get together?

What if Smirky needs to grab herself a nice cold Chimay?

What if I too have been playing Fire Emblem?

What if I'm halfway through Hector mode?

What if you should NEVER focus all your attention on Marcus?

What if 'what iffing' is popular for the same reason that free range video games are popular?

What if that's because you can bend 'what ifs' to your will?

What if I am now waaaaay behind on my dissertation, due to painting and carpeting?

What if that explains alot?

What if I should do schoolwork to?

What if I wonder if it ever ends?

What if I am going to miss my student-life?

what if i just spent the last 4 hours creating 2 party cds, "all singin'" and "all dancin'"?

what if i missed rock star INXS and everything?

what if i was only half watching home and away (i taped it and am sure to be traumatized by it later)?

what if i was just so caught up in the task at hand?

what if my old flat mates better appreciate this temporary obsession they've caused me with all their "you're good at mixing cds, lets get drunk and listen to some!"?

what if i told salem i'd be back online by 8pm...it's now 9.30...?

what if he's nowhere to be seen ?

what if i hope he's not cross?

what if i hope even more, for his sake, that his uncharacteristically early departure doens't mean he's working tomorrow, my poor kitten ?

what if damn you beyonce! you and your crazy love!!?

what if i skulk off to watch rove then?

what if it looks boring too?

what if i brought this on myself ?

what if eee he's back online ?

what if, and to think i was about to leave...?

what if tis the power of the what if ?

What if I didn't go to work yesterday?

What if because at 1am I was up with what felt like food poisoning or something close to that?

What if I did some very unatractive and painful things for six looooonnnggg hours?

What if I thought I was going to die?

What if my my stomach is sore?

What if I never knew how uncomfortable this chair could be?

What if I am going to try and go to work today?

What if I might leave early though?

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Originally posted by R. J. Lupin:
what if damn you beyonce! you and your crazy love!!?

What if you so funny?

What if, poor Xena Fairy?!

What if I hope you feel better?!

What if good luck to Argy with her dissermatation?

What if good luck to TwinXenas and their computer?

What if it's actually a little nippy this morning?

What if ?

what if i'd give almost anything for it to be nippy here?

what if i just have patience?

what if i don't?

what if my ribs are better for the most part?

what if two 70-80 pound dogs running full blast at a person from behind can cause said person to achieve airborne status when they run into (through) said person?

what if a wipe-out of Dick Van Dyke proportion...?