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What if ...??

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07 August 2005, 12:19 AM
Free Madness
What if ...??
what if i just made a cake out of cream of wheat?

What if no...really?

What if it tastes like a sara lee banana cake?

What if...almost but close?Big Grin

What if I'm in a kind of numb haze?

What if calm after storms will do that to a girl?

What if I think chamomile tea is in order now?

What if laters all?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


07 August 2005, 09:59 AM
zoom
quote:
Originally posted by Pikachu:
What if i wonder, if starting a thread to sell my body on the scrolls, is counted as spam, or torture Big Grin


what if it's been way too long since i professed my undying love to Ame? Big Grin


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

07 August 2005, 10:11 AM
Chiana
quote:
Originally posted by Pikachu:
What if i wonder, if starting a thread to sell my body on the scrolls, is counted as spam, or torture Big Grin


What if it depends on how much bumping is involved? Big Grin
07 August 2005, 10:16 AM
zoom
what if i think i may love Chiana, too?

what if on many levels i feel a certain retro Scroll vibe lately?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

07 August 2005, 10:22 AM
Chiana
What if Zoom is awesome, and I think I love her too?

What if congrats on the most posting thingy?! Wink
07 August 2005, 05:13 PM
XF3
What if I got my hair cut short?

What if I had about two inches taken off?

What if I feel like a new person?

What if I keep looking at myself in the mirror?

What if I have bangs now?

What if I haven't had bangs in like six years?


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08 August 2005, 04:51 AM
Amethyst
What if i like it when people quote me?

What if being quote gives me multiple orgasms?


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08 August 2005, 06:15 AM
Madogis
quote:
Originally posted by Sirius Black:
What if I panicked for a minute when I thought I'd spent a whole hour typing a reply to Lupin's letter when I thought the internet cut me off??

What if that would have majorly sucked because this is not my computer and i was too lazy to bring a disk to save my work?Razz

what if but thank all the gods it didn't happen, the letter is safe?


what if yay ^_^?

what if, and what a letter Big Grin?

what if i just spent...5hrs blush...writing a reply, and a further 3hrs waiting to be able to post it - damn innernet Razz?

what if ah, the things we do for love, eh padfoot Smile?

what if i feel like i should quote ame too now, but i've been reading a lot of fanfic lately - *researching* sirius and lupin... and i don't know if i should be thinking about ame's reaction to being quoted, on top of everything else...?

what if, especially with that innocent little pikachu staring at me from her sig?

what if i just noticed ame's location?

what if it made me giggle Razz?

what if "amethyst's fairyland of wishes" Big Grin?

what if i wonder if that counts as a quote...?


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08 August 2005, 08:29 AM
zoom
what if i see we have a new rule?

what if i'm nauseaus?

what if the two are unrelated?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 August 2005, 10:31 AM
Sara
What if I'll see your nausea and raise you a sleepless night?

What if 4 hours of sleep, what a sucktastic way to start a week?

What if that rhymed?

What if I can only imagine what other "surprises" are coming my way? Razz

What if hoo-f'en-ray for Mondays?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
08 August 2005, 01:45 PM
zoom
what if i call your sleepless night and raise you PMS?

what if someone will pay...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 August 2005, 01:47 PM
Argeaux
What if it's probably me that will pay?

What if you take cash or cheque?


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08 August 2005, 02:16 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by hench-minion Z:
what if i call your sleepless night and raise you PMS?

what if someone will pay...?


What if well alright, I got some PMS too?

What if I see your PMS and raise you a broken window, missing apartment keys AND suspected drug activity?

What if read 'em and weep?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
08 August 2005, 05:36 PM
zoom
what if...folds and pays up?

what if cuz there's FOOTBALL ON TONIGHT!!!!!? Big Grin


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 August 2005, 06:11 PM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by Pikachu:
What if i like it when people quote me?

What if being quote gives me multiple orgasms?


quote:
Originally posted by Pikachu:
What if i like it when people quote me?

What if being quote gives me multiple orgasms?


quote:
Originally posted by Pikachu:
What if i like it when people quote me?

What if being quote gives me multiple orgasms?


What if I wonder how that was for Ame?

What if we don't see her again for a couple of days?

What if we'll know where she is- re reading this post?
Big Grin
08 August 2005, 11:50 PM
Smirk Morgan
quote:
Originally posted by Sara:
What if I'll see your nausea and raise you a sleepless night?

What if 4 hours of sleep, what a sucktastic way to start a week?

What if that rhymed?

What if I can only imagine what other "surprises" are coming my way? Razz

What if hoo-f'en-ray for Mondays?


What if I only got 4 hours myself?

What if it's uncanny the way that shared brain cell influences shit?

What if I finally got my beer tonight?

What if we're playing Tulsa Oktoberfest ?

What if you are all welcome to come and hear the GAST Blaskapelle (featuring your very own Smirk Morgan on baritone) on October 22?

What if we will, alas, play the Chicken Dance?

What if I will not do the actual dance?

What if I despise the Chicken Dance?

What if it's supposed to be freakin' duck anyway?

What if come one, come all, I will be sporting a Berlin trash collector's cap?

What if you can't miss that?





09 August 2005, 01:01 AM
Argeaux
What if I also got 4 hours sleep?

What if I blame the dissertation?

What if I should ACTUALLY blame my lack of planning?

What if I'm off to have a wee kip?


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09 August 2005, 01:02 AM
Madogis
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if we will, alas, play the Chicken Dance?

What if I will not do the actual dance?

What if I despise the Chicken Dance?

What if it's supposed to be freakin' duck anyway?


what if lol, i don't know that i've ever thought about that?

what if i get it's a duck with the quacking and such but...who can argue with it being the *chicken* dance??

what if, on a freakishly related topic, my nephew was doing the chicken dance in my dream last night for no apparent reason o_o?

what if, and then i was at a school dance with chris hemsworth and he was utterly smitten with my bookish mystique Big Grin?

what if we were the first ones out on the floor and peer-pressured everyone else into joining us ^_^?

what if i...don't know if we were doing the chicken dance...?

what if eh, i had fun Smile?


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09 August 2005, 08:13 AM
zoom
what if i grew up in a predominantly Czech & German/American town (...Schulenburg...you do the math...)?

what if i never heard of the freakin' Chicken Dance til 6 or 7 years ago?

what if the Schotisch (sp.?), yes, polkas, waltzes out the rump...ach ja?

what if i'm damn glad Schulenburg's ancestry hailed from a non-Chicken Dancing province of der Vaterland?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

09 August 2005, 08:29 AM
XF3
What if the town that I work in lives and breathes Germany on a daily basis?

What if it gets old after a while?

What if you just want to scream, "Step away from the laderhausen!"?

What if it looks like I spelled that right?

What if motivation to do pretty much anything is in short suppy lately?

What if I start working out?

What if that usually helps?

What if but the fat lazy me does not want to wake up at 6:30 in the morning to see Billy Blanks' sweat roll down is bald head?


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09 August 2005, 09:26 AM
Shawn
quote:
Originally posted by ~Gabrielle~:
What if you just want to scream, "Step away from the laderhausen!"?


What if that may have just made my day much better?

What if soeone gives me some color advice?

What if, will a medium oak flooring go with knotty pine paneling?

What if it just might have to?

What if I've picked out my colors?

What if I've come to the conclusion green is good?

What if I got Season 3 of King of the Hill on DVD last night?

What if I just now realized that Luanna's constant choice of apparel looks a whole helluva lot like Gabrielle's?

What if

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09 August 2005, 11:02 AM
Chiana
What if oak floor and pine paneling seems like it would work?

What if green is good?

What if Luanne does dress like Gabrielle?

What if they see me talking to you, they'll throw me in the closet again?

What if Arlen is darlin'?

What if...please no Dido!?

What if I love King of the Hill? Big Grin
09 August 2005, 02:56 PM
Sara
What if I think Shawn's picks should be okay?

What if talk about a uber slow Scroll day?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
09 August 2005, 08:38 PM
xenacrazed
What if ok, Scroll Rule #14 has been discussed & revised?

What if what about Scroll Rule #114?

What if Scroll Rule #114, ya'll ask, can ya refresh our mems on that?

What if Scroll Rule #114-

The Scrolls are provided for freezing, and Scrollers are not expected to aggressively
freeze anything bought from the market in your freezer with the Scrolls. You may draw on the frozen Scrolls with a magic marker and you may aggressively market any Scroller you're not interested in, as long as you beat them repeatedly.


What if can we change that to also freezing scrollers whether we're interested in them or
not?

What if can we also beat any Scroller repeatedly whether we're interested in them or not?
09 August 2005, 10:01 PM
Argeaux
What if you forgot the new and Scroll improved rule number 113?

What if I'll remind ya?

What if:

113. The last one to play with xenacrazed must remember to lock the door on their way out. NO EXCEPTIONS!

What if I need to find out who broke that rule, pronto?


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