What if I broke almost all of my fingernails last night?

What if but in the best way?

What if this guy I know had chain-mail and I was playing with it?

What if I put on chain-mail gloves and snagged all of my finger nails in the process?

What if that's what I get for putting on metal gloves while intoxicated?

What if I'm pretty sure I spelled chain-mail wrong?

What if but oh well?

What if I can't decide if I'm going to need a nap after work or not?

what if my sis will try to get a flight from atlanta to houston instead?

what if that's where my mom and some family are evacuating?

what if no place to sleep when they get there?

what if they're only to around lafayette now?

what if they hope to meet up in houston and drive back to n.o. together when things settle down?

what if hopefully before wednesday night?

What if I'm not even sure what is happening in New Orleans?

What if this makes me feel like a bad person?

What if because of what I've been hearing, it sounds like something bad?

What if, I'm guessing it's hurricaine Katrina?

What if though I'm not sure at all?

What if time to hit MSN and catch up?

What if this is the first time I've seen Jubs' sig pic?

What if it's sweet?

What if I'm listening to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" right now?

What if that song never comes up in my Media Player?

What if I'm lovin it right now?

What if I love to over singing that song?

What if I'm such a drama queen?

what if yes, Jubsie, it looks like Hurricane Katrina is bearing down on New Orleans?

what if the last time there was mass evacuation from New Orleans my uncle said it took him 6 hours to get from Slidell to Baton Rouge?

what if, for those of you unfamiliar with Southern U.S. geography, that should normally take less than 2 hours?

what if best wishes for relatively uneventful evacuation for Tam's clan?

what if i'm not sure that sounds right...?

What if YIKES!?

What if I hope Tam and co. are okay?

What if busted flat in Baton Rouge I headed for the train, feelin' nearly faded as my jeans?

What if Bobbi thumbed a diesel down just before it rained - took us all the way to New Orleans?

What if all Jubsie needs is one extra alarm clock set up in a special place?

What if put it far away from your bed, because then you have to GET UP to turn the annoying thing off?

What if I put mine on my dresser when I had to wake up at 5:00 am for a year?

What if because I turned mine off like you and woke up late quite a few times?

What if this system worked like a charm?

What if I always had to get up to turn it off and was then "awake"?

What if yes Jubi-son, go, go and buy even the tiniest alarm clock and it shall work?

What if my dog is in utter defiance of me?

What if she's gone potty outside on a leash for my dad twice now?

What if he made me take her out while he went to get breakfast and she refused to go?

What if it takes him 10 mins to get her to go?

What if I sat there for 25 mins and she still refused to go?

What if frickin' dog?

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Originally posted by Gabber:
What if all Jubsie needs is one extra alarm clock set up in a special place?

What if hehe?

What if LOL, how come I have a feeling you took that to a dirty place?

What if actually it didn't?

What if but now that you mention it?

What if hehe ?

what if tam isn't actually with her clan (with a C) yet?

what if thanks for the well wishes for the family tho?

what if freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose?

What if I hope Tam and fam are safe and sound soon?

What if the landlord has been here and removed the blockage from the a/c line that was causing water to spill all over my carpet?

What if loverly?

What if I hate adjusting back to Central time?

What if I have no idea what to do with myself today?

What if maybe I'll sit and read the many books I bought while in CA?

What if I do desperately need to go to the store as I have no real food to speak of in my house?

What if but I prolly won't?

What if damnit, why don't they have people who do that crap for you?

What if I'm off to find something to do?

What if laters?

What if I've spent the weekend trying to move out of my office?

What if my mom was helping and we figured out the file cabinets were just a little to bulky for us to manuever?

What if we still don't know what to do with the damned desk?

What if I realized that my apartment lease is up at the end of September?

What if I don't know what to do?

What if I'm toying with the idea of moving in with Mom and Dad for a couple of months to try and save up some funds for a move?

What if I don't really want to do that?

What if maybe I should have renewed the office lease and hidden an air mattress in there?

What if I coulda gone to the gym to shower?

What if heh...too late now?

What if I had a really smooth night at work?

What if I even got out an hour earlier than I thought?

What if I should probably go to bed because I have to open tomorrow?

What if don wanna?

What if the end of my book is calling my name?

What if I've never listened to Sublime in my iPod headphones?

What if the varying speakers is freaking me out?

What if I've never noticed this before with any other music?

What if I mean it generally switches speakers, being "stereo" not "mono", but this is extra switchy?

What if it switches in the middle of a line of lyrics?

what if i went on a pub crawl?

what if it ended in tears?

what if and no, it wasn't because of the jagermeister...?

what if i had jagermeister ?

what if also pfeffermint schnappes?

what if they handed them to me in $7 shot-glasses?

what if yeah, like i'm shotting that with limited cash and 6 more pubs to go?

what if it was nice to see my friends, but friends of my friends didn't see eye to eye and all hell broke loose?

what if i tried to keep some kind of sanity between them all?

what if tried and failed, hence the tears, but not mine?

what if was too tired to care very much?

what if so, 11 drinks, 30 hours (about 15 of which were spent walking/standing), and god only knows how many miles later, i'm not counting it as one of the more pleasant experiences of my life?

what if still, i suppose it was nice to see everyone?

what i think i might have let some valuable secrets slip though?

what if we'll just have to wait and see if that gets back...?

what if i've been craving shoe-string fries with tomato sauce for three days now?

what if wedges just aren't the same, no matter how good the sweet-chilli sauce is?

what if i think the schnappes helped that taste along too?

what if i likes the pfeffermint ?

what if jagermeister... at the risk of being disowned and beat up by everyone here (particularly nora) it's not my favourite thing?

what if but i felt all scrollery anyways just for drinking it, and that's always good ?

what if i didn't end up lying in a ditch, but thinking about it... i did kind of end up with kim...with his picture at any rate, staring at it in a tv guide when i got bored...?

what if, and salem said it would happen...?

what if freaky o.o?

what if...i still want those fries...?

what if it's ok, Jagermeister in an acquired taste Maddie?

what if it's the trying it that counts?

what if it just leaves more for me...?

What if people are absolutely insane?

What if the cable guy didn't show up and now we have wasted half the day waiting for him??

What if I'll never move again?

What if unless i can pay for someone to do all the dirty work for us and i mean ALL of it??

What if i'm tired of little stupid things going wrong?

What if i need a smoke?

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Originally posted by R. J. Lupin:


what if jagermeister... at the risk of being disowned and beat up by everyone here (particularly nora) it's not my favourite thing?

what if but i felt all scrollery anyways just for drinking it, and that's always good ?

What if what zoom said?

What if just so long as you promise on Robbie and Kim's HoYay! that you will never mix Jager with Red Bull?

What if for that we'd have to beat the shit out of you?

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Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:

What if just so long as you promise on Robbie and Kim's HoYay! that you will never mix Jager with Red Bull?

What if for that we'd have to beat the shit out of you?

What if that mixture would taste like cough medicine?

What if I am just guessing based on the fact that I have had both beverages solo and a duet just can NOT be good?

What if I am wondering how Tam's fam is doing with all of the Katrina-ness?

What if the Tam Fam is hopefully safely in Houston or some such dry place by now?

What if I am editing to add that I just read the other Katrina thread and now know the answer to my last two questions?

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quote:

Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if just so long as you promise on Robbie and Kim's HoYay! that you will never mix Jager with Red Bull?

What if for that we'd have to beat the shit out of you?

what if i promise o_o?

what teehee you mentioned robbie and kim ^_^?

what if, and their "HoYay"...?

what if i barely remember red bull, but if it tastes anything like cough medicine, which is to say, anything like that hideous dr pepper abomination, then i don't think it's something we need to worry about?

what if i think "V" is the energy drink for me...not that i remember that any better, but i at least know i've had that at some stage?

what if it also has better ads ?

what if oh you crazy cockroaches, what will you think of next ^_^?

what if not liking J'meister is one thing, but calling Dr. Pepper an abomination is quite another?

what if Dr. Pepper is a Texas tradition and a fine, tasty, refreshing beverage that tastes nothing like cough medicine (prune juice, maybe. but not cough med...) and without which zoom's day does not start well?

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Originally posted by Anita Cocktail:
what if not liking J'meister is one thing, but calling Dr. Pepper an abomination is quite another?

what if Dr. Pepper is a Texas tradition and a fine, tasty, refreshing beverage that tastes nothing like cough medicine (prune juice, maybe. but not cough med...) and without which zoom's day does not start well?

What if I had no idea that zoom was a Pepper?

What if I now have that jingle in my head and I fear that the ear worm will remain all day?

what if wouldn't ya like to be a Pepper, too?