What if oooh tequila hurts me?

What if but oooh how I love it?

What if a couple of my friends moved into a new apartment last night so a few of us gave the place a good christening with beer and tequila?

What if the electricity went out while we were getting out drink on?

What if so instead of going to the bar a couple of blocks away, we just lit a bunch of candles and drank by candle light?

What if it was nice?

What if though the dim lights only made me want to sleep as the drink took hold of me?

What if so I did?

What if but I had the sense of mind to lay on a couch for my sleep?

What if I never understood the "One Tequila, Two Teguila..." t-shirt until the night I had a shot of Cabo Wabo?

What if I'm not much of a tequila fan?

What if that was pretty smooth?

What if I felt a bit light headed before I'd even finished the shot?

What if I've been on a corrective tear this week?

What if I got tired of a radio dj on my internet station mispronouncing "Okemah" in the title of the new Son Volt album "Okemah and the Melody of Riot"?

What if so I e-mailed him?

What if I think he's avoided playing the CD since because some idiot in Oklahoma is going to tell him how to pronounce Okemah?

What if on Thursday I was reading BBC online and the journalist referred to Jefferson County?

What if I e-mailed him and said it oughta be "Parish"?

What if he wrote back and said he'd taken it from NPR?

What if then I was wondering if I'd screwed up?

What if he did correct the online article--sorta?

What if he added "or Parish"?

What if I wouldn't have taken the word of some internet looney either?

What if I'm just going to start e-mailing the news sites every time they mess up the language?

What if we start a movement?

What if we call it the International Society to Urge the Rebirth of Copy Editing?

What if that wasn't very catchy?

What if I think it's time for some more silliness?

What if this is a very silly thing?

What if, the lack of what if's astounds me?

What if i know that alot of scrollers have other things on their mind, real life stuff, than just boring old what iffing?

What if i am eating pancakes for breakfast?

What if it is father's day here today?

What if it is raining?

What if of course the one day we don't want it to rain it does?

What if, since we are basically having a drought, and are on water restrictions and stuff, it's pretty ironic that it is raining?

What if we went and saw willy wonka yesterday?

What if we should have done our ourdoor stuff yesterday, and our movie going today

What if i want to apologise to Keri, Nora and Jubs for leaving like i did?

What if i forgot my trillian liked to crash when i clicked on links within a chat?

What if, and since we have plans today, it is pointless rebooting and logging back on?

What if i'll post that poll tomorrow?

What if i posted that, more to remind myelf to do it?

What if I am bitterly hurt?

What if not really?

What if it's easier to talk shit about Ame when she's not there?

What if it's not as much fun though?

What if Panda is feeling better?

What if I am so happy that it wasn't something bad?

What if I think it was just worms?

What if poor baby?

What if I had a long hard night at work?

What if I am glad that I am finally home in my comfy chair looking at my computer screen?

What if I think I am going to call it a night?

What if Night!?

What if yay for Panda feeling better!?

What if I was worried when you what iffed about him earlier?

What if I hate to hear about sick kitties?

What if my kitty, Pippin is doing well now too?

What if he was terribly skinny and had an upper respiratory infection?

What if but now he's had medicine and is doing three gillion times better?

What if and he's also eating like a little piggy?

What if so now we call him our little round-belly?

What if ittle round buddha bellies on kitties make me happy?

What if I'm glad Pippin is feeling better too?

What if back to the purging of my scrapbook stuff?

What if cleaning out my closets?

What if watch out everybody?

What if I like XenaFairy's sig pic?

What if Mary Catherine Gallagher is my hero?

What if I got last minute free tickets to a Green Day concert last night and I was out verrrry late?

What if I wouldn't probably have stood in line or paid to go to that particular show but if it's free it's for me?


What if the tickets may have been free but I am paying for it today?

What if although I feel like I've been hit by a truck the concert was surprisingly good and worth it?

What if they did their new single for the Katrina victims and it was quite moving?

What if they are going to be a part of that big benefit concert next week and I suspect that song will become a sort of a rock anthem of the event?

What if I go post in the lyrics thread?

What if oh good Lord, Shelley's not gonna let that poll go, I know it?

What if I do not have red hair!?

What if my knee hurts and I just realized I need to go take a pain pill?

What if In-N-Out strawberry shakes are yummy?

What if I'm trying to decide between doing one of three things: play WoW, update my website with tons of stuff, or write in Falling and Rising because it was brought to my attention by my best friend that I've neglected it again?

What if the lazy side of me just may play WoW?

What if although for some reason I've got an itchin' to write?

What if hmm?

What if decisions, decisions?

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Originally posted by lila997:
What if I like XenaFairy's sig pic?

What if Mary Catherine Gallagher is my hero?

What if yup, Molly Shannon is amazing!?

What if and thanks, Lilla?

What if grrr....work tommorow?

What if at least the woman that I don't like won't be there?

What if this takes about 50% of the stress away?

What if when in doubt, Gabber, always go with the video game....err computer game?

What if LOL, that's what I almost did actually?

What if but surprisingly, the desire to write won out?

What if especially after I re-read the last chapter and realized I wanted to continue it?

What if writing as we speak?

What if Bree and Kendra are so cute?

What if I wish Chiana were around?

What if I do miss her?

What if this has been the three day weekend of sleep for me?

What if I slept from midnight Saturday until 11 am Sunday morning?

What if I didn't even get up til nearly 11 on Saturday morning?

What if my sleep addled brain was thrown for a loop this morning?

What if the local news folks were going to their reporter in the field?

What if she was at some local Christian school's staging area for hurricane relief goods?

What if the reporterette starts talking to a guy who was in full Aussie drawl?

What if he told us "don't forget the waaaater"?

What if I'm used to a different drawl when we talk to these Okie Christian groups?

What if my dog Penny is driving me crazy?

What if she needs her sedation pills?

What if we ran out?

What if she's causing mayhem whereever she goes?

What if I think tomorrow we're taking her in to get her staples out?

What if my stupid brother better call us back about helping lift her into the car?

What if?
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel
I focused on the pain, the only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away but I remember everything
What have I become?
And you can have it all, my empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will make you hurt

What if I keep singing those words over and over because that is the only thing that occupies my mind?

what if i had that in my head it would be the Johnny Cash version?

what if
row, row row your boat
gently down the stream
merily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream
might work for a slightly less dark occupation of your mind?

what if i really wish that salem's msn hadn't died?

what if i need to bitch to him about that BITCH bray ?

what if she is a bigot with absolutely no imagination and all the intelligence of an oily dishrag?

what i freakin HATE people that just go around calling everyone else's ideas lame, whilst contributing nothing of their own - especially when they're MY ideas, and are not even meant to be taken seriously in the first place ?

what if this disturbing "black cat bone" (?) song is NOT helping >.<!?

what if i should have really posted this in the generic rant thread?

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Originally posted by eyezoom:

what if i had that in my head it would be the Johnny Cash version?

What if that's the one?

What if I told Argy that my possible 2006 trip to Oz looks more likely?

What if that caused her to sing a happy tune?

What if the song is "La la la lila's gonna come to see me! La la la..well *somewhere* in Oz, at least she'll be! La la la, we'll swing from a MORTON Fig Tree! " ?

What if I bet you didn't know that I was a musical genius did you?

What if I suspect you prefer Cash, eh?

what if i continuously see new PM flashing at the top of the page?

what if i keep checking and there's nothing new?

what if this confuzzles me?

what if i love this picture?



what if it makes me miss the show?

what if i should get some sleep?

what if i've been exhausted for a week?

What if I call Tam?

What if I'm trying to reach her right now?

What if I too, love that pic?

What if I wonder if Shawn ever got my email with Tam's number last week?

What if I only got half of Shawn's new number because my voicemail was crackly?

What if I dial the part I have and keep substituting in random numbers for the last 3 digits?

What if that could work?

What if it could also take weeks?

What if it may be a new amusing pastime for me, though?