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what if i had a crappy weekend?

what if i dealt with it by bleaching my hair?

what if i'm not sporting a little color i like to call "flaming blonde"?

what if i also dealt with it by having a bit too much to drink at football-watching and totally forgot i was supposed to be calling our absent football friend with score updates?

what if i have apologized via email but still feel bad about it?

what if she's not online like she ususally is at this hour or i'd be groveling via AIM?

what if oh well...hopefully friends understand these things?

what if the pasta-maker's on vacation this week so i'm it?

what if bleh...?

what if i'm using 'quick reply cuz i'm getting rejected when i click on the regular reply button?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if it postedin full reply mode?

what if i just get used to weird?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if it was Ares' 42nd birthday today, so I got him two 21st Happy Birthday cards? Big Grin

What if I cooked him baked salmon with a lemon butter sauce, steamed baby potatos and leafy greens in garlic, ginger and soy sauce?

What if I made him a parfait for dessert?

What if it had oranges, strawberries and banana marinated in Grand Marnier and caramel sauce, custard, pineapple jelly, caramel swirl ice cream, fresh passionfruit and three wafer biscuits?

What if I forgot to put in the chopped nuts?

What if he also had lemon, lime and bitters to wash it all down (his favourite)?

What if it was all pretty yummy, if I do say so myself?


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What if happy belated to Ares?

What if thank Christ all wedding nonsense is over and done with?

What if I did look rather nifty in my black on black pinstripe grooms maid outfit?

What if but very glad it's over and done with?

What if we went to the State Fair yesterday?

What if funnel cakes, strawberry juice, cotton candy, chicken 'n biscuit were all had?

What if Smile?


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What if dang Argy, you can COOK!?

What if happy birthday to a very special Ares and tell him he's lucky he got such a royal dinner? Wink

What if the food at Jerri and Todd's wedding was yummy?

What if that is a rare thing 'cause I've been to tons of weddings and the food usually is so fancy and it sucks?

What if everything BEFORE the wedding sucked, but that reception was the best?

What if tons of dancing and confusing people on the sidelines as to who is actually gay or not, mwahahaha? evil Big Grin

What if and Sara looked hot in her wedding outfit, I tried not to salivate but did manage to undress her with my eyes, mwahahaha *cough*? Razz Wink

What if yummy food at the fair and good company with Ryan and KC?

What if I am now addicted to that strawberry juice and want more, but can't have it?

What if this is very heartbreaking to me?

What if strawberry juice, strawberry juice, strawberry juice? Big Grin
 
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what if...don't forget the jukebox money!?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if ha?

What if she danced to that song with KC's mom?

What if I got photos to prove it?

What if Big Grin?


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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I am rather amused by the 21st B-day card?

What if Grand Marnier makes a fine addition to any dessert?

What if I had two large pieces of cake a couple of hours ago?

What if I should feel guilty?

What if I don't?

What if I'd do it again?

What if I think there's some leftover?

What if I have it as a supplement to my breakfast tomorrow morning?





 
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What if, look at me, posting at work?

What if, look at me NOT in my lunch break, posting at work?

What if maddie told me the scrolls were working (i use same server as her when at work)

What if i was able to log in at work

WHat if all is good in the world


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What if happy belated birthday to Ares?Smile

What if birthdays rock?

What if that parfait recipe sounds awesome, i'm going to try it?Razz

What if I could use a vacation?

What if a long one?

What if I hope this evening is a little better than last...it was so hectic i ended up staying up too late just to salvage some of it?

What if here's hoping?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if lol zoom, I will remember you wanted to see pictures of me dancing to Love Shack?

What if when I get 'em developed back at home, I shall scan and show you? Wink

What if that is my FAVORITE song to dance to?

What if I was over at the punch bowl getting some well, punch Razz for Sara and I when it started?

What if I immediately let out a squeal (that thank God no one could hear) and began to hurry over as soon as I could?

What if I didn't make Sara dance with me but immediately set the drinks down and hit the dance floor?

What if I think I danced over to KC and she molested me in some way (like she was doing to everybody that night, lol)?

What if and then here comes KC's mom (KC's mom has got it going on) and starts hoppin' along with me?

What if it was the best?

What if I had a mother and daughter sandwich, which sounds so wrong now?

What if my girl can do the pony?

What if and she looked hot when doing so?

What if heck, she looked hot all night in her outfit?

What if ROWR!? Big Grin
 
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What if OMG there is space in this room?

What if no seriously it's a ROOM now?

What if, as opposed to a storage closet?Razz

What if I owe it all to wonderful john for finishing the sorting for me?

What if I cooked him a spaghetti dinner to say thank you?Smile

What if this was one of the more awesome evenings?Big Grin

What if have i mentioned that I adore the B-52's?Big Grin

What if I love to sing "Roam?"

What if I also love "Junebug?"

What if obscurities rule but I do love Rock Lobster as well?

What if...but no one can beat, "Why can't you dance with me...I ain't no Limburger!"Razz

What if Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I could use a vacation too?

What if I have been so busy I can barely keep my eyes open to type this

What if I just need to lay down somewhere sleep for a week

What if I think I will go and do that now

What if night night everyone.
 
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What if obscurities rule but I do love Rock Lobster as well?


What if they played that song at Jerri's wedding?

What if hehehe, but it wasn't a rock...?

What if good stuff?

What if magic towels?

What if Big Grin?


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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what if i never let the bloodyclownboy take another vacation?

what if at least the ravioli gods smiled today?

what if and there's only 2 more days of pasta makery to go?

what if the weekend should be pretty good...?

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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I thought zoom said "the ravioli smiled at me today"?

What if that would be a sure indicator that zoom was the one in need of the vacation?

What if I want a vacation?

What if all I get is a Friday off next month to create a long weekend?

What if it's the wrong Friday to do what I *really* wanted to do with a long weekend Frown?

What if i make the best of it and do something fun anyway?

What if I (heart) NY?

What if I spend my pre-birthday weekend there?
 
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What if I am just now crawling out from under a huge pile of work?

What if one thing after another?

What if late nights make for angry pets?

What if I have started clenching my jaw and gringing my teeth at night?

What if so much so, that I'm still hurting from last night's clenching/gnashing?

What if gnashing is one of my favorite words?



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what if whether or not the ravioli smiles, zooms defintiely needs a vacation?

what if she ain't getting one though?

what if it's going to make for crankier than ususal catering season?

what if at least there will be a catering season to be cranky about?

what if the infamous Beaver event was almost cancelled this year?

what if Eek ?

what if they booked yesterday though so phew!?

what if i only just realized i've only had one full week off this year, and it was the first week of the year?

what if that explains a lot...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if zoom can take a week off as of January 1 noonish?

What if she wanders out to CA?

What if to watch a game?

What if Longhorns at the Rose Bowl?

What if she just wanders to her couch instead?

What if that way she can mutter at those damn Pac-10 refs?

What if and sip her rum?

What if she can take a shot of Jager for every Longhorn touchdown against those damned Trojans?

What if I probably just cursed the Longhorns?





 
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What if I've heard rumours of a hoedown in Texas?

What if I've heard that some US Scrollers are going and others can't be persuaded?

What if I tell ya all that life is too short (which you knew anyway), friends too scarce and excuses too pitiful?

What if so y'all just drag your arses off to Austin, y'hear?

What if otherwise I may be forced, FORCED I tell ya, to do some serious carnage on these Scrolls?

What if your sanity is worth more than your work and money?

What if I can't think of any other platitudes?

What if DO IT! DO IT AND BE DAMNED!?

What if I now need a Bex and a good lie down?


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what if there are plenty hoes down in Texas?

what if i'm pondering the plural of "ho"?

what if hoes?

what if ho's?

what if i desist in this ho woe and go?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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what if my blonde is no longer flaming?

what if more like "sweet lemon yellow" now?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I tell ya all that life is too short (which you knew anyway), friends too scarce and excuses too pitiful?

What if your sanity is worth more than your work and money?


What if mmm-hm?

What if sanity, what is this sanity you speak of?

What if bleh, I'd give a million dollars to just have a weekend OFF?

What if but no rest for the weary, housesitting starting today?

What if hoo-f'en-ray? Razz

What if I'm curious to what the plural of ho is as well?

What if I go look it up?


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What if vacation time is getting closer?

What if close like Monday?

What if there is so much to do and so little time?

What if so what am I doing?

What if what ifing?

What if I am starting to get excited?

What if I should probably start packing soon?

What if thank god I have Sunday off?


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