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what if this is the seeminglyest longest dayest everest? | |||
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what if i'm trying to figure out what the hell madonna is playing at? what if she's trying to rip off kylie minogue...badly? what if the kylie she's trying to rip off wasn't that great to start with...? what if still, i'd rather be watching kylie in those pants, thanks? what if, and then there's the abba sample - what the hell? what if but okay, i'd come to terms with all this...and then i saw the "it's raining men" by geri halliwell film clip kick in...? what if WHAT!? what if, what happened to the madonna of "like a prayer" - the one who didn't need to copy all the other questionable pop-princesses to look like she could still hold up? what if, and to top it all off, i'm presuming this refried joke of a losing plea for attention has "debued" at number one? what if...why? what if i try to view this rationally - maybe it IS a joke; maybe it's a deliberate commentary...or something...like jewel did with "intuition"...? what if *tries to listen to new oasis (apparently) to calm down*? what if, and now shakira...well this certainly isn't helping anything...or IS it...? what if my increasing tollerance for female pop is continuing to scare me? what it, madonna not withstanding -_-? what if *sigh* if "heartbreak high" was still on, i wouldn't be in this situation? what if stupid saturdays? --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if the tv show Medium is showing in 3-D this week? What if I just got my TV GUIDE in the mail and the 3-D glasses are in it? What if the Medium ad and article is in 3D? What if Patricia Arquette lunged off the page directly at my throat? What if huzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!? | |||
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What if I hate that show? What if but I couldn't pass up the chance to watch something in 3-D? What if so yes I got the glasses? What if  ? | |||
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what i f i love that show? what if despite the general huzzz factor of the entire Arquette family, there's something about Patricia that i find alluring? what if it's surely not her Emmy outfit which i described as "hobo starlet"? what if now i gotta go buy a TV Guide...? what if i get to go see football with my gang today after a 3 week absense? what if my finger hurts?  WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I too can not resist a 3-D broadcast? What if it goes back to my childhood facination with the original Creature From the Black Lagoon which was shown to our school in 3D? What if that was very controversial for a little Catholic school? What if I do not know why specifically, but it was? What if I TiVo Medium so that I can pause it to re-group if I get over-huzzed? What if I will not be home on Monday night anyway? What if I will be at an advanced screening of Rent?!? What if  ?What if I can hardly wait? What if no relevant work will be completed tomorrow? What if my tail will be wagging too much to work? | |||
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What if I made cheesy potato soup for lunch today? What if it was one of those brave experiments? What if it turned out for the best? What if Rachel said I can make it again in the future? What if YAY! What if this only makes me braver? What if I love cooking? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
Wht if my number one key isn't working? Wht if neither re the three letters below it? Wht if it's fricken nnoying?  Wht if I'll never be ble to type my nme gin? Wht if & my VCR decided to die too? Wht if I need it to live? ____________________  | |||
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What if Salem might want to clean his keyboard? What if he pops a few keys off and uses a bit of rubbing alcohol? What if I got very little accomplished this weekend? What if that's okay? What if short week this week? What if well for some? What if I was going to start a thread entitled zoom Sunday Injury Watch? What if I figured she'd manage not to injure herself if I did that? What if a kind soul would have started such a thread in hopes of keeping zoom from further injuring her once dainty digits? What if I'm looking around the room and I'm not seeing a kind soul? What if one wandered in? What if I'd have to exorcise it? What if that's the last thing I need?  | |||
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what if i made it through a Sunday with digits intact, tank you very much? what if i'm back on my Sunday football schedule? what if then Roller Derby in the evening? what if so all is more or less right with zoom's world? what if not right, then busy enough to keep my urges toward self-injury at bay? what is sad news on the Roller Derby front? what if apparently Cadillac/Tank Girl isn't skating on a team this season? what if ooof, what a loss? what if i fear it is a "rebuiling year" for my Holy Rollers? what if today is the official start of Holiday Hell at Pasta & Co.? what if i almost bought a t-shirt at Roller Derby last night that said 'bah f***ing humbug' that i wanted to wear under my chef coat when catering? what if i still might...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if godwarrior bobblehead update? what if $870!? what if and note the name of the winning bidder? what if i wonder if Marguerite took a little out of the gastric bypass fund for an Ebay purchase? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if her voice makes my stomach want to go into the fetal position? | |||
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What if I really am a shallow materialist and an overgrown mall rat?!?  What if it totally makes no sense that xenacrazed doesn't own an Ipod yet?  Your Hidden Talent  You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/ | |||
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What if I saw the ads for "Rollergirls" on A&E yesterday? What if it starts January 2? What if we shall have to look for the Austin, SubTexans in the crowd shots? What if I like the shirt? What if I need to get one that says "F***in' Monday"? What if in addition to that other one? | |||
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What if someone told me yesterday that I reminded them of Daria from MTV? What if I take that as a compliment? What if I am avoiding the dishes? What if and I just got flowers for keeping up with the house work? What if she loves me? What if  ? | |||
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| Ultimate Scroller |
What if my (owwww) head hurts because I desperately need caffeine and I overslept, yet going downstairs will take waaaay too much effort right now? Your Hidden Talent You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/ | |||
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What if I got a new job, that is so much more fun than my last job? What if I want to attempt to call WP9 and tell her in detail about the good news? What if Black Friday still seems scary, because, yes, it is still in retail (I can't stay away )?Your Hidden Talent You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/ | |||
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What if no one tells xc that Danica Patrick got married? What if unless she got married to xc, then someone should prolly tell him? What if I wish for nothing more than to stay at home and sleep in my nice comfy bed? What if bleh on holidays? What if but only 37 more days til my girl comes home to me? What if ?____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if I am wondering if Nora will be around for the 3rd(?) Annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Snark-fest? What if I hope so? What if without intention it seems to have become a holiday tradition for me? | |||
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What if as of right now I am planning on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade snark fest? What if I'm also toying with the idea of making Auntie Callisto watch it? What if Auntie Cal might just have to do some post parade commentary? What if some things require full concentration? What if I know that Katie Couric will inspire my scorn like no other can? What if I haven't watched the Today Show in nearly a decade because of her? What if her commentary during the Olympics Opening Ceremonies always make me want strangle her? What if I guess there will be a snark fest for the OOC in February too? | |||
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what if Katie Couric's Olympic opening commentary can't be any worse than Bob Costas's? what if Bob Costas is the most insufferable commentator ever? what if he alsways has some lame lame lame thing to say about every country? what if his lame national remarks are rivalled only by his lame human interest commmentaries about each country's flag bearers? what if damn if you didn't get me started this early, Smirk...? what if or was it lila997? what if damn you both, dammit!? what if i wish i were going to be home cuz holiday parade snark sounds like a bunch o' fun...? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if, i was one of them nosey mothers and i decided i needed to ask jess's gymnastics teacher why she didn't go up to the next level next year? What if, because other kids her age have, from talking to ppl PLUS she's won an award for being the best in her class(there is 6 & 7 year olds in her class too) What if i expected the teacher to say she was too young to go up yet? What if she IS in fact going up, it was a mistake? What if, presently she is in the preprimary class, so i thought she'd go up to primary level 1? What if, she is skipping that, as well as primary level 2, AND junior, and going into junior selective? What if, being chosen for a selective class is very good, esp one ahead of her actual age What if the junior class is like 8 and maybe some 9 year olds, and jess won't be 6 till may What if her teacher thinks she is that good, and has that much potential What if yes proud mother? What if i wonder if tam got her tim tams i finally mailed last week? ********************************* | |||
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What if someday Katie Couric and Bob Costas comment on Jessica's gymnastic skills during an Olympic Opening Ceremony? | |||
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What if they say something really dumb like calling her the "Down Under Wunder" in a bad fake Aussie accent? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I took care of my keyboard? What if took care...forever -_-? What if hooray for Jess being advanced ?What if I wish the Goblet of Fire was out here? What if I saw a troll named 'Amethyst Van Der Troll' at the shops today? What if it made me laugh, laugh I say? What if, it's probably already been brought up somewhere, possibly repeatedly, but I don't remember? What if it's just that the troll in question looked really cartoony and not like the ones in Ame's sig pic? What if, still had the big hair though? What if I've gone on long enough about trolls? What if dammit, why isn't the Goblet of Fire out yet and why the hell isn't Animal Crossing: Wild World, either?! What if I have a headache? What if I took pills for it? What if I expect to pass out soon? What if I love being able to type A's again? What if I no longer have to be known as ndrew? ____________________ | |||
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