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What if the other would probably make it on the Uncensored! outtakes dvd, though?

What if it's all about priorities?
 
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what if i just finished Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim?


What if that's the one I'm reading now?

What if I read the Halloween candy thing aloud to Paco and I had to keep stopping to catch my breath?

What if it makes me see how different my children are from me when I was little?

What if they would totally give some of their good candy to the neighbors, whereas I would have been hiding it in pockets in my closet?

What if they never search the pockets...?
 
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What if i want to know how Salem knows about 'tappa tappa tappa' Big Grin

What if i got up this early, so i could try and catch Maddie, and she's not even on *shocked*

What if she wasn't on yesterday either when i was (almost all day at work)

What if i need to speak to her before tomorrow?

What if i need to discuss the *secret boat*

What if i am curious if it would be going to Patonga or Hawkesbury?

What if, cause i had decided that i'll get on at Hawkesbury instead, cause we live fairly near the freeway, so might as well just get on it, and go on down that way?

What if, if you read this, just answer me in what if form here, incase we don't bump into each other before tomorrow Big Grin


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What if all this talk of camping has given me the itch?

What if I also belive Gilmore Girls ROCKS!!! And is noe of the best shows on TV. Still no where as good as Xena, but still good.


What if I would totally watch Survivor if I knew a fellow scroller was on?

What if that was the only way I'd watch?
 
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What if YAY!?

What if my internet is finally fixed?

What if I just want it to stay that way?

What if I am going to have to make up with two X.E.C. entries?

What if I'm wishing all of our Aussie scrollers a wild and crazy night?


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What if I'm glad that Ame has started dance lessons?

What if maybe she can teach me a thing or two?


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What if i still need to teach me a thing or two?

What if i haven't seen Maddie online since the morning of her birthday?

What if i am wondering just how drunk she has been, for just how long...lol

What if i have 2 birthday threads?

What if, is that making up for everyone forgetting last year?

What if, thank you Zoom and Brucy

What if Brucy only posted a thread, so someone would remember his birthday in a couple of days?

What if, we have way too many aquarians?


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What if I feel sick?

What if I have a sore throat and can barely talk?

What if also a headache and am on the verge of throwing up it would seem?

What if party on tonight, woo!

What if I don't think I'm going to last very long..? Frown


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What if I'm housesitting starting today?

What if it's been awhile since I've done that?

What if but to jump start the day i'm having coffee with hot chocolate in it?Big Grin

What if very tasty?

What if I really want spring and summer to come now?

What if it would be lovely to go to the beach for our 9th wedding anniversary?Big Grin

What if last tuesday was the 10th anniversary of the day i got hit by a train on my way to work?Razz

What if I was trying to catch it and i just barely made it before it clipped me?

What if I can't believe it did very little besides fracture seven ribs and bruise my shoulder?Eek

What if somebody up there likes me?RazzBig Grin

What if rule number one, it's not THAT important to be on time?RazzBig Grin

What if oh well, time to go to a different job?

What if later for now?

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"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if I have a headache?

What if I think I'm still recovering from the weekend?

What if Maddie's party was a blast?

What if I like dancing like Kath? Big Grin


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What if Argy dance goodly? ^_^

What if my throat is feeling better now?

What if sweet, sweet Butter Menthols?

What if they are the only things that ever work for me?

What if I got lost today?

What if I was at the building I was supposed to be at but there was a note saying to go to another building and I didn't know where it was?

What if and then, I somehow ended up in a field?

What if on the plus side, I finished Sonic Rush today?

What if I got all the Chaos Emeralds n everything?

What if this is the first handheld Sonic game I've ever gotten all the emeralds in?

What if that's just how fun the special stages were, even if I kept failing, it wasn't frustrating me?

What if wheee? Smile


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What if I forgot to mention I have a lizard from Nora's cleavage?

What if says Argy and/or Ame?

What if I forget who specifically said it?

What if Eek?


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what if i'm watching "prison break"?

what if it seems like it'd be good if i was paying attention, but i'm not?

what if i'm far too busy enjoying all this not-having-freinds-over-anymore freedom!?

what if really, after a whole week, it gets a bit much, especially when you enjoy personal space and solitude as i do?

what if, having said that, how good was my party Big Grin?

what if i'm everso pleased that ame, salem and argy could make it, even if they did all pike at the first given opportunity Razz?

what if i however remained up til 4am singing my little heart out ^_^?

what if god bless karaoke?

what if and god bless salem, ame and argy, who in all honestly gave me the BEST presents i got! Big Grin...well maybe the backstreet boys tickets were up there too, but still Razz?

what if thanks guys ^_^ (and the xena dvds work splendidly, fyi argy Smile)?

what if uh oh, my arms are starting to peel...*sigh* there goes my tan for the year...?


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What if the power went out yesterday?

What if for 6 hours?

What if so we went over to Rachel's brother's house and brought pizza?

What if we got stuck in a three foot snow drift?

What if the blame almost got put on me for not mentioning to go into the other driveway?

What if until I mentioned that I'm not the one that tried to put our tiny car thought that huge snow drift?

What if so there! Razz smash?

What if thank god her brother found a chain and has four wheel drive?

What if it was a crazy day?

What if the end of a crazy week?

What if I'm not looking for a repeat?


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What if i found out MY cleavage lizard wasn't the original cleavage lizard?

What if, but still, it is sitting on top of my monitor at work Big Grin

What if it wasn't our fault we piked at the first opportunity... umm, it was all Jessica's fault Big Grin

What if Maddie wore pink to her own birthday party?

What if i can't find any cheats for my new Astro Boy game for the GBA, since i am already stuck?

What if, which sucks, cause i was really enjoying it?

What if i did get Jess unstuck in a section she was up to, on Barbie and the Magic Pegasus :P

What if i really really strongly believe my computer is possessed Big Grin


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What if, if it makes Maddie feel better I had a horrid night trying to get to sleep on Saturday night with my sore throat?

What if one of the worst moments of my life?

What if really?

What if I wish I was there to see Maddie sing the song from 'The Bodyguard' though? Razz

What if I just have to imagine her singing it like Leela?

What if Maddie should have another 21st party?

What if everyone should have a cleavage lizard?

What if I don't think I mentioned it when Argy mentioned it, but it's worth noting The Vicar of Dibley is my favourite british comedy?

What if you wouldn't really get that based on how much I mention Absolutely Fabulous lately, but I only really got into that last year?

What if whereas the Vicar has been a staple of my comedy diet for quite a number of years now? Smile

What if, the more you know? ^_^


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What if i can't find any cheats for my new Astro Boy game for the GBA, since i am already stuck?
What if you try here: http://faqs.ign.com/articles/544/544058p1.html ?

What if, failing that, ask Salem for help, as I believe he has already beaten it?

What if I'm glad that Maddie likes her Xena DVDs, and I'm even MORE glad that they work on her player? Smile

What if I don't have a cleavage lizard, I just have three non-cleavage Smirky lizards?

What if I'm glad Jess is enjoying her GBA game?

What if I'm sad that Salem had such a sore throat?

What if I advise everyone against pouring black sambuca down a sore throat?

What if aparently it doesn't help? Frown

What if I apologise to Salem for going along with that?

What if I got my own Xena 10th Anniversary DVD box set today?

What if it has excellent commentaries and interviews on it?

What if that could have something to do with the fact that Sharon Delaney is NOWHERE to be seen?

What if I'm still slowly working my way through Season 1 of Charmed?

What if all that may stop now that House, the Biggest Australian Loser and all the Law and Orders are back on TV as from next week?

What if I'm up to the final boss on Spyro?

What if I think that's all the news I have for you?

What if there may be typos in what I have just written, as I can't be bothered to check it?


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What if everyone should have a cleavage lizard?


What if I smell a business opportunity?

What if had I realized, Argy I'd have allowed some more cleavage lizards?

What if you realize now that Sara will be looking for lizards when we go camping to drop down the front of my shirt?

What if real, skittering lizards?

What if that sounded kinkier than it oughta?

What if I like the sound of the word "skitter"?

What if I'll remedy Argy's lizard situation--someday?

What if that's how I'll buy my bottle of Argy McBrew?





 
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What if everyone should have a cleavage lizard?


What if I smell a business opportunity?


what if i wonder what exactly Smirk Morgan's cleavage lizard opportunity smells like...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I don't, as some things should just not be wondered about?

What if namely cleavage smells?

What if eau de Smirk just isn't high on my olefactory wish list?

What if sorry babe? Wink


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What if, Salem, John and I LOVE the Vicar?Big Grin

What if...and many other britcoms including "Keeping Up Appearances?"

What if I showed him your sig pic of Alice and he was thrilled?

What if we miss the Vicar?Frown

What if they haven't been showing her on BBC America of late?

What if, but plenty of Monty Python tho!Big Grin

What if not to mentnion Creature Comforts, a very recent favorite of ours?

What if...black sambuca...I think I'd avoid that even if I DIDN'T have a sore throat?Razz

What if maybe cuz I got sick on Sambuca once?Frown

What if not fun, particularly since I mixed it with black and tan?Razz

What if this was years ago, a few years after MY 21st?Razz

What if I'm glad Maddie had a great birthday?

What if Sara I love your sig!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if, btw, Argy, thanks for adding my pic to the scroller pic page?Big Grin

What if I need to get a new home for my webcam?Razz

What if I"m totally procrastinating after a long day of crazy chores?Razz

What if AAAAAAA, to catch my breath!

What if ok I'm really going now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if not to mentnion Creature Comforts, a very recent favorite of ours?


What if I bought the dvd? Big Grin
 
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What if I had a quote to go with the sig pic, but it was quite big?

What if I suspected people might get annoyed having to scroll past dozens of lines of text?

What if I was going to use this:

Alice: You know that stuff that they're selling now at the local shop?
Geraldine: Which stuff?
Alice: 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'
Geraldine: Oh yes.
Alice: Well, you know, I can't believe it's not butter.
Geraldine: Yeah, well, I believe that is the idea.
Alice: Then yesterday I bought this other stuff, sort of a home brand and you know, I can't believe it's not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'.
Geraldine: I'm losing you now..
Alice: Oh right, well you know 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'?
Geraldine: Yeah yeah, you think it is butter.
Alice: No, no, I mean, you know the stuff that I can't believe is not butter is called 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'?
Geraldine: Probably, yeah..
Alice: Well, I can't believe the stuff that is not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' is not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' and I can't believe that both 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' and the stuff I can't believe is not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' are both in fact not butter, and I believe they both might be butter, in a cunning disguise, and in fact there's a lot more butter around than we thought there was.

What if fun though? ^_^

What if the Vicar isn't on TV here either, but I have all the dvds to cling to, so I'm all set?

What if I haven't seen Creature Comforts?

What if, I've seen it in the TV guide though, but never actually watched?

What if I suspect it's probably finished its run here by now?

What if the sambucca mightn't have been so bad, if I didn't detest the taste of licorice?

What if however the hell it's spelt..?

What if I'm still playing Sonic Rush, even though I finished everything? Smile


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What if I think I've missed a whole bunch of jokes running around in here?

What is a cleaveage lizzard?

What is black...uh...sambucca...uh whatever?

What is Creature Comforts?

What have I been doing, living under a rock?
 
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