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Originally posted by Argeaux:
What if this makes me laugh uncontrollably?

Xanadu centers on Kira, a Greek muse sent to Earth to inspire mortals. While on this planet, she helps a man build a disco roller rink.

What if that last sentence, in particular?

What if that is kind of funny? ^_^

What if Ame goes to see Xanadu and I stow away in her suitcase?

What if I was thinking about going to the Easter Show this year?

What if I haven't been for a few years?

What if I miss Moore Park?

What if my sister wants to go?

What if I stopped going because no one ever wanted to stay with me til the end of the day?

What if well excuse me for enjoying the dog obedience show! >.<

What if and fire works are always pretty?

What if and then there's the thrill of everyone leaving the main arena at the same time - will you make it out without getting crushed?

What if on an unrelated topic, I can't BELIEVE Bec Cartwright was nominated for the Gold Logie, again!

What if honestly, what's so good about her, just because she got knocked up by, and married Lleyton Hewitt?!

What if, has everyone forgotten 'All Seats Taken'?? Have they?!?!

What if, go Kate Ritchie and Natalie Bassingthwaighte!!

What if I like dog shows?

what if *giggles at roller rink and bec "hewitt" abuse - too much hilarity all at once* ^_^?

what if yay, ghost dog!! i'm so happy ?

what if, unless of course it's soul was sent screaming into the fiery pits of hell...then i wouldn't be so happy.. ?

what if either way, my bedroom still smells like something threw up and then died in there?

what if i have no idea what that's about?

what if i haven't had the time to investigate properly?

what if maybe the cat's watching me everytime i go in there, and she's seeing my screwed up nose and thinking "it was a gift, you bastard! it was a gift for the family!"?

what if that would make me feel bad on several levels?

what if bloody hell it's cold in here?

what if i haven't talked to heitie in ages?

what if damn lack of msn?

what if i hope i get my vampire essay back this week?

what if i've been everso patient?

what if, if the teacher doesn't give me what i want today, i'm just going to have to resort to stalking her, tabulating her movements, waiting for an opportune time to break into her office with the aid of my good burgler tools and swipe the assignment back from off her desk, or where-ever it is she's keeping it hostage?

what if i also hope she gives me some indication of how the madogis assignment went?

what if no, i didn't go home and play with him, fyi?

what if i stuck him up on a high shelf behind the miniature wooden motercycle that i bought for $15 at an antique shop once?

what if that felt like too much information, not in a bad way, but just completely irrelevent?

what if the more you know?

what if he's awkwardly delacate, madogis is, i'm thinking of having him crushed into a cube?

what if i probably won't though, because i'd have to do it myself and then it would just look all lopsided and wrong, and i wouldn't be able to display it with pride, nor would i, having done it myself, be able to question anyone else about it's progress: "is it about my cube?" - but i suppose i could work that into conversation after the fact, using it as a conversational piece or ice-breaker?

what if it would appear that i've thought much too much about this?

what if i was going to end there, but i forgot to complain about the $10 i had to spend printing and photocopying stuff i may not even need from the library?

what if stupid research material?

What if I always stay to watch the precision driving team at the Show?

What if I like the dog obedience trials?

What if I also like to look at the cattle?

What if it's a throw back to attending an Agricultural High School?

What if I do not like to look at the chickens, nor do I like their smell?

What if sheep are stupid?

What if you should drag some Scrollers to the Show with ya, Salem?

what if i like goats?

what if i just think they're neat?

what if horses too, and llamas?

what if most hoven animals of the furry kind are my cuppa tea?

what if, in other news, i got my vampire assignment back!?

what if, and an early mark ?

what if it was kind of freaky, cause when we went to lunch, my teacher was in the line with me and she asked "what kind of day are you having out of 10?" and i was thinking 7 but then i said 7.5, and then she said "well, that's pretty good - that's a distinction"?

what if then i got my assignment back and my mark is 75% - a distinction / -.o?

what if just a little bit trippy, that were?

what if she says the essay was "well researched and perceptive" *squeals*, "you make a number of illuminated and illuminating points - well done" ?

what if apologies for the blatant bragging, but it's been a while since i've had an assignment i was really proud of for uni...aside from that last one ?

what if i should post it for you all to read *ignores groaning* ^_^?

What if, hehe, no the ghost dog wasn't sent to hell ?

What if Melinda feels bad that she can't figure out how to get it cross over?

What if she plays fetch with it?

What if yay Maddie and her distinction!

What if you should put the marks on your fridge?

What if I hope when you say crush Madogis into a cube, you mean, force into into a protective cube display case, and not actually crush Madogis into a cube..?

What if but yes, you must be able to say "is it about my cube?" at some point ^_^?

What if and yes, I *should* drag some Scrollers to the show?

What if *gets lasso ready*

What if, you have found out my secret?

What if you'll all have to come to my roller disco?

What if, only if you promise to sing at the same time?

What if i have something i need to cut and paste that i found, which i think is highly amusing, but i saved it at work, so i'll have to post it from work?

What if i am posting from home, on the lap top (which has no chat programs), so i can't wait till i get my comp back this arvo?

What if i get married in 2 1/2 weeks?

What if I'll sing and roller skate?

What if I had another driving lesson today?

What if right after playing Mario Kart DS?

What if *leaning out the window throwing turtle shells at other cars as the instructor recoils in horror*

What if I played Mario Kart in the train the other morning?

What if it was okay, because I had the carriage to myself, so no one could give me strange looks when I blew into the microphone to inflate the balloons?

What if you find the strangest trivia knowledge on IMDB?

What if i was trying to find a pic of karl urban in Doom (the movie) and i came across this trivia for him, which i find amusing?

Did 4 roles on Xena the warrior princess wich were: Cesar the emperor, Kor a caveman, Cupid son of Aphrodite and Mael (biblical character) Isaac's brother.

His character of Cupid was originally written into the Xena: Warrior Princess season 5 finale episode "Motherhood" but Urban was unavailable because he was filming The Lord of the Rings elsewhere in New Zealand. As compensation, Rob Tapert wrote the season 6 episode "When Fates Collide" specifically for him, this time for his more popular character of Julius Caesar. Tapert also used this episode as am opportunity to bid farewell to two other fan favorite recurring characters; Alti and Brutus, portrayed by Claire Stansfield and David Franklin. "When Fates Collide" became one of the most popular episodes of the entire series.

What if, and his middle name is Heinz

What if i have my comp back, all fixed and spiffy?

What if i need to d/l trillian again?

What if charmed s6 comes out today?

What if we haven't even started s8 here, it should be interesting if they stop now, or if they bring out s7 (which i hope they do, cause of stupid ch 10's changing of days and times, i missed a few eps?

What if Beanz Meanz Heinz?

What if i can't believe only one person has what iffed since i posted all that stuff?

What if you're all bloody hopeless and aren't allowed lives or anything, so back to posting please?

What if I like Harry Potter?

What if Hermione's hot?

What if I like lots of Hermione/Ginny Fan Fic?

What if that's cuz I'm one sick mother-f*****?

What if good old slash fic?

What if I got off the train at Gosford today?

What if I was worried it wouldn't accept my ticket, coz it was for Woy Woy?

What if, but it did and it even gave it back to me?

What if even if it didn't accept it, the big gate was open, so I could have just walked through there?

What if I feel bad though, I was heaps mean to my sister today?

What if, I was only jokingly being mean, but now I feel guilty..

What if I have to go send her a text message now, expressing my guilt?

What if I watched 'Maddigan's Quest' today?

What if, well, I tried to, but I don't think I followed what was going on?

What if there seemed to be feral people blocking the circus group from passing by, and then for some reason the little chick from Xena was in another dimension in a tree or something..?

What if Ephiny was there though, so that was fun?

What if and I think I saw Iolaus?

What if he looked creepy?

What if, if it was him?

What if, I know he is in the show, I'm just not sure if I was looking at the right person?

What if he had strange black hair?

What if I finished Megaman Zero 4 today?

What if the second incarnation of Dr Weil was one tough mother to kill?

What if all hail me?

What if S and M go and post in the PM, so we can get this date finalised?

What if I had a pretty ordinary day today?

What if Friday Night Live was good, so that made it all better?

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Originally posted by Salem:

quote:

Originally posted by Argeaux:
What if this makes me laugh uncontrollably?

Xanadu centers on Kira, a Greek muse sent to Earth to inspire mortals. While on this planet, she helps a man build a disco roller rink.

What if that last sentence, in particular?

What if that is kind of funny? ^_^

What if the disco roller rink is the best reason to watch the movie?

What if I love camp?

What if I don't think that the creators meant Xanadu to be camp?

What if that makes it even BETTER!?!

What if I got a new digital camera yesterday?

What if YAY!!?

What if new sig pics coming to a XF3 message near you?

What if this one has audio too?

What if I love techy stuff?

What if I am making lunch?

What if enough to last us a couple days?

What if I love cooking?

What if it is Mick's birthday today?

What if he is 37?

What if i got my hair dyed today, cause the wedding is in 12 days?

What if i stole a magazine from the hair dressers?

What if it had a 3 page spread story on Lucy Lawless?

What if i didn't know about this until then?

What if it a magazine i never buy?

WHat if it is only from last month?

What if i haven't read it yet, but i am gunna see if mary d's site has it?

What if this pic was in the article, so i thought i would use it for my new sig pic?

What if i can't find the article though?

What if I got a new comp?

What if it will make my wireless connectivity more likely?

What if I still have to nail down what method/provider for net access?

What if I tried the local library, but the Scrolls were banned?

What if I felt quite SWOTS-ish when I saw the notice?

What if a friend let me connect to their internet connection so that I could d/l some programs?

What if I'm taking advantage to check in?

What if hi everybody?

What if Ame needs to check her IM and say hello?

What if I hope to see Smirky coming soon to a Scrolls near me?

What if that pic of Lucy looks lovely?

What if I got my dreads cut today for the first time since I got 'em last May?

What if my head feels really light, all of a sudden?

What if the hairdresser was scared to touch 'em, at first?

What if she got more confident after cutting a couple?

What if there was no stopping her by the end!?

What if she even did some of the front dreads, just because she thought they would look better?

What if I'm so proud of her and will gladly get her to snip my dreads again in twelve months time?

What if the cut was the cheapest I've ever had?

What if dreads might be expensive to get put in but damn cheap to maintain?

What if I love my dreads?

What if that's a whole lot of posting about dreads?

What if I'll see that it never happens again?

What if that's unless I have something more to say about them?

What if I can't remember if I said I love them?

What if I said it again?

What if I love my dreads?

What if Argy posts an updated dread photo?

What if Ame posts an updated hair coloUr photo?

What if everyone who has had a hair change/style change/plastic surgery/etc in the the past...ohhh 3 months post a pic?

What if I first typed "plastic sugary"?

What if that is not so appetizing?

what if it's good to wake up on a Monday and find Smirk and lila997 back in the "what if..." thread?

what if that's about all that's good about a Monday morning after roller derby?

what if i thought i'd lost my wallet at the roller derby last night?

what if i went to my truck at halftime and fortunately it was there?

what if the prospect of replacing 5 credit cards (personal and business...), my i.d. and club cards for Sam's & Costco (which i would need a.s.a.p Monday morning and which are difficult if not impossible to replace without your freakin' i.d.!) was nauseating at best?

what if it almost but not quite put a damper on the whole affair?

what if finding it at the half, and the eventually win by the Holy Rollers saved the roller derby experience from ruination?

What if ditto on the dread pic!?

What if it looks like things are looking on the up and up techwise for us scrollers?

What if I'm glad that Zoom didn't loose her wallet?

What if I left my wallet at the teller counter at the bank last week?

What if I never want to have that feeling again EVER?

What if thank the gods it was still there when I got there?

What if I recommended the scrolls to a friend at work?

What if said friend has recently discovered Buffy?

What if she watched seasons 1-7 in a month's time?

What if I love her for that?

What if she's a hoot?

What if back to scrapbooking?