What if I am posting of my own free will?

What if no one told me to post here?

What if it's just over a week until I leave for Fiji?

What if leave.. forever -_-?

What if you'd all love that, wouldn't you, WOULDN'T YOU?

What if I'll be back?

What if I don't know what I'm going to do there, apart from stand around at my Uncle's wedding?

What if I'm not a beach person?

What if I just disappear into the forest or jungle or whatever it is that Fiji has?

What if or because it's an open bar (everything was included in the price) I just claim my spot there and don't move until they ask me nicely to leave?

What if or challenge people to tennis matches?

What if not family members, just random other holidayers?

What if I drop down from a tree branch in front of them and start flailing a tennis racket in their faces?

What if i want to see pictures of salem after a week at an open bar

What if i think i might buy animal crossing for the cube today?

What if i've gone off playing games fir a while, and i need soemthing to drag me back in?

What if, also,if i like the cube game, i might want to get the DS?

What if thanks everyone?

What if I'll be working for First American, in the Field Services department?

What if as a Property Preservation Processor (say that 3 times fast!)?

What if I'll be checking up on contractors, making work is done according to specs, making sure photo docs are there to back up the work done, etc?

What if so no more dealing with tenants, late night maintenance calls, or the like?

What if I'm uber excited?

What if ?

What if I wish my last day was here already!?

What if only 6 more days?

What if I wonder if Sara's job gives her power over lots of people?

What if power to crush them with an iron fist!!?

What if that'd be nice?

What if ouch, I think I have a cut on the inside of my lip?

What if I don't know how it happened?

What if I wonder if Ame has figured out her internet yet?

What if not much time to scroll lately?

What if my mother's coming to visit for Texas?

What if and my water heater stopped working?

What if I don't believe my landlord is doing everything in his power to fix it?

What if tonight will be the third night in a row that I have to go some where else to shower?

What if hopefully it will be fixed or replaced by the end of the day?

What if it's driving me crazy because my kitchen is torn apart because of it?

What if and she'll be here Monday?

What if AHHHHHHH!!?

What if okay....I feel a little bettter?

What if on the other hand I am happy for Ame, Sara and Salem for all the obvious reasons?

What if I better get going to the store and get stuff to eat for the next few days?

What if ta ta?

What if i have moved into the next century?

What if i now have broadband?

What if after alot of stuffing around?

What if, but still!

What if I was wondering why XenaFairy was happy I had a cut lip?

What if then I remembered I'd mentioned going to Fiji?

What if, so I assume that's why she's happy?

What if secretly she is happy I have a cut lip?

What if anyway, I feel your pain regarding your shower related troubles?

What if I have shower issues at the moment too, though not as bad as you do?

What if my dad is re-tiling the shower floor?

What if so now I have to have a bath instead of a shower?

What if it's quite weird, I hadn't used the bath in over 10 years?

What if I feel stupid sitting in the bath?

What if, but at least I have hot water?

What if yay for Broadband Ame!?

What if Salem will be happy to know that I do not find happiness in his cut lip?

What if and that I was refering to his trip to Figi?

What if the water heater is back to working again?

What if thank the gods?

What if I have a huge pile of dishes waiting for me?

What if my next step was going to have to be to boil a big pot of water?

What if the birds that eat out of the bird feeder outside the computer room are little pigs?

What if I swear I filled the feeder just the other day and almost all the seed is gone?

What if little piggy birds?

what if my favorite college player got drafted by my favorite NFL team?

what if most of you couldn't care less?

what if that dampens my joy not one iota?

what if lila997's favorite team drafted a player from my college team?

what if one of the crappiest weeks in a long time deserved a Saturday like that?

what if ?

What if that 'ho Sara could have called to tell me the good news?

What if like...uh...I did?

What if never mind?


What if congratulations bitch?

What if that goes for Ame too?

What if six tens and no internet access kinda sucks?

What if that changes next Saturday?

What if yippee?

What if I don't know what to do with myself?

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Originally posted by Didjabringbeeralong?:
What if congratulations bitch?

What if you say the sweetest things, ya dirty whore?

What if ?

What if we'll get together soon, stop yer belly achin'?

What if it's not my fault you can't seem to live without me?

What if yeesh?

What if I'm glad zoom had a happy sports thing?

What if I'm kind of curious about how Salem cut the inside of his lip?

What if he was eating Krusty cereal and got one of those sharp things?

What if he reads this and seriously thinks back to see if he can remember doing that?

What if I wrote a book last year?

What if, or rather, I wrote a series of pages that may one day be a book?

What if I let it go cold for a while and then reread it last night and it's serious crap?

What if I guess I'll start uncrapping it this week?

What if....heh?

--what if it and if aren't the same word?

--what if I guess some things never change?

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what if good luck to heitie with her uncrapping ?

what if she sends me a copy when she's done?

what if YAY AME AND MICK!! no longer living in sin !!?

what if.. nah, i wouldn't go that far, i'm sure there's still plenty of sin to be had ?

what if, on a less yay-ee note, the kitty, she did not make it ?

what if, well, to be fair, we decided we weren't going to give her the chance to make it - too expensive and time consuming it was, so we made up some excuse about not wanting her to suffer...?

what if mmmmmmmmmmhm?

what if anyways, what's done is done, and now we must look to the future and get a new cat - one with unfluidable lungs!?

what if i've been sitting on that reference all week ?

What if I'm what ifing on my mom's laptop?

What if she left it in my hands when she went back to the hotel?

What if silly woman?

What if I really like the idea of a laptop?

What if only if I was rich?

What if one day?

What if in the land of make believe?

What if I will love it and I will call it squishy?

What if I'm getting a little carried away?

What if I'm stopping now?

What if I am enjoying my visit with my mom?

What if she can't believe that I actually want to cook for her?

What if she can't believe that I'm her daughter?

What if can you tell who wasn't the cook in our house when I was little?

What if the potato soup went over well and we went to UNO's for dinner?

What if tommorow is tourist day?

What if we get to tour the town that I work in every day?

What if WOOHOO!?

What if I love my mom?

What if and her husband pretty darn awsome?

What if I just glanced up at Emeril on my tv and he'd made the most perfect rice?

What if I was staring at the rice in wonder because mine comes out wrong, ie overdone, almost always?

What if suddenly he placed upon the rice these two very, very small roasted birds?

What if it was the most horrifying thing I'd seen in days?

What if I realize they probably weren't baby anythings, but still....tiny tiny birds....?

What if I just looked at the description of this episode of Emeril?

What if it said "crispy squab"?

What if ..........?

quote:

Originally posted by Madogis:
what if good luck to heitie with her uncrapping ?

What if thanks ?

What if I once,upon seeing it on a menu, asked a waiter what squab was?

What if he descibed it like a pigeon?

What if I then decided not to order it?

What if I keep thinking "Eaten by squabs"?

What if it still all comes back to Xena?

quote:

Originally posted by chained to Fate:
what if my favorite college player got drafted by my favorite NFL team?

what if most of you couldn't care less?

what if that dampens my joy not one iota?

what if lila997's favorite team drafted a player from my college team?

what if one of the crappiest weeks in a long time deserved a Saturday like that?

what if ?

What if I totally missed the NFL draft?

What if I was away visiting Quarterback?

What if with a screen name like Quarterback you'd have thought we'd be sure to catch the draft, huh?

What if I wonder if we picked zoom's tight end?

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What if I just reread that last line, considered amending it, and decided that it was best left as is?

what if it's good to lol in the morning?

what if you can pick your tight end, and you can pick your friends...but you can't pick your friend's tight end?

what if yes, David Thomas, TE, Texas?

what if that lol officially started birthday week?

What if I got a free ticket to see Kid Rock Thursday night?

What if 5th row floor?

What if I should go buy some ear plugs?

What if XF3's squishy comment made me smile?

What if congrats to Sara on her job and for hassling Smirky in such a relentless manner?

What if my ten pin bowling is all and down, but I'm enjoying it?

What if I just gave apples to my dogs?

What if Daniel wolfed his down, but Suzie just kind of poked hers with her nose and then trotted away from it?

What if Daniel ended up eating both apples?

What if I love them crazy critters!?

what if woo-hoo free Kid Rock tix front and center?

what if every now & then, good fortune smiles on those who have it coming?

what if to that point, it is one thing to flirt with a cute roller derby chick but entirely another to be flirted with by a cute roller derby chick?

what if mmm mmm Lucky Harm promised me a raincheck on my birthday spanking?

what if she's magically malicious?

What if thanks Argy?

What if orientation starts on Monday?

What if I'm excited?

What if I'm not very excited however to be up at 6 a.m. to get to my job on time?

What if bleh?