what if i hadn't planned on going to lollapalooza, but if anyone wants to sleep on my floor that's fine with me?

What if I missed going to Indy yesterday to see
The Stills?

What if the Indy Jazz Fest line-up looks pretty good this year (Black Keys, Isaac Hayes, Patti Labelle, Buddy Guy, many others)?

What if next Friday is my day off work?

What if I get to visit SX around memorial day?

What if I also start lookin' fer a different job as the evil place is gettin' more evil?

What if i'm getting drowssssyzzzzzzzzz *plop*?

What if there's hardly anybody online?

What if I feel so abandoned?

What if Herc and I are discussing the merits of autoload midis?

What if the only merit we've found is as an April Fool's Joke?

What if an evil April Fool's Joke?

What if Mons just came online?

What if I haven't seen her on the Scroll lately?

What if I just haven't been paying attention like I should?

What if she's actually posted tons and tons of things and I just have skipped right over it?

What if I'm so insensitive that way sometimes?

What if Mons gets so upset about my not noticing her she goes on a posting spree?

Itsnot you ItsMe..No Wait Im SOOooooo Confused Wrote:
What if I'm amazed that this kinder, gentler Brucy didn't exhort me to "Kill 'em all!"?

What if I hope Brucy remembers the source of "Kinder, gentler" and smiles/scowls at me because of it?

What if BruCy Never says Kill em all 'bout the hand that feeds & stuff..???

What if there IS NO Kinder Gentler Brucy..???

What if because I killed him off..???
What if I grimace(appropritely) at GBs Weasely words..???


What if Me.you,meYou Wrote:?

What if Mons just came online?
What if she's actually posted tons and tons of things and I just have skipped right over it?
What if at the old scrolls I wondered How xENAcRAzED could have had the Hugest # of posts..??
What if I could never figure out Where he was hiding em All..???

What if I saw eggnog flavored Ice Cream..??
what if REALLY I did..?
what if that made me thinka XenaCraZeD & chuckle..???

what if it only magically Appeared after he did?

What if all of his quotes then Haiku posts were makin me suspect he was really Chris Brown pretending to be XenaCraZed..??

What if CB could never pull it of.. not even from Magic Mountain..???

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Originally posted by fanTamulous:
what if i hadn't planned on going to lollapalooza, but if anyone wants to sleep on my floor that's fine with me?

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YaY!
I wanna Sleep on Tams ..... uhh Floor..!
I wanna I wanna ..
What if it has NOTHING tuhdo with Lala-POH-looza..??

What if Id cut off my foot to not belivin here any more..???

What if Hay I wonder if Zoomie is lookin to adopt an old Pollack dude..????

What if I bring my nearly toothless cranky old cat...too..??
What if that made me realize pets Truly DO resemble their owners..??

What if havung my Inet workin proprerly again is makin me stay up WAY too late..??

What if getting up after noon makes it nearly impossible to DO anything with my day..???

What if Im What iffin so much that Im actually INCREASING my lead over XenacraSed in nummer of posts instead of him gainin on me..??

What if Im surprised Ive become such a blabber keyboard..??
What if I move the rest of this to my FC what if..??

What if *POOF* its gone...??
What if Nobody ever goes & looks ..Cause ..<feh> Its only Brucy..??

What if everybody goes & looks & decides I need to be burned like a Steak at Salem's Warlock trials..??


What if theres only advance tickets sold..??

What if Salem makes a bundled from People eatin me & sayin..
"See, Brucy tastes just like Chicken"..???

What if this rambling nonsense PROVES Ive been up way way way too late tonite..??

What if Im getting close to 300 posts .. & I think I need to make #300 a bit out of the ordinary.. ??


What if I consider it an Occassion in my normally repetitive existance..??

What if I make it a challenge to myself to find something .. unique or interesting like a really great Website or something..??

What if I HATE to be challenged to do stuff.. especially by an Un-employed sicko LOSER...like BB..???

What if Twin Xenas keep poppin into my head when I think of Unique & special..???

What if theyre Way too polite to say what pops into their minds when they thinka me.. ??

What if nothing pops into TwinXenas heads when they think of Brucy?

What if they are just too taken aback?

What if Brucy is unique and special too?

What if a fifth place greyhound in Corpus Christi was named after him?

What if Brucy has had a renaissance on the Scroll since discovering this thread?

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
What if its SOoo bad that Even Argy has taken to making a Mockery of the Commander & Thief..

or however its said..???

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What if I just wanted to be like alla cool kids?

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What if We USAers should maker Aregeaux an Honory American ...Except rite now thats more of an Insult than a Compliment...heehee???

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What if I'd rather be made an honourary Brucarian?

What if i am getting bored?

What if i;ll stay around till 7.30 then go watch big brother evictions?

What if IGOR!

What if it HAS to be igor?

What if, please let it be igor?

What if it's Argy's birthday today?

What if, i assume she is out for dinner?

What if, or something along those lines?

What if Jess has an upcoming b'day party but she doesn;t understand it's still several days away, so she keeps asking if it is today?

What if, for the last 5 or so days now?

What if, only 5 more sleeps now?

What if i what iffed at almost the same time as Argy and mentioned her in my what if?

What if my mentioning was wrong, because unles she takes her lap top out to dinner, she ain't there?

What if hehehe

What if I put up my Evanescence poster today?

What if, because I only just found some blu tac for it?

What if I'm looking at it right now?

What if ?

What if I also downloaded the Everybody's Fool film clip from the pfficial site today?

What if it's strange in a good way?

What if I'm watching the Chamber of Secrets as I type?

What if it's strange seeing Jason Isaacs with his long blonde hair after watching Peter Pan so many times?

What if I imagine it'll be strange seeing him with his long curly black hair the next time I watch Peter Pan?

What if look, there he is now, he just came into Hagrid's Hut?

What if Mr. Isaacs is so cool?

What if every time I watch this movie, I have to close my eyes or block my ears because I can't stand that stupid bit in the diary with Harry yelling out "Haaaaaaaaagriiiiiiiid"?

What if I turned the volume down when it was on this time?

What if I only just remembered then that Richard Harris is no longer with us?

What if it makes me sad that the Dursley's won't be in the Goblet of Fire movie?

What if I'm wondering where the film will start?

What if probably at The Burrow maybe?

What if, I hope they don't cut Harry's dream?

What if the movie should still start with that, then Harry wakes up at The Burrow?

What if, that would be good?

What if I wonder who will be Lord Voldemort?

What if I keep having fun picturing David Bowie in my head?

What if he burst into song in the movie?

What if he sang to Harry "your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel!"?

What if they completely changed the movie and had Harry and Bowiemort dancing at a ball with "As The World Falls Down" playing?

What if I think I should stop typing now?

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:

What if Im What iffin so much that Im actually INCREASING my lead over XenacraSed in nummer of posts instead of him gainin on me..??

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What if'n I'm not in a postin race wiff BruZy BraLes?

What iff I juss nermerly usedta poss' a lott & now I'm doin that again?

What iffff i was hired to come back here to post a lot so that others would post more posts in their quest to post more than me?

What if the cicadas are so loud today I can hear them outside from the middle of the basement?

What if the cicadas keep hanging round the front door and get squashed as I got out?

What if there were tiny little lawn mowers I could give the cicadas so that they could be put to work mowing my yard?

What if there were tiny little musical instruments for the cicadas so that they could play some cool tunes as they sing or hum?

What if the moles & the cicadas in my yard had a battle- who would win?

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
What if Id cut off my foot to not belivin here any more..???

What if Hay I wonder if Zoomie is lookin to adopt an old Pollack dude..????

What if I bring my nearly toothless cranky old cat...too..??

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what if unfortunately one-footed cranks of Polish abstraction and their feckless felines are low on my list of potential adoptees?

what if Stella the Singing Malamute would, i fear, make short work of the both of you?

what if i have new furniture, and blood does stain so...?

what if i wish the maryland cicadas would all go visit xenacrazed's cicadas?

what if i'm tired of their noise and beedy red eyes?

what if i'm tired of them hitting my windshield?

what if yuck?

What if we finally had rain tonight?

Whaf if with thunder and lightning?

What if we hadn't had storms for quite awhile?

What if I kind of missed 'em?

What if I don't miss 'em at 3 am when they keep me awake because of how loud it gets?

What if I remember when I didn't have a TV and would pop popcorn and watch the storms from my dorm room window?

What if some nights I think I prefer Mother Nature's light show over most of the dreck on the tube?

What if I want an old fashioned conservatory one day that gives me a good view of storms?

What if we stormwatchers are an odd lot?

What if, okay, it's nothing to do with the storms?

What if I am home?

What if oh god...I hate flying?

What if friggin' turbulence sucks donkey nuts?

What if yeah, bleh?

What if Nora, your name was mentioned this weekend, though don't ask me how cause right now I don't remember?

What if you can bribe me with some Shiner or HoneyBrew right now?

What if I asked for Shiner out of habit and the people looked at me funny?

What if bastards?

What if I missed Shiner and instead had to drink that piss poor Bud Light?

What if bleh?

What if okay, I check my email and then I go to sleep cause I have to go to work tomorrow?

What if laters?

What if XenaCraZed Misspelled:

What if'n I'm not in a postin race wiff BruZy BraLes?

What if its like an Arms race or the Space Race or a war..?
What if your in if one side Decides your in & stuff..??
What if the more xenacraZed...gets upset the more Scarier he types..???
What if OK no race...Im just surprised Ive become so Chatty lately..??

What if ..OOOOOOooooOOOOO I found the anti-matter to xc's Radioactive thingy at the top of the posts..???

WHat if No one wants a pirate-toothed peglegged pollack whose cat likes to sit on his Shoulder..??

What if HONEST she(Princess) does..??
What if its so miserble here that there are no Cicadas..so fsr..??


What if spring is so late coming that theyve decided to wait for summer vacation to appear..??

What if No one wants to be here .. even the Skunk seems to have left & found better .. ummm digs..???

What if it took me @ 9 months to come upmy first 200 posts & 3-4 weeks to make the next 100 or so..
What if *ack* I think this is post 300..??

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Originally posted by fanTamulous:
what if i wish the maryland cicadas would all go visit xenacrazed's cicadas?

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What if I wished all these cicadas would take a nice one-way cruise to the lovely North Pole?

What if the cicadas are really all gone by early July (as I guess they're supposed to be)?

What if when they return in 17 years, I'm still here typing 'what if's' on the scrolls?

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
What if XenaCraZed Misspelled:

What if'n I'm not in a postin race wiff BruZy BraLes?

What if its like an Arms race or the Space Race or a war..?
What if your in if one side Decides your in & stuff..??
What if the more xenacraZed...gets upset the more Scarier he types..???
What if OK no race...Im just surprised Ive become so Chatty lately..??

What if ..OOOOOOooooOOOOO I found the anti-matter to xc's Radioactive thingy at the top of the posts..???

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What if'n I mispelled the post on poipose n'yuk n'yuk n'yuk?

What if I'm in a posting race with my former self who had 5000+ posts?

What if I'm in a posting race with Fallc who hasn't shown up yet?

What if that radioactive thingy is a weapon of mass destruction?

What if GW invades the scrolls to get rid of it?

What if the thingy is really the sun but GW still wants it put out?

What if GW tries to bomb the sun?

What if the sun melts GW first?!?!

What if I'm not sure I wanna know in what context my came up over the weekend?

What if I wonder if Sara likes South Dakota any better than any other place that isn't Texas?

What if she's a Prairie Girl?

What if she longs for the wide open spaces where tornados thrive as the destroy the pesky remnants of civilization?

What if South Dakota must be more backward than I remember if it has no Shiner Bock?

What if only very special places can have Shiner?

What if Texas is special enough for Shiner Bock, but not, alas, Stella Artois?

What if I'm trying to figure out what I want to bribe Sara to do?

What if it involves going medieval on someone's ass?

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Originally posted by It's not you, it's me--Okay, it's you:
What if we finally had rain tonight?

Whaf if with thunder and lightning?

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What if some nights I think I prefer Mother Nature's light show over most of the dreck on the tube?

What if I want an old fashioned conservatory one day that gives me a good view of storms?

What if we stormwatchers are an odd lot?

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What if we've been having storms from Wednesday to the present?

What if I like to watch storms also?

What if I think it has a lot to do with living in this area of the country for my whole life?

What if because people who visit here from other areas are like "HOLY ****!" when they experience the storms?

What if East Dubuque is flooded really bad?

What if that's what they get for not having a floodwall like we have?

What if my brother was in a wedding in Cedar Rapids (1.5 hours from my town) this weekend?

What if when they went to get their tuxes on Thursday, the town was being hit by tornadoes so they had to sit in the basement of the mall?

What if when we went to the wedding on Saturday there was lots of storm damage?

What if thankfully nothing that effected the wedding was damaged?

What if and it didn't storm until after the ceremony?

What if so driving home was hellish but otherwise...?

What if Saturday night the sewers overflowed?

What if manhole covers actually shot off on some streets because there was so much pressure?

What if most of the streets downtown were closed because of flooding?

What if driving was hellish because of all the water, you were constantly worrying if the water was too deep to drive in?

What if many of my friends had to sleep at my apartment because they couldn't drive home?

What if you learn to have friends in all parts of town for times like these?

What if you need at least one house uptown where you can crash if downtown is flooded?

What if I haven't been affiliated with a flood in quite some time?

What if last time was when I lived somewhere else, on a completely flat street, as opposed to the sloped one now?

What if I was very young and it was fun to play in our underwater front yard?

What if I tried some vegetable juice today?

What if it was so horrible I cvouldn't finish it and had to have a Mars Bar to wash away the taste?

What if I'm waiting on my lunch to be ready, while watching The Simpsons?