what if neighborhood dogs bark when i take a stroll?

what if they recognize my werewolf side?

what if a nice werewolf cuz kitty cats like me?

what if i often howl at the moon?

what if sometime silver bullets soar by me?

what if pg 15?

what if 85 pgs to go?

what if time fer me to go?

what if watch movie on boob tube?

What if you sneaked in here just to start a new page..?

WHat if thats alotta pages not that Im counting or anything..?

What if I stop using spell check..?

What if my nonsense will become totally Un-intelligible then ?

WHat if I JUST caught my spell checker LYING to me ..??

WHat if who does it think it is Ame or my daughter...or some other fiend..?

What iffins I need to find out just who is the over-fiend,anyways..???

What if I make this post right now #243..?

What if that will put XC only 4000 posts ahead of me..exactly..??

What if makin note of this will bug him..?

What if he gets soo cranky his harem of wives all leave him to make cheap stupid flicks in Bollywood..???

WHat if ...No.. it wont be my fault...Nuh uh...?

What if yet another post with BONUS what ifs..?

WHat if where else you gonna get that.????

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if you sneaked in here just to start a new page..?

what if i didn't sneak?

what if i boldly went where no scroller had gone before- pg 15!?

what if of this thread anyhoos?

what if that is logical, Capt?

what if maybe i go see new Star Trek?

what if long as i don't have to pay much?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I make this post right now #243..?

What if that will put XC only 4000 posts ahead of me..exactly..??

What if he gets soo cranky his harem of wives all leave him to make cheap stupid flicks in Bollywood..???

what if whys ya post countin fer BrucE?

what if i have no idea what post # this'll be?

what can't get cranky with my harem of xc wives?

what if Bollywood? i thinks ya mean Hollyweird?

what if i like some Bollywood films & some of them India actresses are hot?

WHat if Im lookin forward too Star Trek too!

What if with over 1 Billion Indians there Sure are some Hottys...LOL


What if we need some other posters to keep this thing alive..?

what if it kinda winds down with just you & me XC..????

what if hello (hello hello hello)?

what if there's an echo in here (in here in here in here)?

what if where's everybuddy at (buddy at buddy at buddy at)?

what if my scrols now (scrolls now scrolls now scrolls now)?

what if BrucE is here?

what if this is MY midnite sneak?

what i'm outta here now cuz i gotta check other boards i post at?

what if ah'll be back!?

What if there used to be up to 15lbs of lead in a gallon of paint..??

WHat if its a problem in older homes because old paint sheds lead....esp if its not covered over every so often...

What if the paint in this apartment is older than Dirt..????

What if I really need to get offs my butt & paint this shithole,..?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if BrucE is here?

what if this is MY midnite sneak?

what i'm outta here now cuz i gotta check other boards i post at?

what if ah'll be back!?

WHat if front page says 2 members & 3 guests..?

What if only named scroller is myself..??

What if XC streaked outta here because he usually makes his midnite sneak in his tighty whiteys..????

what if maybe Im lucky he tooked off..???

What if I promised myself I would take a shower & go to laundromat ...well now its Yesterday..?


What if I cant imagine where the day goes..???


What if Im too tired to do the laundry now..??

What if Im gonna shower real soon..?

What if the Internet is the biggest time sucker in the Known Universe..??

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Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I promised myself I would take a shower & go to laundromat ...well now its Yesterday..?

what if good thing i left?

what if better thing i leave again?

what if this why nobody else here tonite?

what if i am leaving NOW!?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:
What if I promised myself I would take a shower & go to laundromat ...well now its Yesterday..?

what if good thing i left?

what if better thing i leave again?

what if this why nobody else here tonite?

what if i am leaving NOW!?

What if I was gonna take the shower @ the laudromat..not in the what if thread.??

WHat if I may have no class but thats beneath even me,..?

What if good night to you sir..?

What if maybe some Aussies will show..??

what if no Aussies showed?

what if they almost never show on US Saturday nite?

what if they're having shrimp on the barbie?

what if they should mention that in the food thread?

what if they're boxing kangaroos or sumtin Aussie-like?

what if i don't know much about Aussieland?

what if i love "Picnic at Hanging Rock"?

what if forgot my sleepin pill til late last nite?

what if overslept this morn?

what if still sleepy?

what if weird dream about workin somewhere but didn't know for whom i was workin?

what if there was music everywhere?

what if wish i'd get a music related job?

what if wish i'd get a good job period?

what if gonna plant flowers for mama xc today?

what if actually don't like flowers?

what if rather plant politicians, lawyers & new media in ground?

what if probably mow front yard today?

what if hope mowing shoe stays together?

what if hate to mow over shoe?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if no Aussies showed? What if of course!

what if they're having shrimp on the barbie?
What if Barbi Dont like dat..little shrimps all over her???


what if i don't know much about Aussieland?
What if Me Neiver..??

what if i love "Picnic at Hanging Rock"?

What if huh?

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if gonna plant flowers for mama xc today?

what if actually don't like flowers?

what if rather plant politicians, lawyers & new media in ground?

what if probably mow front yard today?

what if hope mowing shoe stays together?

what if hate to mow over shoe?

What if flowers is fine..kinda keep me from gettin 2 Grumpy???

What if I loved havin a garden before.???

What if plantin politicians is a Capital Idea...?????

What if XC buys Mowing Overshoes.. from Valmart???

What if Lame Brother bought a waterproof camera..??

What if I asked offhandedly 'Duz it Float'..????

What if .....He said No..???

What if I sez....DUH!!!!

What if its soo hot here I have the windows closed to seal out the Heat..??

What if thats a July August trick..?

What if Kittys worked overtime to fill the litter box with 'the Precious'

What if they is GOOD at their job..???

What if No I will NOT be hiring any time soon XC...??????

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Originally posted by Thersites:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by xenacrazed:


what if they're having shrimp on the barbie?
What if Barbi Dont like dat..little shrimps all over her???

what if i bet the Aussie version of Barbie does ha!?

what if i love "Picnic at Hanging Rock"?


What if huh?


what if ya mean ya haven't seen this movie?

what if hard gettin what if between the quotes?

what if still no Aussies?

quote:

Originally posted by Thersites:

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if gonna plant flowers for mama xc today?

what if actually don't like flowers?

what if rather plant politicians, lawyers & new media in ground?

what if probably mow front yard today?

what if hope mowing shoe stays together?

what if hate to mow over shoe?

What if flowers is fine..kinda keep me from gettin 2 Grumpy???

What if I loved havin a garden before.???

What if plantin politicians is a Capital Idea...?????

what if BrucE tiptoes thru the tulips!?

what if i stomp on tulips?

what if planted flowers for mama xc?

what if she fix me steak & taters dinner for it?

what if i win!?

what if mowing shoe i glued & duct taped back together worked?

what if i mowed entire yard with slow push mower?

what if duct tape held strong?

what if YoU CaN'T hIDe FrOM a DUct TaPE GOd!?

what if watch Xena later tonite?

what if may drop by video store Tues?

what if hope cute red headed clerkette is there?

what if i get nerve up to ask her name?

what if she gets nerve to tell me off?

what if i get banned from video store?

what if i aint resortin to netflick or whatever they call it?