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30 May 2013, 03:40 PM
Thersites
What If?
What if its Too Hot here ....?

What if its going to be another 2-3 quarts of iced tea day..?


What if at least it suppresses my Yappetite..??

What if not enuff to keep me from my continued weight gain..unfortunately..?
30 May 2013, 03:44 PM
Thersites
What if XC left top post for me..?

What if page 29 only 71 more to go..?

What if I was drinkin green tea earlier in the month but it was makin my kidneys ache..?!?!?!??!

What if no more green tea no more ache..??

What if thats stranger than XC postin 34,510 music quotes in 1 day..but whos counting..????
30 May 2013, 03:47 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if its Too Hot here ....?

what if i like it hot?

What if its going to be another 2-3 quarts of iced tea day..?

what if i like iced tea?

What if at least it suppresses my Yappetite..??

what if me & my wallet like not eating?

What if not enuff to keep me from my continued weight gain..unfortunately..?

what if sounds like Natalie Adele?


30 May 2013, 03:49 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if XC left top post for me..?

what if i had no idea about that?

What if page 29 only 71 more to go..?

what if i gave up pg counting?

What if I was drinkin green tea earlier in the month but it was makin my kidneys
ache..?!?!?!??!

what if never drank green tea?

What if no more green tea no more ache..??

What if thats stranger than XC postin 34,510 music quotes in 1 day..but whos counting..????

what if music quotes are funnage, helps beat unemployed depression?


30 May 2013, 04:42 PM
Thersites
What if its Too Hot here ....?
what if i like it hot?
What if ... you bastard !!!!!

WHAt if I ate some very warm but not hot canned soup ?

What if now Im over-heated & sweatin like Nixon..???

WHat if no rest for the wicked..???
30 May 2013, 04:45 PM
Thersites
quote:
Originally posted by xenacrazed:
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if thats stranger than XC postin 34,510 music quotes in 1 day..but whos counting..????

what if music quotes are funnage, helps beat unemployed depression?



What if ..glad you enjoy the thread..???

what if I HATE my armpits rite now..???

what if I gotta transplant monster tomato plant 2 day..?

What if t close to 4 feet tall..???
30 May 2013, 04:47 PM
Thersites
What if its ALWAYS laundry day here ..?

what if I did the black clothes 3 days ago
?

what if next day it became light colors laundry day..?

What if still havent been there done that..?
30 May 2013, 04:49 PM
xenacrazed
what if i get stronger feel better think better in hot weather?

what if super powers kick in during hot weather?

what if turn from mild mannered xc to the amazing xc-man!?

what if able to clean gutters quicker!?

what if able to jump over dirty socks higher!?

what if able to climb mountains of music in a single listen?

what if cold weather sap xc to skinny weakling?

what if cold weather make xc hibernate til warm weather comes?
30 May 2013, 04:50 PM
Thersites
What if it wouldnt be so bad if I could just throw the stuff in & it would come out clean..?

What if it doesnt..?

What if I have to soak some stuff overnite & some stuff I gotta scrub to get the ick out..?

What if some stuff needs both..??
30 May 2013, 07:40 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if its ALWAYS laundry day here ..?


what if never heard such a thing?

what if is BrucE THAT dirtE?

what if or don't ya have enuff clothes to last a week?

what if i usually have 4 runs of laundry per week & that's enuff?
30 May 2013, 07:42 PM
xenacrazed
what if just watched old Hawaii 5-0 on dvd?

what if book 'em Danno?

what if never seen new 5-0?

what if only one male survivor from original cast?

what if i hear he (Al Harrington) is on new show?

what if catch new show to see what he looks like today?
30 May 2013, 07:44 PM
xenacrazed
what if got on roof not long ago?

what if cleaned out gutters?

what if have fear of heights?

what if fear of falling off ladders?

what if have to do it anyhoo?

what if need new or wider gutters someday?

what if someday when can afford it?
30 May 2013, 11:29 PM
xenacrazed
what if watched Beauty & the Beast bit ago?

what if i think it rerun of 2nd ep?

what if pretty good this time despite everything thats wrong with the show?

what if Kristin Kreuk kinda resembled younger Linda Hamilton at times?

what if that's a good thing?

what if wonder if Salem caught this ep?
30 May 2013, 11:31 PM
xenacrazed
what if applied for another job tonite?

what if for a job placement job?

what if love the irony?

what if i get job & get fired for giving jobs to ppl who deserve them?

what if that'd be my luck?

what if my luck i won't even get interviewed?
31 May 2013, 11:06 AM
xenacrazed
what if applied for yet another job this morn?

what if one job site listed volunteer jobs!?

what if who besides rich bored ppl would apply for a volunteer job?

what if nobuddy with bills to pay?

what if nobuddy who buys groceries?

what if not me?
31 May 2013, 11:08 AM
xenacrazed
what if no what ifs after mine last nite?

what if i'd figured someone?

what if guess ppl too busy to be here?

what if they get off Buttbook & post here instead?

what if at least on their work break or lunch time?
31 May 2013, 01:26 PM
xenacrazed
what if just received email for job interview!?

what if interview this Tuesday 11 am?

what if at college for admissions assistant?

what if part time temporary?

what if not as hopeful on this one?

what if not familiar with college's computer system?

what if hope they don't mind that?

what if hope they willin to teach me?

what if oh well if they do they do & if they don't they don't?

what if would rather have been called for music dept job?

what if pt time temp won't bring in much mullah?

what if but it would get foot in door?
31 May 2013, 07:19 PM
Salem
What if just quickly stopping in before I head off to compete in the Warrior Dash!

What if, if you never see me again, it means I died!

What if, it's been fun!


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31 May 2013, 09:27 PM
xenacrazed
what if good luck Salem on yer warrior dash?

what if its good that Salem has a life?

what if Ame, BrucE, lila, Argy & Heitie all have lives?

what if xc has imaginary life & wives?

what if someone has to have no life so they at scrolls all the time?

what if guess that person must be me?
01 June 2013, 01:40 PM
xenacrazed
what if storms last nite?

what if more today?

what if miss drought?

what if come back drought we need ya?
01 June 2013, 01:42 PM
xenacrazed
what if jeepers no one post since last nite?

what if even BrucE didn't post?

what if well he got a life?

what if i got headache?

what if blah?
02 June 2013, 10:51 AM
xenacrazed
what if i own the scrolls!?

what if have successfully scared everyone away?

what if now i can only talk to meself?

what if yeeech! that gonna be boring?
02 June 2013, 10:53 AM
xenacrazed
what if storms didn't happen yesterday?

what if don't need 'em?

what if need drought?

what if ground too saturated?

what if flooding gonna be prob if evil stuff from sky doesn't stop soon?

what if not sure bout garage sale this weekend- bad weather Thurs & Fri so far?
02 June 2013, 05:14 PM
xenacrazed
what if gas went up 25 cent yesterday?

what if went up another 25 cent today?

what if good ol greed, where'd we be without it?

what if where's the Jetsons flying car the cartoons promised us?

what if the future of tomorrow should be now?

what if somebody's suppressing the really helpful inventions?

what if an invention really $upre$$e$ profits then goodbye invention?
02 June 2013, 05:17 PM
xenacrazed
what if gonna watch Xena tonite?

what if almost half way thru season 4?

what if not sure what i'll watch Xena-wise after S4 ends?

what if can't stomach S5?

what if watch other old fave shows & alternate fave Xena eps?

what if do that to keep Xena forum going?