27 November 2013, 04:58 PM
xenacrazedWhat If?
what if wonder if any other scrollers will show up during bermuda triange of holidays- turkey day, gift giving day & drunk day?
what if none but BrucE & me?
what if should they keep open the scrolls for 2 ppl?
what if i'd date to see an old forum get put down esp when it can still be a good meeting place for pals who met here?
28 November 2013, 02:10 AM
Thersitesquote:
Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if maybe out loud them?
What if that would fail..They have a noisy wash machine & its running NOW @ 2AM..?
Whatif I suspect they could sleep with the YV Blaring..?what if maybe out annoy them?
What if this is part of the plan..?
What if the things Im thinkin arent annoying they are down right Nasty.? what if kill 'em all!?
What if been there done that ..? 
what if worse, obomya-tize them!?
What if Im not sure how .. Tho I am all for Lobotomizing them into silence..?28 November 2013, 05:38 PM
xenacrazedwhat if took nap after din-din today?
what if had used sweeper & swept mama xc's house top to bottom?
what if later, the cat who owns me took nap on my desk chair?
what if i feel into deep sleep & did not wanna wake?
what if i can never fall asleep like that at nite?
30 November 2013, 12:08 PM
xenacrazedwhat if mowed pesky leaves yesterday?
what if clean out pesky gutters today?
what if yikes tomorrow is December?
what if wish it were July again?
30 November 2013, 01:40 PM
ThersitesWhat if I too need to clean out the gutters..?
What if Yuck..?
What if I dont even have a ladder..?
what if I cant wait for the Kids next door to go back to school so its only annoyingly loud most of the time instead of all of the time..?
01 December 2013, 09:28 PM
xenacrazedwhat if i got my pic in yesterday's paper?
what if no not in police beat?
what if cuz i was in line at the record store?
what if saved a few bucks for some albums?
what if luckily i was turned away from the camera?
what if they couldn't print my face pic?
what if that'd have been indecent exposure?
03 December 2013, 12:01 AM
ThersitesWhat if when I came here to the scrolls today xc had all of the general topics jumbled up & out of order..?
What if no thanx necessary ...order is restored..?
what if hes NOT allowed to do this even with his infamous posts #5859..?
What if I guess since there is no 'enforcers' here there is just no rules anymore..??
03 December 2013, 12:55 AM
xenacrazedquote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if when I came here to the scrolls today xc had all of the general topics jumbled up & out of order..?
what if are you Adrian Monk the OCD dude?
What if no thanx necessary ...order is restored..?
what if i restore chaos?
what if hes NOT allowed to do this even with his infamous posts #5859..?
what if i am the Ruler of the Scrollerverse!?
What if I guess since there is no 'enforcers' here there is just no rules anymore..??
what if & when scrolls crashes again it stays down?
07 December 2013, 01:35 AM
ThersitesWhat if it sounds like xc is offa his meds again..?
What if ala his posts are mixed up & jumbled together in *gasp* 1 thread..?
What if "Oh the Humanity !"..?
WHat if... nah ....he just got into the Xmas eggnog a bit early I'd bet..?
07 December 2013, 01:49 AM
ThersitesWhat if I must now post here to bring oder , I mean order,to the CHAY-Ohs..?
What if alla my babbling is for Naughts {& Crosses}..?
What if my cat tries to dig down to China in his litterbox ..?
What if he just came back with Chopstix..??
09 December 2013, 12:35 AM
ThersitesWhat if Im So NOT in the mood for Xmas..?
WHat if Im not in the mood for winter neither..?
what if Im disappointed in Mother Nature for Destroying the '
Comet of the Century' Before I even got to see it?
What if its been a life long dream of mine to see an AWESOME comet..?
09 December 2013, 11:43 PM
ThersitesWhat if I Still want my Comet, Dammit..?
What if no other reindeer will do..?
What if gas shot up mysteriously JUST before Thanksgiving by $.14.?
What if I remember them saying it was goin DOWN
becasue of over-abundance probably all winter..?
WHat if it wasnt even 3 weeks ago...?
What if the news is all 1984ed up since now that are acting like it was gonna go up all along..?
10 December 2013, 04:30 PM
ThersitesWhat if I slept & came back & Still beat xc to the scrolls today.?
What if I post in every other thread except the one he is in & also refuse to read that one?
Yeah What if...?
19 December 2013, 08:11 PM
ThersitesWhat if Zoom posted a sentence at the whicked board..?
What if being a 2 board poster is better than one..?
24 December 2013, 01:58 PM
ThersitesWhat if it looks like I shall spend Xmas sick alone & shunned like some sorta plague rat?..LOL
WHat if Im an atheist so its not That bigga deal..?
What if I Have EGGNOG so I'll be alright..?
What if I do not feel better today than yesterday but Im 1 week thru the ordeal so Yay That..?
28 December 2013, 04:40 PM
ThersitesWhat if its been a week & ahalf or so with the shingles...very unpleasant but not brutal.
What if Im feeling more energetic lately.
What if Im using Internet Explorer instead of Firefox..?
What if its annoying..?
28 December 2013, 04:52 PM
ThersitesWHat if this thread needs only 9 more posts to push it to a new page..
What if I skip the porno for a day & try to think of shit...I mean things to say..?
What if I have already made like 6 typos thus far..?
What if I try not to let that ANNOY me...?
28 December 2013, 04:54 PM
ThersitesWhat if I may have to skip movie downloading too..?
What if I may have to skip TV show downloading too..?
WHat if I saw the grand finale of
Nikita Yesserday..?
What if I just heard a loud pop from my laptop where my hand is restin on it..?
28 December 2013, 04:57 PM
ThersitesWhat if last post wuz #977..?
What if I just drone on & on about post counts
as a special X-Mass present for xc..?
What if it appears my laptop will survive loud crunchin noise..?
What if at least for a bit..?
28 December 2013, 05:00 PM
ThersitesWhat if Im a wimpy poster if I cant even finish out a little more than a half a What if page..?
What if I wish I was as infinitely interesting as Mr XC..?
What if he must be doing something rite to have 342 Sister wives..?
28 December 2013, 05:02 PM
ThersitesWhat if he keeps his post count Riddick-u-lously high by just replying to alla my posts ..?
What if it shouldn't have taken me 8-9 months to figure it out..?
What if Salem woulda noticed in a few daze..?
28 December 2013, 05:04 PM
ThersitesWhat if its sad to be right..?
What if no one showed up for Xmas @ the scrolls..?
What if that reminds me of Xenatizer saying HE would be the last lonely scroller fan..?
What if I knew he was wrong when he said it..?
28 December 2013, 05:10 PM
ThersitesWhat if Im mad @ the Sun..?
What if because I look out at the sky after sunset & see only lonely Venus shining @ me ..?
What if I have always wanted to see a spectacular comet since I was a boy..?
What if the sun ATE MY COMET ......dammit..?
What if I may forgive but it will be a while..?
28 December 2013, 05:16 PM
ThersitesWhat if I was also mad when they took planetary status away from Pluto/Charon..?
What if it will always be a planet to me ?
What if as will Kuiper belt objects Xena & Gabrielle our 2nd Binary Planet?
What if they can bite me if they don't like it..?
28 December 2013, 05:18 PM
ThersitesWhat if this should be the last post on this page..?
what if I post it now & see what happens..?