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What If?

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06 January 2014, 06:07 PM
Thersites
What If?
What if we have blizzard conditions outside right now..?

WHat if I looked out the window & visibility is maybe 100 yards when the wind kicks up..?

What if Thunder Snow..? Hahaa

What if the mail people should get a day off..?
06 January 2014, 06:12 PM
Thersites
What if Page 48..?

WHat if xc is too wimpy to start new pages..?

What if a new scroller best show up as I fear he may be a has been..? Razz

What if new York state is doing stooped tax gimmicks..?

What if Stoopid Governor Cuomo..?
06 January 2014, 08:34 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
quote:
Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if they'll be back?

what if someday?

what if when they's bored?

what if guess they's not that bored yet?




What if we need to sneak that " You Have Reached the End of the internet! Now Go Back & post on the Scrolls! "message on to their computers browsers..?

What if maybe xc is crazy enuff to do it.?


what if the scrolls is the end of the internet?
06 January 2014, 08:37 PM
xenacrazed
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thersites:
WHat if I posted something very similar to this once ..?

What if the things that are good for you were as much fun As the things that are Bad for you..???/QUOTE]

what if there are only things that are bad for you?

what if nuthin else matters?

what if nuthin matters?

what if nuthin?
06 January 2014, 08:39 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if askin silly questions could actually make you smarter..???

What if talkin like a hick was considered Highly intellectual..???


what if then i's be genius?

what if i's be intel-lick-ya'll?

what if i juss dunno?

what if i dunno anyhoo?
06 January 2014, 08:42 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
what if Movies& Tee vee shows were filled with average looking people..??

What if they just did ordinary things like sit around in their dirty underware Sweatin& scratching & typin stuff onto their computers & stuff..??


what if Hoarders?

what if Duck Dynasty meets Faux "News"?

what if local cable access ch 3?

what if i wanna see hot chicks?

what if not the KFC kind?
06 January 2014, 08:47 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:

What if that previous question didnt give you the Ickiest mental picture of Me..???

what if are you a Duck Dynasty Hoarder on Faux "News"?

what if talking like alvin & the Chipmunks was the Height of Sexiness..??

what if for 4 yr olds maybe?

What if you had to choose between a great life for yourself ...or an icky life for you but a great life for the ones you hold dear..??

what if only the 1% get to choose?

WHat if Evil people really looked & acted like the evil people in movies & TeeVee Shows???

what if well when obombya & sarah palin are on tv, yeah?


06 January 2014, 08:52 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:

What if Human beings werent the Controlling form of life on this Planet..??

what if have we got news from BrucE, eh bros & sis's from planet xc?

What if you could give up freedom to Gain Happiness..??

what if you gave Gain detergent freedom & got happiness in a Grain silo?

What if you could just wish people out of existence..???

what if whaddaya think happened to the other scrollers?

What if we all could only speak Broken
English..???

what if i's sure somebuddy would blame me fer breakin it!?


06 January 2014, 08:58 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if murder was legal one day a year..??

what if uh i thought it was?

What if Women were only drawn to men who are good for them..??

what if i'd still be lonely?

what if the members of Congress/Parliament/Whateva had to fight it out with swords in order to pass legislation..??

what if each sword had a bomb attached so there'd be no winners except the public?

06 January 2014, 09:01 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:

What if Christianity is wrong about Satan..??

what if ya mean the devil ain't obombya or bushit?

What if God is a pathalogical liar..???

what if can a path lie?

What if Mars really does want our women..??

what if i am from Mars, that oughta answer that?

what if our faces looked like chimpazees faces..????

what if ya mean instead of their behinds?



06 January 2014, 09:02 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if xc ends up quoting the above 15x to reply to it..?

what if naw not 15 times but a few?

What if we ALL know he just does that stuff to drive his post cout up,up up???

what if naw that's yer job?



06 January 2014, 09:05 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:

what if Amethyst hadnt chosen to 'Jump the Shark' just a few months ago..?


what if the shark ate Ame?

what if well she did take a cruise ship, didn't she?

what if i always figured Ame could smack around a shark?

what if Linxi could too!?
06 January 2014, 09:07 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:

What if the mail people should get a day off..?


what if they just had 3 holidays off?

what if soon MLK day?

what if but don't want 'em going postal?

what if i go postal if i dun get full time job?
06 January 2014, 09:09 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if Page 48..?

WHat if xc is too wimpy to start new pages..?

What if a new scroller best show up as I fear he may be a has been..? Razz


what if can't get a word past BrucE diarrhea?

what if i don't count posts so i dun know when a new page is comin up?

what if only BrucE counts posts?

what if why when only 2 ppl post?
07 January 2014, 04:51 PM
xenacrazed
what if hope make it to work tomorrow?

what if roads snowy & icey?

what if my head's sleepy & not nicey?

what if the cat who owns me is sleeky & sassy?
07 January 2014, 04:52 PM
xenacrazed
what if i still aint signed up for crappy obombya care?

what if i dreading it?

what if probably get crappy service for it too?

what if %$#@ obombya?
08 January 2014, 05:38 PM
xenacrazed
what if made it to work?

what if was sleepy bout fell asleep?

what if info kept entering messed up?

what if not my fault it came that way?
08 January 2014, 05:40 PM
xenacrazed
what if i's sick hearing bout Dennis Rodman?

what if he's N.Korean lapdog?

what if sick of hearing bout bad weather?

what if c'mon July & August, get here sooner!?
09 January 2014, 03:20 PM
Thersites
What if no Xenacrazed..?

What if they took away his internet for abusing it alla the time..??

What if silly nonsensical posts about dirty sox & stinky feet..

What if IE actually loaded the scrolls this time..??
09 January 2014, 06:12 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by Thersites:
What if no Xenacrazed..?

What if they took away his internet for abusing it alla the time..??

What if silly nonsensical posts about dirty sox & stinky feet..



what if are ya dissin my trademarks?

what if leave my stinky socks outta this!?

what if & my wives & my eggnog & my dancin nekked gabbies & all my other trademarks?

what if yer just jealous of my specialness!?
09 January 2014, 06:15 PM
xenacrazed
what if was sick last nite?

what if threw up er threw down actually?

what if ate sumtin my tummy didn't agree with?

what if i better now but darn that ulcer which i had since i was a li'l xc?
09 January 2014, 07:45 PM
xenacrazed
quote:
Originally posted by xenacrazed:
what if was sick last nite?

what if threw up er threw down actually?

what if ate sumtin my tummy didn't agree with?

what if i better now but darn that ulcer which i had since i was a li'l xc?


what if just found out cause of barfin?

what if apples?

what if didn't taste bad?

what if but i threw em down tonite?
10 January 2014, 07:58 PM
xenacrazed
what if ugh?

what if i so darn ugly?

what if i oughta get job as scarecrow?

what if it'd be something i'd be good at?

what it but i'd have to clean up dead crows?
11 January 2014, 05:45 PM
xenacrazed
what if i take a duffle bag thingie to work everyday?

what if i carry a small universe in it?

what if with planetoids & heavenly bodies?

what if the xcverse!?
12 January 2014, 08:54 PM
xenacrazed
what if to heck with the scrolls?