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what if hate going to the office in any weather let alone that kind?


What if ..there is an Oaf-fishal OFFICE of insanity..?

What if how did I knot know of this until now..?

What if one might think it was an Office that "will live in infamy"..?
 
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What if I've hit a wall with my basement?
What if the wall I put up looks like it belongs in a basement...
basement of an abandoned post-apocalyptic building ?



What if it looks like it might have Zombies on the other side of it..?

What if John is worse than I am at getting rid of stuff...like me he's too sentimental over it?
What if my problem is as soon as I throw something away..I find I needed it..?



What if screw the GOP?
What if they just won't stop at anything to make us crawl?
What if they need to stop putting roadblocks in the attempt to keep people from starving to death while in lockdown?
What if I hope they don't screw us out of too much?
What if that 600 went by like nothing!!!?



What if I was 25 in 1980 when Ronny Reagan was elected...Everyone I knew .. their jaws dropped at the result..?

What if EVRYTHING he said was so Obviously a lie..?

What if there is a gigantic cohort of CON-servative voters who hate & wish ill upon the rest of us Americans..?

What if tRump & Bitch McM are just the latest of these treasonous bastards to be elected..?
 
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what if living alone gives me control over what gets thrown out?


What if living alone gives me control over... Everything..?

What if well..except the cats..no one controls cats..do they..?

What if & no stupid nagging..?
 
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what if i had another relative die last week?

what if i talked to his mom on the phone today?



What if Im sorry for your loss..?

What if ..its terrible for a parent to lose a child...?



What if My Goddess...This laptop is driving me insane..?

The cursor seems to just jump around randomly as U type..?
 
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what if hate going to the office in any weather let alone that kind?


What if ..there is an Oaf-fishal OFFICE of insanity..?

What if how did I knot know of this until now..?

What if one might think it was an Office that "will live in infamy"..?



what if ???????????
 
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What if well..except the cats..no one controls cats..do they..?

What if & no stupid nagging..?


what if whaddaya mean no nagging?

what if you obviously then don't know Natalie Adele?
 
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what if whaddaya mean no nagging?

what if you obviously then don't know Natalie Adele?


What if youre rite..my memory is being too kind..?

What if Voodoo has been in heat for the last 6-7 WEEKs..?

Eek

What if the 3 strays act up when theyre hungry....cats ARE Damn naggy
 
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What if under the heading of no good deed
goes unpunished.. the strays are tearing the
insulation offa my heat ducts under the house to keep warm..


What if I have odd bits of Styrofoam squirreled away around the place...which will provide a cozy platform to sit/sleep on..YaY!?

*** What if thats done...why does Everything hafta fite so hard...Geexe !?!?! Im exhausted.. ****

What if I will hafta seal the crawlspace off once it warms up..

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What if I've been away a couple days but I'm back?

What if sorry to hear about your recent family passing, xc?

What if, Brucy, cats are huge nags, I can definitely attest to that lol?

What if, mine will carefully knock things over and cause chaos when they want my attention?

What if, it's give them attention or have to pick up what they knock over and give them attention anyway?

What if, but that's why we love them right? Big Grin

What if I threw a bunch of stuff away from my basement yesterday and the day before?

What if I'm just trying to toss everything, no lingering over it too long?

What if, the only thing is, when I find my father in law's stuff I can't toss that?

What if, John's dad only died less than a year ago?

What if, so we'll find homes for all that stuff somehow?

What if, other than that things are relatively uneventful?

What if, did I tell you guys I'm on a good payment plan with my student loans now???

What if, this collection agency is working with me for only 5 bucks a month? Eek

What if, that's a dream come true? Big Grin

What if, in just 2 more payments after this month, I'll be free of garnishing and other such things?

What if so things are going well at the moment?

What if hope y'all are doing good overall?

What if laters for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if hate snow?

what if should move to Arizona or New Mexico?

what if can't afford to move?

what if doubt either car would make it half way there?
 
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What if, did I tell you guys I'm on a good payment plan with my student loans now???

What if, this collection agency is working with me for only 5 bucks a month? Eek

What if, that's a dream come true? Big Grin

What if, in just 2 more payments after this month, I'll be free of garnishing and other such things?

What if so things are going well at the moment?

What if hope y'all are doing good overall?


What if That IS good news..?

What if I think they should raise property taxes in Indiana high enuff that
EVERYONE gets college for FREE !!!!!!


What if.... I know....
Im a stable genius with alla the best ideas....no?
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what if hate snow?
what if should move to Arizona or New Mexico ?


What if its been quite snow free here...it keeps passin by south of here..?

What if it seems Im NOT just gettin Wimpy in my old age...
its been a Well below average Feb temp-wise..BBBbrrrrrr...



What if Im STILL using the Lousy Craptop computer..
but I finally hooked up a 32" monitor to it..
WoW what an improvement..I Wanna get online now..LoL..



What if the battery worked @ 16F...after a cold nite too...so it will probably make it to next winter..?


What if forecast is for a low of 6F on tuesday & lows in the 20s mostly after that..?

What if I found the Charger..while searching for computer stuff...YaY !?
 
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what if it is c-c-c-cold here?

what if *audience shouts^ how could is it, xc?

what if it's so cold the hand sanitizer i keep in my car frozed up?

what if it's so cold that Natalie Adele doesn't go 'purrrr" she goes "brrrr'?

what if it's so cold that if BrucE were here, he'd be shouting, "c'mon global warming, warm me up"?

what if it's so cold that if Kate were here, she's skin Amber Heard alive just to make a coat from her skin?
 
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What if I'm Furious..?

What if a selfish little PIG of a friend of my brother's called up to brag she got her covid vax..?

What if she is maybe 62 YO & a retired/part-time substitute teacher..?

What if as far as I know she is pretty healthy & would have no necessity to be exposed..?
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What if I accidentally edited this instead of quoting it...GODDAM IT

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what if there are plenty cheaters getting their shots first?

what if hopefully karma works out & they get sick anyway?

what if there's many others who qualify for the vaccine but fear it cause of medical reasons or else buy into conspiracy theories about the vaccine?
 
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what if a foot of snow or more on the ground from yesterday & overnight?

what if most snow here in 15-20 years?

what if c-c-c-cold, too?

what if shoveling snow not the best way to die of a heart attack?
 
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what if a foot of snow or more on the ground from yesterday & overnight?

What if at least that much fell here but its packed down tightly because it was tiny sugar crystal like snowflakes that weigh a TON !!!

What if it sits @ 8-9 inches on the ground..?

what if most snow here in 15-20 years?

What if its the most here since..umm maybe last winter.?

what if c-c-c-cold, too?
What if here too hit single digits earlier..?

what if shoveling snow not the best way to die of a heart attack?



What if I suspect you will pass from a Fart-Attack after too much eggnog..?
 
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What if it seems like we will get just a
lil more snow...for
now..?

What if its SUPPOSED to warm up to average weather
round here in a few daze..?


What if its been so cold here that I was out in 26F
weather in a thick hoodie & when there was no breeze it felt Balmy..?


What if I spend way too much time watchin Youtube..lately..?
 
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What if I LIVE on YouTube?

What if yeah we got some snow yesterday but it turned into freezing rain...then today a little more snow but it stopped after awhile?

What if outside is pretty covered tho except for the street where some people were driving?

What if I like snow but I'm a little tired of waiting for John's car to be done, and this weather has been holding that up?

What if it would be nice to have modern day conveniences again at some point?

What if, I hope the snow clears up for you guys soon or at least doesn't interfere too much with stuff you gotta do?

What if my sister who has cancer got the first of 2 vaccine shots?

What if they've been trying to make an appointment for my mom but no luck so far?

What if I'll wait for my turn too; no sense messing with it when there's so little to go around anyway?

What if, that seems logical to me at least?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if it is c-c-c-cold here?

what if *audience shouts^ how could is it, xc?

what if it's so cold the hand sanitizer i keep in my car frozed up?

what if it's so cold that Natalie Adele doesn't go 'purrrr" she goes "brrrr'?

what if it's so cold that if BrucE were here, he'd be shouting, "c'mon global warming, warm me up"?

what if it's so cold that if Kate were here, she's skin Amber Heard alive just to make a coat from her skin?

What if LMAO!!!! Big Grin

What if, it'd have to be pretty friggin cold for me to wear anything once owned by Amber Heard though lol. Razz Wink Big Grin

What if we have some 40's and 50's weather coming up next week, I hear?

What if that will definitely feel like Spring compared to what we have now?

What if John was cooking something and it set off the smoke alarm so we had windows open for a while....brrrr!

What if I'm glad we have working heat and a roof over our heads?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i rarely watch Youtube?

what if only to catch a video of new music i may want to buy or download?

what if movies there not very good quality?

what if thinking bout getting Netflix?
 
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what if maybe my age group can sign up for vaccine next week?

what if probably Moderna cause it's made here?

what if my 87 year old aunt got her second shot-
Pfizer- and said no side effects but they told her to rest afterwards, drink plenty water & take Tylenol for any headaches?
 
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what if continuing the talk on gorgeous Emily Blunt?

what if watched her new movie, Wild Mountain Thyme, last night?

what if it was silly romance stuff, enough to make me gag?

what if but she was hot, with red hair & made the silliness okay to watch?
 
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What if I'm Furious..?

What if a selfish little PIG of a friend of my brother's called up to brag she got her covid vax..?

What if she is maybe 62 YO & a retired/part-time substitute teacher..?

What if as far as I know she is pretty healthy & would have no necessity to be exposed..?
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What if I'm ...being a hypocrite..
Val ALSO got a COVID shot coz she is a nurse...
who is out on maternity leave for at least another month ?


What if she is in no more danger than anyone else..?

What if I'm so glad she did..? blush

What if I will just shut up now..?
 
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what if temps warming up?

what if c'mon, melt the awful snow?

what if another covid spring coming up?
 
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