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what if hard getting back to sleep when i wake up in middle of night? what if wish i'd stop dreaming about my old job? what if they oughta invent a machine that can insert pre-made dreams in people's heads? what if then i'd stay asleep 24/7! | |||
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What if I had some unpleasant dreams last nite too.. Everyone & everything seemed to be opposing anything I tried to do. What if theres a straight line just north of Indianapolis that brings that weather here to me... Sooo how do you like your Buffalo weather..... The only thing abnormal about the winter weather here is how its arriving.. like from Mexico..!!!! | |||
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what if i ain't no city slicker from Ind-hick-ianapolis? what if them thar Indy folks come 'round here they gonna get themselves full of buckshot like what happens to revenuers wantin to shut down our stills? what if their weather t'ain't necessarily what we have? what if Ind-hick-ianapolis has weather witches & stuffage like that while we's just plain folks, exceptin' Her Royal Highness Queen Natalie Adele? | |||
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What if ..well Everyone Hates Indianapolis ..no? This storm line is Insane! Its now Raining in Mexico & the north end is just shy of Iceland.. Oh No! Fossil fuels aint altering the weather..Nuh Uh... I wish I could be a hi Skool dropout genius know-it-all... What if Instead Im burdened with the tragedy of an above average brain My head is too big to fit up my ass... I guess A mind is a terrible thing to lose... YaY!! Somewhere between 6-8 PM it should stop snowing here....This message has been edited. Last edited by: Brucy Braless, | |||
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what if where'd my post go? what if where'd Kate & Salem go? what if where'd BrucE's mind go? what if where'd all the good times go? what if uh-oh, here's Natalie Adele, wondering where'd her lunch went? | |||
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by xenacrazed: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Brucy Braless: What if ..well Everyone Hates Indianapolis ..no? what if it's not a bad city, i don't hate it, it's not as fun as Lou-eee-ville or Sin-sin-gnatti but it's okay? What if that was more of a teasin kinda joke We all know its Buffalo everyone hates..me too! My head is too big to fit up my ass... I guess what if maybe use a big, heavy mallet and maybe it'll fit? It worked for Trumpenstein. What if ....Yay! I can mash my brain into a trump shit soup.. Woo HOO!!! I really cant wait... | |||
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what if i been to Buff-a-hole? what i was there in '92 or '93, i forget? what if i didn't hate it? what if i don't remember much about it? | |||
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what if trying to get old VCR player working? what if it no wanna work? what if it's like much of today's lazy butt should-be-working population? what if i have old VHS tapes with mama & papa xc on them converted onto DVDs? | |||
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There are parts that are nice & parts that SOOOooo Are not.... I keep ending up in the parts that are not..LoL The Suburbs around here are great tho.... WHat if I spended almost $300 on odds & ends Yestaday..... Damn prices are up..there s a cat treat thing that was $5.99 maybe 20 months ago its now $7.99 Its actually cheaper to feed my cats Low fat Hamburger rather than buy them flour based treats.. the only prob is they EAT SO MUCH..LoL | |||
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what if i sang a Meat Loaf song for Natalie Adele? what if her ears stood straight up? what if like it was the worst sound she ever heard? what if... come to think of it... it was the worst sound i ever heard? | |||
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What if went out to my fave Chinese Buffet & STUFFED my self...... good lord i Still feel like I weigh 300 lbs. Its Sunny & kinda warm here today...I Likes that. | |||
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What if some interesting Buffalo stuff.... UB where I dabbled in a college education is a world class COVID research center. A local school shooting in Lackawanna made NBC news... they said it was buffalo...*sigh* NY State & Erie County have dropped their mask mandates really suddenly..YaY!!! Apparently Omicron burned thru here even faster than I expected.... We DO have a fairly hi Vax rate... Governor Kathy Hochul {Ho-Kul} is a Local girl its VERY rare to have a Western NYer be Governor | |||
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Oh, give BrucE a home, where the Buffaloians roam, where his cats and Kristen can play, where seldom is seen, Trump's face- it's obscene and the skies are not snowing or raining all day! | |||
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what if Natalie Adele lost some weight around Christmas? what if now she has gained most of it back? what if she is prancing around wanting fed? what if i am but here to serve her!? | |||
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What if the news is saying the vaccines fade after 4 months... what if I'm 3 months & 4 daze away from my 3rd Pfizer shot..? WHat if morons dont understand that this is not a 'feature' of the vax but a decision made by our immune system to not keep an unnecessary anti-body floatin around forever..? No wonder Trump loves the poorly edja-ma-kate-d..LOL Im so glad our xc is a revenoo-er hatin College boy....*grin* What if'n Im glad to hear that Natalie-Adele is doin good... Im pretty sure my eldest cat Voodoo is emotionally disturbed/insane..? Im not sure what to do about it..? She swings between friendly {rarely} to very hissy with ears flattened back..?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Brucy Braless, | |||
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What if its warm too-day.?? WHat if warmer tomorrow but...RAIN...? Im as prepared as I can be... | |||
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What if the warm weather & the slight rain have cleared out the snow pack..mostly... the basement is pretty wet awready...Dammit Im hopin the worst will miss me.... | |||
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So.....maybe Im not the only one gettin a bit tired of 'What iffin' everything for the last 2 decades...  | |||
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wHaT iF BLasPhEmY! | |||
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what if the power went out yesterday for 4 hours? what if i lost 4 hours of working OT remotely? what if Natalie Adele's paws were gettin cold? what if she gonna be madder cause i can't find her fave litter in stores anywhere? | |||
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what if the bad weather kinda skirted the area.. After 5 days of warnings of flooding I was a bit distressed.. apparently it was mostly a creeks & streams kinda warning... What I got was 2 warm days that decreased the snow pack by 80% A small amount of rain that included some freezing drizzle followed by maybe 2 inches of snow over 36 hours that the strong winds cleaned up for me... All in all a normal WNY Winter week.... | |||
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quote: xenacrazed Scroll Desperado what if i wanna be something else now? what if 'Desperado' reminds me of that old Eagles-Linda Ronstadt song? what if how about 'Scroll Hillbilly', 'Scroll-crazed', 'Scroll Werewolf' or 'Scroll Zombie'? | |||
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What if somewhere along the line I became a scroll tragic.... Maybe its more of a comment on our scrolling situation.? Tragic & Desperate...?? In fact that above line describes my life pretty accurately...?? as consolation you will always have: ========================= Music Re: What songs are playing on your... (xenacrazed) ============================== I get a kick outta that... I just wanna know WHO is playing music on you & how..? | |||
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