what if my internet connection is going CRAZY!*flails arms wildly*?

what if it's reeeeeally starting to PISS me off?

what if excuse me while i go on a murderous rampage ?

What if it is farking hot today?

What if it is also freaking hot too?

What if it got up to 113 fahreneit?

What if, holy jesus!

What if i came home and had a cold bath?

What if Mick took photos?

What if only joking?

What if it's too hot to what if?

What if the internet is melting?

What if i think I am melting?

What if i assume your AIM is screwed AGAIN?

what if *subtley prods salem into the fanfic thread*?

what if i know, it's too hot for anything and nobody wants to hear any of my nonsense?

what if but i don't care, i'm still going to suggest literati so we can abuse the message thingy?

what if i feel it's worth a shot?

what if, stupid sig stuff...

What if i added my pokedex, cause i am trying to build it up..lol

What if there was nothing wrong with AIM, I just didn't feel like turning them on straight away?

What if I love those kinds of things where you can clearly see someone trying so hard not to laugh?

What if I have a Kath & Kim marathon tonight?

What if it'd have to wait til 8:30 though?

What if I still feel obliged to watch?

What if Will & Grace is on at the same time?

What if I'll have to tape it?

What if the series 3 Kath & Kim DVD is apparently out?

What if it has Kath & Kim performing Lady Bump at the Logies on it, or so the legend goes?

What if I'm extatic it was included?

What if I'm up for literati but you seem to be offline?

what if don't worry folks, everything's under controll?

what if, well it was until salem was just mysteeeriously disconnected, nearing the end of conversation?

what if *eagle trainer* "i don't think he's coming back"?

what if part 3 steadily underway?

what if i during the first game of literati, my score was eqaul to everyone elses total ?

what if of course, ame hade left some time ago, but still ?

what if heitie: "hey look, i'm beating ame" ?

what if and and and, i got 30 points off TWO letters ?

what if yep, it was a good time had by all *glosses over the subsequent ass-kickings*?

what if will&grace...i think maybe tomorrow?

what if *back spasms* >_<?

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Originally posted by Madogis:

what if i also dreamt that someone was trying to feel me up on a train - a *scroller* someone ?

what if i think it was either zoom or brucy, or an unholy hybrid thereof o.o?

what if weeeird?

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what if that is not a post a person with painful lungs needs to see at this hour of the morning?

what if i think i dislodged something vital while laughing?

what if something along the lines of an internal organ or perhaps the lining of my chest cavity?

what if a hybrid of brucy and me would by nature be unholy?

what i've always had a thing for trains?

what if there's a new life form living in my head?

what if it's finally cold here?

what if YAY?

what if you can't miss me if i don't go away...?

What if heh heh?

What if god no one should be up at 6:30 a.m?

What if and my friend didn't even have the surgery?

What if so I went home and took an hour nap?

What if and here I am at work, bleh?

What if damn it's cold today?

what if the clue to 7 10 across on my crossword puzzle was Alamo st.?

What if I figured out that would Tex?

What if I had to see what the "X" word was?

What if was Warrior Princess?

What if I thought it was funny that Xena would build off Tex?

What if it made me think of the SubTexans and the Texas Xena Mafia?

What if I wonder whatever became of the Texas Xena Mafia?

What if they took a standee of Xena and photographed it in all kinds of landmarks around the DFW region?

What if they were amusing?

What if I kind of got the impression that the TXM disappeared after Season 2?

What if that's too bad?

What if bleeeeeeh, my friends are confusing me???

What if the only one that makes sense is tiki and she doesn't even know these other people(lucky her! rotflmao)

What if well i love them anyway even if they're a bit odd sometimes?

What if online stuff is odd?

what if life is odd?

What if enough of this i'm giving up and moving to Cambodia?

What if thank god for the scrolls?

What if oh btw welcome back zoom?

what if was hoping that dream had been sufficientlt burried?

what if i know i'm trying to surpress it ?

what if welcome back by the way, and i did notice you were gone (just soes ya know)?

what if "rotflmao" always sounds like a harsh barking noise in my head because i try to read it as a word?

what if it scares me ?

what if i've almost spent an entire ep of fic on ONE scene?

what if that's crazy talk?

what if, and now i'm all conflicted as to whether i should try and stretch it out to cover the whole ep or to cram something irrelivent in at the end of it so i can say "look! it's not ALL about flynn and dalby!"?

what if i should be posting these at a dalby site, and not a robbie site?

what if hm?

What if there's a crapton of snow outside?

What if Ame took a bath in the snow?

What if a zoom and brucy hybrid is called a zucy or a broom?

What if it's called a Brucy Eyeless or a Zoombra?

What if wowee it was hot today?

What if it might have been hotter than yesterday?

What if there was a bushfire at gosford?

What if it begins?

What if in other news, I spent $246 today!

What if only a small fraction of that was on myself!

What if I gots me the series 3 Kath & Kim DVD?

What if whee?

What if Prue & Trude's appearance on The Panel is on there? ^_^

What if it was fun to relive Lady Bump at the Logies?

What if I wonder of Natalie Bassingthwaite aka Izzy from Neighbours buys the dvd and goes "Hey look! It's me!" because it cuts to her laughing ever so hard during their performance? ^_^

What if I also got Casey's single?

What if I felt silly when I went to pay for all my things?

What if because I spent the $246 in the one go?

What if so I had a big stack of things?

What if I feel like saying something, but...I'm not going to...?

What if a lady came to the register next to me and she had a stack to rival my own, so that made me happy?

what if mum's making me all suicidal again?

what if i think that says it all?

what if mum's do that?

what if they sign a contract promising to do so before they let em take you home from hospital?

what if it all makes perfect sense now?

what if really, it does?

what if i appreciate the "u" in mum, by the way?

what if it's making you sound all cockney in my head though?

what if hehehe?

what if oh god my back hurts?

what if i only have myself to blame...but everyone always blames me for everything so i'm going to blame this chair?

what if i've just lured another victim into my fanfic phenomenon?

what if eeeexcellent...?

*snicker* What if I'm trying to imagine zoom being all cockney?

What if okay so not that far of a stretch, she does a passable imitation when she wants to?

What if it's cold, I hate cold, bleh on cold?

What if but it beats summer?

what if hungry?

what if harrassed by crazy msn people that i don't have the heart or courage to block?

what if waaaay too tired for this crap...*looks for baggy-eyed smiley* -_-?

~what if stealthily appearing offline - go me *passes out in a puddle of drool* uughhhh...>_-?

What if >_- looks like Locutus of Borg?

What if you will service....us?

What if I can't stand waiting to see which character I've drawn for the race thing?

What if it's been a few hours and I'm already very itchy about it?

What if I'm sick of something?

What if reality show contestants calling themselves "The Final" of a number?

What if one week it's "Here we are, Final Six!"?

What if then it's "This is it, the Final Five!"?

What if it continues with "Oh yeah, guys! Final Four right here!"?

What if etc., with Final Three and Final Two?

What if enoouuuuugh?

What if pick a number to be the special "Final" number, and then that's it!?

What if also, without being spoilery, wasn't last night's Amazing Race just heart breaking, whether you really liked that team or not?

What if I hope someone gives them a cruise or some Easy Share cameras or something?

What if I wonder the same thing as Heitie about the race?

What if Heitie or I got Xena or Gabrielle?

What if you can't always assume that Xena was automatically number 1?

What if I'm going to piss my pants because I'm in school right now and need to pee!!!!

wut eef oi 'ave a purfectly loverly cocknay accent, oi dew?

what if Pygmalion in high school, thankyou very much?

what if 2nd place in state one-act play contest ?

what if it was obviously an abbreviated version thereof...?

what if oi'm a gud gurl, oi yam?

what if i've been assured there is no Salmonius, Tara or Akemi in the Greek Race game, so i'm good to go with whomever i end up drawing?

what if, of course someone evil would be nice?

what if or someone certifiably wacko like Najara?

what if Callisto's diary might just be a most interesting read...?