what if, uh..OOC o.o?

what if i'm deliberately posting this to rememeber who i am?

what if maddie...maa..deee?

what if it's only been two days and already i'm thinking i want to kill everyone and laugh while doing it?

what if...so nothing's changed then?

~what if eeeee i started a new page ?

What if piffle to Livia thinking she is all that, you can all bow down to the now undead me

What if, and Hercules thought that he could kill me, he thought he had another thing coming?

What if it's time someone bought in The Furies for Gabrielle to try and kill Eve again?

What if, no seriously?

What if, and then we can all have marinated gabby on a stick?

What if, here is the 2 pics from jessie's photo day... mick fiddled with them, so that's what the bottom 2 are... 'water colour..' lol



What if you check out some of the facial expressions on these kids.... esp bottom right hand corner?

What if i'll try and post a bigger version of it later?

what if i don't feel comfortable what iffing during the race?

what if there's just something very wrong about reading "i just chewed a hole in my shirt" next to the name Julius Caesar ?

what if i soldier on anyway, despite SOME people's obvious aversion?

what if on you livia?

what if i'm wondering what choc-mint fudge and yogo tastes like?

what if, only one way to find out?

what if i just go back to writing my home and away fanfic about robbie and kim making sweet love to each other?

what if, you see what i mean about this seeming wrong?

what if, although, there was brutus...?

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Originally posted by Julius Caesar:
what if i soldier on anyway, despite SOME people's obvious aversion?

what if on you livia?

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What if I mostly do it just to irritate you and because it's fun?

What if wow, a smiley with it's tongue sticking out, you really got me there?

What if no really, I'm hiding the pain...no, seriously?

What if no wonder Julius Caesar bought it so quick?

What if Livia fears no man, and certainly no god, so bring it on Zeus?

What if old gods should know when to step off the stage, before someone has to push them off?

What if btw, Jess is looking lovely as ever and those kids' expressions are priceless?

what if my my...such anger, such hatred...?

what if a little transference of aggression there, my little Bitch of Rome?

what if i know what Livia fears deep in the night when her angry soul rests?

what if haunted by abandonment issues much?

what if certainly not haunted by lack of hair care products though, are we...?

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Originally posted by an enduring evil...:
what if i know what Livia fears deep in the night when her angry soul rests?

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What if you mean Livia's fears that she'll look like that bitter, twisted hag Alti?

What if now that you mention it, the Champion of Rome does have a slight twinge of fear that by not moisturizing, her face will become wrinkled and cracked like Alti's?

What if wild hair goes along with the whole 'I'm here to slaughter every living thing' attitude?

What if see, I totally would've gone with the Eve of it?

What if what with the annoying religion spouting and what have you?

What if...good times...?

what if ooh...it appears a nerve was struck?

what if my mother always said "pretty is as pretty does"?

what if despite the fact that dear old Mom was oh so right, she's not been seen for a long long long time?

what if ever heard the phrase, "if looks could kill..."?

What if my afro frowns on these petty mortals?

What if Alti is all nasaly talk & no action (or gets Xena to do her action for her)?

What if i have a special strange disease just for Alti- soul stealing lice from not washing that cap thingie- and the only cure for this disease is kissing up to Livia in baby talk?

What if the Jinn contacted me and say they plan to "take care of" Livia, Eli and those amazon chicks as a special favor to li'l ol me?

What if now that i'm a vampire, i put the bite on Minya and turn her into my spy as she trails along with Xena, Gabby & Joxer?

What if i put a strange disease on the next thing that Auto steals- a disease that makes his arms turn to jelly when he touches rope- so that he can't escape by rope when stealing stuff?

What if for Callisto- gee, how's about another burial beneath rockfall?

What if i let the others in the race have a breather while i think of some undoing for them bwahahahahahahaha?

What if yay! phone call from insurance company, the afro mobile will be fixed?

What if can't let mortals hit my afro car & try to get away with it?

What if I watch the race from ringside seats in Egypt?

What if oh, the beautiful chaos?

What if I can't find the T-shirt stand?

What if where's the gyros stall?

What if these dreams are getting odder and odder now?

What if i thought i dreamed Dite was a VAMPIRE now? hmmmm....

What if I also dreamed she was gonna put a bite on me? Double hmmmm....

What if can i use this in my favor to knock down the three evildoers in case my first plan doesn't work?

What if---but who says my first plan won't work?

What if i haven't even told my subconscious?

What if MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH!

What if Minya, I think your subconscious already knows?

What if do you know where the reefer stand is?

What if.. waitaminya.. minnit.. whatever I meant to say.

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Originally posted by Xena:
What if see, I totally would've gone with the Eve of it?

What if what with the annoying religion spouting and what have you?

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What if couldn't do it, I respect myself way too much?

What if besides, I do believe Eli will be occupying the 'faithful' corner of the atmosphere?

What if whatsa matter Xena, scared you've lost your touch?

What if getting old will do that to you?

What if and Livia is just entering her prime?

What if ?

What if wow, between Caesar and Xena, how will Livia's poor tender sensibilities cope?

What if reefer stand? hmmmmm there's an idea

What if but later i'm about to get blitzed with joxer?

What if

What if dite's afro being a vampire is no dream?

What if Xena's too distracted by ancient Greek graveyards to notice that one of her company is a spy for the afro?

What if the best seat to watch from will be up in O-limp-us-outta here when i kick a too distracted-over-Xena Ares off his ego cloud & he falls to the earth like a wittle bitty pebble cwing boo hoo hoo?

What if in the heat of battle, Livia turns into Eve and cries "Save me, Inu Yasha, save me!"?

What if that last part made me laugh?

What if I consider changing Livia into Eve, in the name of Eli and all the powers of heaven?

What if there's a new chicken shop opening up in town?

What if that's risky going up against the greek people who dominate the local chicken society?

What if she's already fighting back by slashing her prices and the new place hasn't opened yet?

What if I wonder what this will mean for all her rules and regulations?

What if she always has these signs saying things like you CAN'T by gravy unless you buy a chicken, you DON'T get a choice of what piece of chicken you get and you CAN'T buy just the ONE vegetable, you HAVE to buy them in a pack!?

What if one of my fondest memories is when a girl was in there buying a chicken and asked for a piece of pumpkin and the greek man got it for her, but the greek lady started speaking to him in greek?

What if it was fun to imagine what she was saying?

What if he probably got such a beating that night?

What if the girl did get her pumpkin though?

What if their food is really nice and they know it which is why they make all these little rules?

What if sometimes the signs disappear though?

What if ye gods it's hot?

What if making signs disappear is one of my many joys in life?

What if I have decided to dispense these beauty tips:

1. Daily moisturising is important, Alti take note. I find the blood of young virgins to be most soothing when applied liberally to the face and neck.

2. It's amazing what pig offal can do for cornices.

There, that's enough. A Goddess shouldn't reveal all her secrets at once. Be gone.

what if that's a lot of red lipstick by zeus?