What if lunchtime here, too?

What if I'm a bad, bad girl?

What if but I'm awfully good at it?

what if i see your "bad"....and raise you EVIL...???

What if it's my baby's birthday?

What if casual hello, act natural?

What if it was the Neighbours finale tonight?

What if everything was on fire?

What if Charlie died?

What if his son thinks Steph smothered him because she was hugging a pillow?

What if Hades/Max got knocked unconscious by the blast at Lasseters?

What if Stu and Cindy are trapped inside the pub?

What if and worst of all Harold dropped Madge's recipe book?

What if there's no hope for anything now?

What if was it a cliffhanger?

What if I dislike cliffhangers?

What if we've been renting the Alias dvds and now in January we'll have to start dealing with the normal waiting for the next new episode?

What if....the horror...?

What if bleeh, the 21st century sucks?

What if especially VCRs that have no tracking button?

What if--speaking of the horror?

What if in the name of eli--AAAAAAA! He's possessing me?

What if sorry to hear that there's no more Autylocus in the race, i was kind of looking forward to meeting him in my travels?

What if--but oh well maybe Johnny Depp will take his place?

What if...hmmmm?

what if nooooo not the recipes!!!?

what if i don't want stu or cindy or max to die, but thank the many gracious gods that connor and maddie(his baby - and it's just a coincidence) have been left out of all of this?

what if, because i don't think that i could EVER watch neighbours again if connor tragically died ?

what if woo! happy b-day jack!?

What if, it was a cliffhanger?

What if someone returned at the very end, behind the crowd, watching all the horror?

What if he is a character who was in the show before my time watching, like the 80's?

What if I don't know who exactly, I just remember reading an article a while ago about him returning?

What if it was so sad when Charlie died?

What if he was hardly a regular character and only appeared this year or at the end of last year?

What if still, he was old and sick and Steph (his granddaughter) was crying and said "Happy Sailing" when he took his last breath?

What if, because he used to sail?

What if next year will be messy with all the accusations and things?

What if it'll probably be back on soon?

What if it always runs longer in the year than Home & Away and seems to return first too?

What if maybe it'll only be off air for a week?

What if ohh, Happy Birthday Jack?

What if how old he now?

What if he's 10!?

What if thanks, you two?

What if he's getting Animal Crossing?

What if I tried it last night to see and it looks awesome?

What if ooh, double..numbers?

What if I suddenly can't spell that 'd' word?

What if woo for Animal Crossing!?

What if ?

what if briefly slip out of evil character to wish happy b-day to Paco, Jr.?

What if thanks!?

What if I'm only in character in the diary and story threads unless I indicate otherwise?

What if I'm suddenly not certain that that's been true all along, so startiiinnng.....now?

what if Heitie was a parliamentarian in another life?

what if i could either be in or out of character on that one?

What if I say things like "point of order" and "point of procedure" in real life?

What if with a giant measure of irony, though?

What if Paco Jr. just got up and I showed him his What Ifs?

What if he says thanks to all his Happy Birthday wishers?

what if, re: who's in character and when?

what if a good rule for me is, lower case = maddie, bothering to use proper capitals and stuff=caesar?

what if generally speaking?

what if, and example of a what a caesar what if might look like:

What if I am the greatest man - dead or alive; No one, not Xena, nor Alti, nor the gods themselves can stand against me and hope to prevail?


...o_O?

what if, but that's caesar for you?

what if *i* of course know that i'm screwed ?

what if, hopefully it will be a fun and crazy ride while it lasts?

what if hm, 3am and i think i'm expected to get up and go to a family function tomorrow?

what if, sounds greeaaat...?

what if i don't know why these people keep parading me in front of people that i don't like, barely know, and who feel the same about me?

what if i don't even consider myself as part of a family anymore - there's the financial support and transport base (parents), they're acqaintences (relatives), and then there's the awkward friends (siblings)?

what if probably sad, but true none-the-less?

what if *SIGH!!*?

what if salem will be happy to know that i (think) i have "haunted" in my head ?

what if that's gonna be fun to sleep to...?

what if fyi, i generally approve of the cd - it's good internet music ?

what if i'm not sure what that means either?

what if ooh, i typed that sentence without looking and didn't make any mistakes (which is not a skill i readliy posses)?

what if go me!?

what if i'm hoongray?

what if far too close to sleep though so *punches self in stomach* you WAIT!?

what if possibly a little extreme?

what if oop, i've overstayed my welcome again?

what hi skimmers!*waves*?

what if ^_^?

What if I don't think there's much of a difference between me and when I'm in character?

What if well...I'd never actually run someone through, I'm too much of a poon to actually ever kill anyone?

What if but Livia is awfully good at it?

What if but yes, Champion of Rome aside, best birthday wishes to Paco Jr.?

What if 10 is a big number, time to get out and start supportin' the family, earnin' your keep?

What if enough of this mushy stuff?

What if know this, killin' is my business ladies, and business is good?

What if gotta love Major Payne?

What if I can't wait until someone is actually foolish enough to come and attempt to free Ephiny's worthless son?

What if I'm hoping it'll be that blowhard Minya or maybe, if I'm lucky, it'll be Xena?

What if a girl can only hope?

WHat if ROTFLMAO! Just you wait, Livia, my dear!

What if from one blowhard to another--it should be fun?

What if stepping into the 21st century to wish Paco Jr a happy b-day as well?

What if I remember i thought it was a huge deal when i joined the world of the double digits?

what if it is a huge deal?

What if good on him?

What if ok back in charactar--time to sharpen my sword?

What if these ignoramuses in this small town Xena left us in don't know diddly squat about anything?

what if how annoying?

What if well now it's time to go have some drinnks with joxer, avoid amarice, and discuss the fun we're gonna have with callisto next?

What if MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!

What if just remember who my mother is, I hate to lose?

What if it'll be tons of fun...for me, since I'm the one who'll be doing all the killin'?

What if gods I love this game?

What if, trust me Minya, I'm not avoiding you out of fear?

What if ?

What if I almost forgot to wish Paco Jr a happy day!?!