What if I had to play a golf game Mario Golf would be the one?

What if other than that golf games are not my thing?

What if I mowed my yard today?

What if it's a beautiful day?

What if I am a very productive little homemaker today and washed dishes and started laundry?

What if Rachel will be VERY happy when she gets home?

What if thanks xc and Chiana...and yes they have amazing hair....I know from years of braiding it?

What if Danica reminds me of a young Xena?

What if a new ep of the Shield tonight?

What if Vic Mackey is so the man?

What if so is Captain Rawlins (Glen Close)?

What if hardcore cop drama, YEAH!?

What if here's hoping Action Lesbian doesn't sprain, break, or tear anything important on her adventure?

What if I loved The Commish?

what if Vic Mackey is the anti-Commish?

what if while i love love love The Shield, that one-for-all-and-all-for-one, we-am-what- we-am moment with 'the squad' last week made me cheesey-queasy?

what if i watched "Past Imperfect" yesterday and found the perfect quote for my Survivor audition video?

what if "i never did have a lot in the way of muscle. never. but i have the ability to get into my enemy's head. and i've learned from the best..."?

what if *SNAP* ?

what if i think that was the proper usage of "*SNAP*" in context, right?

what if thank you, Satrina?

What if I'm feeling you on the "awww, aren't we a happy strike team" moment last week?

What if killing Shane would have no great impact on the show but it would make tons of people happy?

What if and yes, grasshopper, you used *SNAP* in the correct context?

What if *sigh* they grow up so fast?

What if I'm so proud?

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Originally posted by XenaFairy3:

What if Danica reminds me of a young Xena?

What if...
in a time of ancient car sponsers, waring race factions and declining ticket sales,
A racetrack in turmoil cried out for hero
She was Danica!

What if I now have 23 CDs to add to my collection?

What if 23 free CDs?

What if ahh, the one and only perk to working at Borders -- the fact that we get free CDs every 7 months or so, hehe?

What if lots of fun CDs to listen to?

What if I'm a tired girl after a long day at work?

What if I'm trying to decide what to do with myself, 'cause I don't feel like doing homework now that the date for my project has been extended?

What if I should but I can't be bothered when I'm tired girl?

What if maybe I'll listen to a couple of my new CDs?

What if or maybe I'll watch some TV and put an ice pack on my knee?

What if or maybe I'll take a bath so that my knee will have heat?

What if hmmm?

What if 26 more days?

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Originally posted by Mercury in retrograde:

what if i watched "Past Imperfect" yesterday and found the perfect quote for my Survivor audition video?

what if "i never did have a lot in the way of muscle. never. but i have the ability to get into my enemy's head. and i've learned from the best..."?

what if *SNAP* ?

what if i think that was the proper usage of "*SNAP*" in context, right?

what if thank you, Satrina?

What if that is SO weird that I just got done watching Past Imperfect too?

What if I have to agree with the perfect quote idea?

What if "Like she said. She's a survivor."?

what if it was jason smith's birthday yesterday?

what if he's 21 ?

what thank goodness robbie's still only 18 - i like 'em young ?

what if i watched "summersault" today..on jason's reccomendation..?

what if it was good ?

what if very real, very artistic, and just a hint of full-frontal nudity...both sexes ?

what if plus boy-kissing ^_^?

what if my baby's got good, if not extremely interesting taste ?

what if, *recommendation?

what if i'm lurking in the design labs, waiting for the place to be free on life so that i may pounce upon the scanner and spread yet more robbie/kim imagery?

what if there's only one chick in here at the moment and her computer's facing the wall - maybe this is my chance?

what if *chokes*?

what if she looks like she's in for the long haul as well - i'll never get that scanning done ?

what if and and and the scanner computer is hooked up to a projector and i don't know how to - SHE GOT A PHONE CALL!! aieeeee! *pounces*!?

what if *sigh*, she came back ?

what if i couldn't get the crappy stupid not-nice scanner to work anyway *pouts*?

what if, if the other bastard computer + scanner combo was working up the back, *i* wouldn't be in this situation?

what if, as it is, i'm seconds away from being told to shush with all the clickity typing already?

what if i think it's time to go drown my sorrows in a big buttery pool of msn?

what fi my hand hurts ?

what if good news everyone! i found a previously undescovered scanner in the back room and, after much finagling, managed to upload my picture for all to see:
?

what if, slightly out of proportion, but you get the idea?

what if i do so love my work ^_^?

What if zoom used *SNAP* correctly?

What if it was a proud, proud moment for me when I read that?

What if I found it slightly amusing that Sara OKed zoom's *SNAP* usage?

What if that's because Sara frequently butchers the meaning of *SNAP* on a regular basis?

What if ?

What if don't make me slay you and dance upon your corpse and scream "SNAP!" a la WoW?

What if cause I will?

What if gladly?

what if i'm making up for how un-proud i occasionally made my parents when i was a teen?

what if i tweaked the begeezus outta my ankle this morning stepping out of the shop?

what if i haven't even headed out for the white water adventure yet!?

what if i blame Sara for jinxing me?

what if i gotta find that damn ankle brace now?

What if I didn't do it?

What if if it makes you feel any better, my knee is hurting like a bitch right now?

What if I finally found the damn bandage wrap for it?

What if stupid pain?

What if OMG, I think my tummy's gonna explode?

What if I should really learn not to give into temptation and get an Oreo McFlurry because it only always seems to give me tummy pains afterwards?

What if and I only have half of a snack one!?

What if but this is the worst tummy ache yet?

What if bleeeeeeeeh, I'm gonna keel?

What if and I have a slight fever?

What if YES, I'm a whiner when I don't feel good, sue me?

What if although my knee feels a bit better?

What if but I'm sad my girl's knee is worse?

What if cheap airfare is our friend?

What if and my coworkers found out that I still have a teenybopper side when a supervisor looked over my Jeff Timmons (from 98 degrees) CD?

What if I got made fun of promptly and took it, hehe?

What if now I sit still for awhile and shut up?

What if food poisoning sucks?

What if I had a killer headache yesterday?

What if when I got over it I finally had time to watch my tape of "What Mrs. MacGillicuddy Saw"?

What if I quite enjoy this new Miss Marple?

What if the actor playing the police detective was making me swoon?

What if today I caught Magnum PI?

What if I never realized that Magnum was a rotten driver?

What if I guess it could have been a character point or just the concession to action show driving?

What if John Hillerman was quite wonderful as Higgins?

What if I can't remember if it turned out that he was actually Robin Masters?

What if this day is discombobulated?

What if I'm discombobulated and it's annoying?

What if bleeh?

What if I want something sweet?

What if I want a hershey bar? lol

What if it's that time but I normally get these symptoms on PMS only?

What if I'm confused?

What if my hormones are cracking up?

What if oh well....onward to make chocolate pancakes?

What if MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, chocolate pancakes!!!

What if Kate's the best PMS chef ever?!

What if such people existed to deliver you food of all kinds in chocolate form during your menstrual?

What if it's going to rain for the next seven days?

What if chocolate chip pancakes are pretty good?

What if I have a appt. with the orthopedic doctor on Tuesday for my knee?

What if ?

What if I hate going to the doctor?

What if but it beats my knee hurting?

What if bleh, thank God the week is almost over?

What if I was starving a few minutes ago so I ate a lot of almonds?

What if they were honey roasted so it was a really lot of almonds?

What if I'm a little dizzy?

What if they weren't processed properly and I'm dizzy from the arsenic?

What if it's the sugar?

What if I want to write a mystery?

What if I wouldn't know where to start?

What if I'm pretty sure the arsenic angle has been played?

What if we didn't get the federal refund this year due to some past debt thing that Paco thought was caught up?

What if at least it's summery out so we don't really want to use an oven anyway?

What if still...?

What if plus there was going to be a trip to Ikea to get just-ok-but-better-than-nothing furniture?

What if ah well?

What if I'm hungry again?

What if I go see if we have any lead pipes or poppies?

What if i like "Arsenic & Old Lace" movie?

What if no bodies buried in my basement but in the back yard is a dif story?

What if xc has a very suspicious window seat?

What if chaaaarrge!?

What if thanks Chiana, may you have tons of chocolate wonders during all your menstruals?

What if I dunno about best chef tho, just made a chocolate cake and it tastes like....bread?

What if I used a whole packet of fudge pudding mix so I dun geddit?

What if it was two cups of corn meal and one cup of milk and the pudding mix...and then what, two eggs, some canned pumpkin and baking powder and a pinch of salt?

What if why the hell wasn't it sweet??

What if maybe i should have added one cup of sugar on top of that?

What if I ended up putting syrup on it so now it tastes pretty good?

What if the icing was sweet anyway?

What if ricotta cheese, pumpkin and butterscotch pudding mix?

What if tasty?

What if on a brighter note the chocolate pancakes were stellar last night?

What if I must try that chocolate chip tho, thanks Sara?

What if Cary Grant was hot?

What if strangely enough that weird Jonothon guy in the Arsenic movie had an appeal?

What if he was cute when he got mad everytime someone said he looked like Boris Karloff?

What if Teddy was the best part of that movie tho?

What if with that said....CHARRRRRRRGE!