What if I chased all the pirates with my very large peener?

What if I decided to use all the post icons sequentially?

What if pantsing became compulsory?

What if all Linxi's kittens climbed up the rigging, perched in the crosstrees, yards, masts, sheets, futtocks, fighting tops, and sang "Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum", "Friggin' in the Riggin'", "Hot Rod Lincoln" and other fine sea chanteys?

what if kookie never comes back?

What if linxi ran around the scrolls pantsing everybody?

what if having cake actually meant eating food!

What if kookie didn't lend me his comb?

What if Kookie is not the ginchiest?

What if Herculena really WAS P!nk

*looks at herc all suspicious*

What if they made cake out of onions?

What if kookie got eatened by the kookie monster who was employed by Herculena (or pink disguised as herculena!!) to eat him cus she wanted to keep his comb!!!

What if Herculena really is Pink's mother????

(ssshhh... you're not supposed to tell. I named her Blue and the little bitch changed her name on me)

Why don't birds have penises?

Oh wait, this is the 'what if,' thread, not the 'why' thread.

What if there was no linxi?

What if I wasn't wearing red fishnets?

What if I was wearing red fishnets?

Wait a minute... there is no Linxi!

What if my belly button weren't bleedin?

What if my peener weren't... never mind.

Then herculena would be in the next step transition to being her daughter, blue, who is now pink since she's no longer sad.

What if i didn't have this red star stamp on my hand?

What if clubs stopped giving liquid crack for free?

What if the big scroller thread got to 1000 posts first?

What if the allllll the kittens an bunnies an other furry ickle aminals becamed extinct!!

What if big scroller called it a day, deleted all their threads and bowed to the greatness of What if?

what if we stayed here all nite making sure the big scroller thread didn't get there first?