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quote: What if that didn't surprise me?  | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Salem had nightmares for weeks because of Stace's comment? What if Sega was never formed? What if Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive flea instead of a spider? What if Pokèmon were real? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Salem Scully Spellman had a cartoon obsession? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Signorina Argolini was a cartoon character? What if the earth was shaped like a pyramid? What if Gabrielle was the Warrior Princess, and Xena was the bard? What if Xena didn't survive the gauntlet in 'The Gauntlet'? What if there was a mega game of Survivor with all the Scrollers and we were all sent to a tiny island? What if the abbreviation for Television was TL? What if horses were carnivores? What if Dinosaurs still existed? What if houses were alive, and everytime we walked through the door, we were actually being eaten? What if pigs could fly? What if Alice never went to wonderland? What if we had gills? What if I couldn't think of any more What ifs? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I had to have a talk with Salem Scully Spellman about his lack of respect for Xena? What if Salem exhausted me with all his "what ifs"? What if I REALLY liked that one about being eaten by a house? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Salem had entirely too much time on his hands? What if Salem decided to please Argy by being mean to Gabby? What if the Gabdrag was in every episode? What if Gabrielle's name was officially changed to Scabrielle? What if Gabrielle left the show to marry Joxer? What if Gabrielle decided to stay in Poteidaia instead of going with Xena? What if Lila journeyed with Xena? What if Xena kept the horse she rode as a Valkyrie? What if Xena was elected president of the universe? What if Gabrielle had to walk the gauntlet? What if Gabrielle didn't exist? What if Xena and Joxer travelled around? What if Xena didn't need anyone but Argo for company? What if Solan told Xena to name Eve Wacko McDing-bat? What if Gabrielle never threw her staff in a river? What if Alti was Xena's sidekick, and Gabrielle was the shamaness? What if Salem decides to have a break? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
quote: SACRILIDGE!!  quote: Lucky for you, you've redeemed yourself.  quote: Now that IS funny!  | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Argeaux lost her mind? What if no-one noticed? What if Argeaux put flowers in her hair and threw her staff in the river? What if Argeaux started saying nice things about Scab-- erm, Gabrielle? *choke* What if Argeaux couldn't think what to type next? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Argo went through training to become a Valkyrie horse? What if while Argo was off training, Argeaux filled in for her? What if there was a spin-off about Joxer and it was set during the 25 years Xena and Gabby were frozen, and it was all about his quest to try and find them? The series finale has *whispers for Argy's sake* Argo dying and Joxer stopping his search? What if Salem was running out of idea's fast? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Argo goes and Argeaux go-gos going gaga with Gabby? | |||
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Scroll Tragic |
What ifBrucy had to pay $1000 &undergo a RootCanal to get his Gold tooth back.. What If he Decides to have it done in WHITE GOLD!!??!! | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if Ame has decided Salem can not wait anymore ofr his lobotomy What if all the gab bashing what if's came true What if Argy didn't rhyme with McBargy What if Salem Scully Spellman divorced Sabrina and married dana Scully from the x files? he'd be Salem Scully Spellman SCully | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Salem didn't want a lobotomy? What if Salem thought Salem Scully Spellman Scully was a funny name? What if Monkey's were green? What if the whole world was 2 Dimensional? What if Crickets were as big as horses? What if all cats spoke chinese? What if 'Chains of Love' wasn't such a stupid show? What if the ocean was made of custard? What if Peanut Butter was made from Beans? What if Xena and Gabrielle stayed fused together like in The Haunting of Amphipolis? What if Mavican returned? What if Lao Ma was Lao Pa? What if cheese was black? What if no one invented Pizza? What if these walls could talk? What if it was compulsory to own a badger? What if Amethyst didn't Co-own a Lobotomy clinic? What if Salem passed out from typing? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem neded a brain to have a lobotomy What if Salem wasn't justa high school kid What if Salem's mummy asked him to go sleep in the backyard, and he wasn't allowed in the house What if Salem divorced Dana and married Jerry Springer? Salem Scully Spellman Scully Springer | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Argy non-rhyming McBargy knelt at the feet of Salem Scully Spellman Scully Springer and declared him the King of what ifs for time immemorial? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
quote: What if Argy was very bloody impressed by this? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Amethyst was just a school kid? What if Amethyst had to do whatever Jess told her to do? What if Jess was Amethyst's mommy? What if the only way Salem would ever stop posting here is for the topic to be deleted, or the Scrolls to crash? What if the Northern Hemisphere was the Southern Hemisphere and vice-versa? What if Australian stores thought "Hey! Why don't we start selling Xena merchandise?"? What if the Australian Xena tapes had more than two episodes per tape? What if Salem decided to rule the world under the title "The What If King"? What if Horses were as big as Crickets? What if grass could get up and move around at will? What if 'The Lord of the Rings' was called 'The Lord of the Bracelets'? What if Amethyst tried to give Salem a lobotomy even though he doesn't have a brain? O.o What if humans didn't have skulls? What if boats were made of rock? What if Xena wore a green outfit instead of her leather one? What if Gabrielle wore a hat all the time? What if catdogs existed? What if Argo was a horseleopard? What if Ice was hot? What if it really did rain cats, dogs, or men? What if trains all looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends? What if the Chakram was made of chocolate? What if Callisto shaved all her hair off? What if the what if thread hadn't been created? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if Argeaux had never encouraged Salem Scully Spellman Scully Springer to post in this thread? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if one of Salem's school friends had scanned his grade photo? What if Hope ruled the world? Could Argy and Ame bow to someone that looked so much like Gabby? What if Spiders only had two legs? What if ladybugs wore top-hats? What if The Poteidaia Scroll was called The Amphipolis Weaponry? O.o What if Minya got that part as Xena in Gabrielle's play 'A Message of Peace'? What if Salem is watching Fallen Angel and has the music that plays while Joxer, Amarice and Eli are taking Xena and Gabrielle's bodies down stuck in his head> What if the Chesire Cat was sitting on top of my computer moniter? (creepy McDonalds Happy Meal toys O.o) What if we all walked on our hands? What if breakdancing was a necessity of life? What if Salem wanted Argy to come online on AIM? What if Aunt Hilda was named Zelda, and Aunt Zelda was named Hilda? What if i'm loosing my mind? What if Garden Gnomes came to life at night and frolicked in our gardens? What if Pineapple was called Oakapple? What if Salem was being tempted to eat the fruits of Hell whilst watching Fallen Angel? O.O | |||
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| Scroller |
What if All Scrollers gave in to siggys? What if Britney Spears took singing lessons from Joxer?!?! | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if Sara thinks that Salem Scully Spellman Scully Springer has completely lost the mind he never had? What if there was no Australian Hotties? What if Texas was the only state that mattered? What if Ame decided to stop poking Sara? What if Argy did too? What if Gabber finally DID throw both of them crazy Aussies in the Gab-filled room? Heh. SWEET! | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if there were NO Evil Geniuses? What if there was no Clan McLimerick? What if Sara thought Argy was a totally furkin' genius for that Akemi pic! What if Sara also thought Ame was genius for....*cough cough cough* Heh.  What if Sara wished that December was HERE already? What if Sara stopped talking about herself in the third person? LOL. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if everything was free? SWEEEET! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i went on vacation and y'all had the coolest thread in ages without me? what if i deleted all the Argy posts in Subtext with that damn Akemi sig pic? what if the military wore clown costumes instead of camo? what if the fruits of Hell eat me? | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Salem stopped posting in this thread, and his brain shrivelled up so he had to post again? What if Zoom took another holiday and when she came back all scrollers HAD to have sigs with pics of Hot aussie scrollers in them What if Sara was poked a thousand times a day What if this became the longest scroll thread ever What if AP never swore? What if Argy used the name Buccaroo instead of Argy for her scroll name What if Bailey was a train driver What if Texas broke off from USA and floated to Australia and stuck between OZ and NZ What if I delelted this thread? | |||
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