What if, a nice crisp new page number 1 of the millionth what if thread?

What if I have dancing tonight?

What if i am coping with tap, but Jazz is a whole new other story?

What if so far i am enjoying Australian Idol 2006?

What if it has only been on 2 nights, but still some of the auditions are fun to watch?

What if some aren't?

What if some are so bad you have to leave the room out of embarassment for the person who is *singing*?

What if my inlaws have been away for a month and they are coming back tomorrow?

What if it has been SO easy going at work with em gone?

What if i need to do a huge clean so it looks like we have been good girls and boys whilst they have been gone?

What if i think this is a long enough what if for the first what if?

What if it isn't?

What if it will have to do, i need to do a wee?

What if I'm checking in?

What if I'm checking it out?

What if I tune in?

What if I turn on?

What if I turn Salem on?

What if I turn him off?

What if I post and be damned?

What if I'm up early this morning?

What if Paco was out of coffee so I got up to make him a thermos of tea?

What if he wouldn't have taken tea unless I made it for him?

What if tea's good for you, so I got up?

What if that's all a ruse and it was all so I could post on page 1?

What if it wasn't, but works out splendidly?

What if I have an urge to say "resplendent"?

What if I want a cloak?

What if it doesn't take much to turn me on?

What if I missed out on page 100?

What if I wish there was a page 101?

What if I say we go forth and battle on to page 101 in this thread?

What if, I'm willing to take all the spankings from Argy on everyone's behalf..?

quote:

Originally posted by Salem:
What if it doesn't take much to turn me on?

What if, I'm willing to take all the spankings from Argy on everyone's behalf..?

What if...heh?

quote:

Originally posted by Salem:
What if it doesn't take much to turn me on?

What if, I'm willing to take all the spankings from Argy on everyone's behalf..?

what if i like this guy?

what if i'm posting for the sake of posting on the first page?

what if that's right, it's basically spam! and what are YOU gonna do about it!?

what if, well, i guess you could delete this post... or my account... please don't delete this post or my account ?

what if i'm much too tired to be risking my scrolling future like this?

what if stuff ya's all! oi'm goin' ta beid!?

what if *tired and emotional...and australian...yep, that pretty much covers it*?

what if PAGE ONE! WEEEOOO!!! >_<!?

What if I'm a scrapbooking fool?

What if it makes me happy that I've been working so hard at it?

What if I might stop for a while and read?

What if I might also grab a popsicle while I'm at it?

What if mosquitos are the bane of my exsistance?

What if I've been working in Word for the past hour and I keep expecting to be spellchecked here?

What if I miss Rachel?

What if she's been working on a friends house?

What if I'm not used to her being away when I'm at home yet?

What if YAY PAGE ONE!?

What if I don't want to work?

What if I want to bang on the drum all day?

What if I need to plan a mental health day?

What if that is different from a vacation day in that you do not plan the mental health day ahead of time- you wake up and decide to take the day off?

What if Friday seems like it would be good for that since there is a Hepburn marathon on Turner Classic Movie channel all day?

What if I just botched my own theory by planning the mental health day ahead of time?

What if it is now a vacation day?

What if it is so much less fun that way?

What if I curse my lack of spontaniety (sp?)?

what if lila's conscious mind tells her subconscious mind she's changed her mind and will go to work on friday leaving only her subconscious mind to know what will really happen on that day?

What if I don't think lila's the only one who needs a mental health day?

quote:

Originally posted by Tickled:
what if lila's conscious mind tells her subconscious mind she's changed her mind and will go to work on friday leaving only her subconscious mind to know what will really happen on that day?

What if owwwwww?

What if that made my brain hurt?

What if that means that you are probably right?

what if that was completely logical if not altogether possible?

what if i'd love a day off of any kind?

what if i have no days earned right now?

what if tonight is supernova?

what if friends and rum help make it better?

what if...thanks?

What if I'm a day late and a dollar short but...much love and comfort to you zoom?

What if and that's the most meaningful thing I could say right now?

What if and that's all I have to say?

what if thanks, Sara?

what if that's all you can say?

what if it helps...?

What if I'm sorry for not locking the last "What if" thread?

What if I thank Ame for locking it?

What if I spank myself for being tardy?

What if I save some spankings for Salem?

What if I'm glad I made it to page 1 of this thread?

what if a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut?

what if..discuss amongst yourselves...?

What if that made me think of Peggy Hill for some reason?

What if I don't think Peggy Hill ever said that?

What if she'd say something like "Researchers have found that the peanut is much more like a nut than a pea...........And by researchers, I mean me"?

What if ......oh my?

what if i love that Kathy Najimy is Peggy Hill?

What if whaaaat???

What if I never knew that?

What if while I don't know Peggy...I do know Benny?

What if and the theme song that is recognizable almost everywhere?

What if Benn Hill theme song ftw?

what if "Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph...?

What if I now have a Benny Hill theme song earworm?

What if that alone will justify my upcoming mental health day?

What if I wanna know if we all have to run around now?

What if meanwhile, there is some strange performance arts show on SBS?

What if, quite weird..?

What if Peter turned into Hank on Family Guy tonight?

What if I go to bed?

What if I have to be up reasonably early tomorrow?

What if, before 10:40am ?