what if tam does need much sleep..and she does skip some posts but not heitie's ?

what if i should've just left people thinking i'm a smartass?

What if you guys make my day?

What if Tam is a smartass, no thinking to it?

What if I made myself quite the dinner last night?

What if pan seared trout with herbed rice, yellow squash and sauted spinich with a lemmon butter caper sauce?

What if it was nice?

What if I've been craving fish?

What if I'm going deep sea fishing in two weeks?

What if well... as deep sea as the Gulf of Mexico gets?

What if I love to fish, but haven't been in WAY too long?

What if - FISHIN' TEXAS STYLE !?!?!


What if 100lb cats are not that uncommon throughout the souther US?

What if that one was 121 lbs, was caught on Lake Texoma and was actually given by the fisherman to the Parks and Wildlife department to put in their tanks?

What if they believe it be almost 30 years old?

what if a non-thinking smartass?

what if i'm an oxymoron?

what if i miss pecan crusted trout?

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Originally posted by Argeaux:

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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:

What if alla this just enrages me & makes me wanna to run around like a madman grabbing everyone & shaking then viciously shouting.."WAKE UP!! THINK!!!"..???

What if I don't think that would make much difference, seeing as how Brucy isn't saying anything people haven't already said?

Wow You know people who say ANY of that stuff..??
There arent any around here wher I live.
I dont recall any mention of it on the scrolls.
tho its possible, 2001 was a long time ago for my feeble brain.

In america in late 2001 when I made the airline comments originally:

"There never was heard a discouraging word.
about the airlines failure protecting us nerds.
And the skys the profit limit all daaaaayyyyyy."


now that we are past the song & dance part of this presentation.

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What if WARNING!! WARNING!! BIG WALL O' TEXT ALERT!!?

Yah It took me nearly 2 hours to cook up & type alla that nonsense.
HEEH Be grateful I dont do it more often!

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Originally posted by tammysammy:
what if i think brucy would love for his 'genius' to be recognized?

what if even more i think he'd love america to change for the better?

What if I really wish there were a few more outspoken GENIUSES in the Democratic party.
Im too sick & too tired to be doing all the thinkin for anyone included myself.


What if.... Why stop at America..???
The unfortunate thing is not everyone shares my concept of better...

I dunno... heitie made me think of alla that golf ball sized Texas/Oklahoma hail....
What if.. ????

what if i don't know much about things, but what brucy said about adding a small securtiy fee to the cost of airline tickets seems to make sense?

what if, while i agree that there's still be no way to fully protect people against terrorism, it may have given some people a fighting chance?

what if that movie about the plane where the passangers were able to stop the terrorists from crashing the plane into their target just came out here, i haven't seen it but it seems to me like if all of the planes had people on board that were actually trained to do that, maybe a few hundred people would have died instead of a few thousand, as well as a whole bunch of economic things going badly?

what if i know i shouldn't be talking about things that i don't understand, but it does seem to make sense?

what if, if they can increase prices of everything for fuel, they can increase it for safety?

what if i never intend to fly anywhere ever again anyway because i think that the security at the moment targets the wrong people?

what if, okay, i know that there's no way to tell who is going to make an attack without checking everyone fairly, but it's bloody intimidating to think that everyone that goes through an airport is at the mercy of guards, who could choose anyone they want to mess with just because it's their right to do it?

what if yes, i'm being paranoid but that's just the way i am?

what if that's another reason i'm never going to an airport - i'm an extremely nervous person, one look at me and they'll think i'm about to blow the place to smitherines, or at least that i'm smuggling drugs?

what if, wouldn't it be nice if terrorists only attacked the people who had actually wronged them, and not innocent people?

what if, wouldn't it be nice if ordinary people didn't have to be terrorised by their own government in an attempt to stop them being terrorised by people with other motives?

what if the world's never made sense to me?

what if i'm just waiting for dooms day?

what if i'm getting rather impatient?

what if i wish these people with their nuclear and biological weapons would stop stalling already and just get on with it?

what if we're all going to be murdered someday (either directly or through some form of chemically induced ailment through smoking, bad food, carcenogens in deoderant and foil packaging or whatever), so i say bring it on?

what if that's the real terror, the waiting, the not knowing, the suspecion and fear... once you're dead, you're dead. not a whole lot to worry about after that. unless you haven't settled on a religion and end up in limbo. i suppose that would be more irritating than terrorising...

what if i really should have gone back to bed?

~ what if, one more thing, what the hell does "lbs" stand for??

what if i know it means pounds, but how do you get "lbs" out of "pounds"?

what if "kg" means "kilograms" and that makes sense?

what if "lbs" makes no sense??

what if it's an issue that's bugged me constantly?

what if there's probably a simple and resonable explanation, but i've never heard it?

what if pleas, someone enlighten me???

What if..what if.... what if I can't even say it?

What if oh dear god WHY?

What if you'd better just read about what they're doing in my neighborhood?

What if http://rhodeisland.cox.net/cci/newslocal/local?_mode=vi...tion=validatearticle

What if ?

what if "The word “pound” comes from the Latin word pendere, meaning “to weigh”. The Latin word libra means “scales, balances" and it also describes a Roman unit of mass similar to a pound. This is the origin of the abbreviation “lb” for the pound."?

what if poor poor lila?

What if "libra" is Latin for pound?

--what if dang it, I wasn't fast enough?

What if I'd also like to ditto that 'poor lila' complete with purpley guy?

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What if I too wish to Sympathize with Lila but I cant get there from here ...the weblink comes up as "Server??!! Not Found " error...???

What if... Rhode Island shuts down after say 1 or 2 AM...???

What If..the Liquor laws say No serving after 2 am???

What if I give the article text here:
Clown Care Comes to Hasbro Children's Hospital
09-13-2006
(Providence, RI) -- The staff at Hasbro Children's Hospital is about to get bigger with the addition of a resident team of "clown doctors." "Clown Care" clown doctors are professional performers who use juggling, mime, music and magic to bring some humor to kids who are staying in hospitals. The clown doctors have also been specially trained to work in the sensitive hospital environment. Hasbro is the 18th hospital in the country to incorporate clown doctors. ?

What if I put a sign like this in front of my house

What if I was quite lucky to have a relatively healthy childhood with a minimum of hospital visits?

What if I've never been in-patiet?

What if I've often been impatient?

What if I don't think the Hasbro Clowns would have sped my recovery?

What if I was never exactly afraid of clowns, but just didn't see the appeal?

What if I wonder who these odd children are in the world that scream in delight at a clown?

What if I suppose there are children like zoom must have been, who get some grim satisfaction at the tears of a clown?

What if I wish we had a scroller named Cathy just so I could attempt some really clever what if about Cathy's Clown?

What if alas that joke will just have to rest forever in potentiality?

What if dawn is breaking?

What if it must be bedtime for this little minx?

What if hopefully one free of clown nightmares?

what if sweetcreepingjebus?

what if...clown doctors?????

what if, no?

what if, no no no?

what if NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ?

What if I was in the hospital once or twice as a small child?

What if what made me feel better was my dad reading me the comics through the wall of the steam tent (I had croup) and the nice old-lady nurse who brought me orange popsicles?

What if just hire more kindly old-lady nurses and stock up on popsicles and you're all set, no clowns required?

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Originally posted by tammysammy:
what if "The word “pound” comes from the Latin word pendere, meaning “to weigh”. The Latin word libra means “scales, balances" and it also describes a Roman unit of mass similar to a pound. This is the origin of the abbreviation “lb” for the pound."?

what if, thank you?

What if clowns are not really 'scary', just really creepy?

What if all clowns look like this to me?


What if I dig Sid Haig though?

What if Brucy broke the What if'ing?

What if I just got a call saying my son's fencing class starts tonight?

What if we signed up for it weeks ago and were supposed to get a confirmation, etc., but never heard anything...until 3 hours before the class starts?

What if plus I'd signed up for Tuesdays so I had to call and ask them to switch him so he starts next week and so that we don't have the busyness of karate Monday and Friday, ballet Tuesday, and fencing Thursday?

What if at least the ballet and fencing are only for six weeks?

What if plus yesterday the kids had a dentist appointment and I got an orthodontist referral?

What if now I have to make an orthodontist appointment for my little baby boy?

What if I feel old?

what if i have a bone to pick with my pal CottonMouth...?

What if I knew that zoom would understand?

What if... who, innocent lil' ol' me?

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Originally posted by CottonMouth:
What if... who, innocent lil' ol' me?

what if HA?

what if
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Originally posted by CottonMouth:
What if... who, innocent lil' ol' me?

what if puh-leeeez?

What if that kind of made me want a doggy?