What if I'm feeling incredibly cranky?

What if management let all of my people who wanted to go to day shift switch?

What if this has left me with exactly half of a team?

What if management didn't f*ckin' bother to tell me?

What if my people had to tell me?

What if I will not be responsible for what comes out of my mouth if I hear one goddamn word about "your numbers are low"?

What if 'cuz it's kind of hard to get shit out when you only have half the number of people you're supposed to have?

What if I don't resent the people who wanted to go to days, I resent the so-called higher-ups who didn't freakin' think about getting me other people before they yanked mine?

What if, on the other hand they might just decide to send what's left to other teams?

What if I have no idea what I'm walking into this afternoon?

What if nothing so poetic as the long dark teatime of the soul?

What if probably more like aggravation?

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Originally posted by l!l@997:
What if Sister Margaret By The Powers of Eli?

What if that indeed made me LOL?

What if in particular because of AW's comments on the Behind the Scenes of HOA?

What if I understood Heitie's comment and found it funny that she was familiar with Beth 'stupidity', but not familiar with Tina's behavior?

What if because Tina is a huge ol' drama queen and always on someone's nerves, both on the RW and RR?

What if I'm willing to bet money that thousnads upon thousands of people play Hurley's numbers weekly?

What if I am sorry to hear about xf3's grandmother and wish her well?

What if Tam had sent me 4 first I could have just told her "LOVE IT!" and she wouldn't have had to translate my goofy email?

What if it's 2:40 here and I'm still eating my sandwich from lunch?

What if I hate my manager?

What if he is a prejudice MF?

What if I'm starting to hate how Central Texas (Austin in particular) is being overrun with ass holes?

what if i don't think #4 was what shawn was trying to describe in her e-mail?

what if i could be wrong though since i didn't under stand a word of it?

what if i had planned on getting the tattoo on my forearm?

what if i wonder if that's a good place for an armband?

what if i suppose i can do what i like huh?

What if I like the idea of the forearm tat?

What if I leave saturday?

What if my grandmother is doing well?

What if they put a stint in one of her arteries?

What if they took her out of ICU today?

What if I'm going to surprise her?

What if my mom almost blew it and said that I was coming?

What if she heard her?

What if my mom quickly corrected herself and said that she meant that I called?

What if I meet my mom at her house in my little Neon?

What if which I hope is equipped with a cd player?

What I will have a bunch of semi useless cd's if it doesn't?

What if I'm just happy my Granny is still my Granny?

what if that's what i call a pain in the ass?

What if holy crap!?

What if I have replacement members on my team?

What if those bastards have put us on mandatory 7 days until Nov 4?

What if must not bang head on keyboard?

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Originally posted by 1-800-LUCIFER:

What if I'm starting to hate how Central Texas (Austin in particular) is being overrun with ass holes?

What if I think thats happening everywhere..??

What if I know its happened here ..??

What if Maybe its something in the water..???

What if a catch-all term for it is pollution..???

What if its made many people so stupid & idiotic that I think we will return to witch trials & dunking chairs before I die...??

What if I could go at anytime..???

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Originally posted by XenaFairy3:
What if I like the idea of the forearm tat?

what if thanks?

what if say hi to granny for us?

what if for br%cy?

what if i added napoleon dynamite and the warriors to my netflix queue?

what if i didn't know i needed these for life references?

What if I almost just asked Paco "Hey, what if have you heard of The Warriors?"

What if I think it's from thinking about what I want to what if, because I do that in what if form and it's like practicing a language?

What if plus, that sentence wouldn't have really made sense?

What if it's always better to what if on the fly, but not on the flu?

What if *coughcoughsniffle*?

What if I can't believe y'all are not familiar with The Warriors?

What if - just one of the best movies of all time in a cheesy-70's-cultfilm kinda way?

What if "Wawierrrrs! Come out and play-eee-ayyyy!"?

What if awesome sountrack?

What if Joe Walsh?

What if The Lizzies were some badass bitches?

What if, but The Furies were the coolest?

What if I had The Warriors on vhs at one point?

What if it was not the store bought movie but a taped-off-of-HBO-when-there-was-no-such-thing-as-"cable"-and-HBO-was-just-a-little-box vhs?

What if I know something that I will never own on vhs OR dvd now?

What if it is cause we've been cancelled!?!?!!?

What if I go watch my small screen dreams as an extra go down the drain now?

What if I hope XF3's visit to her Gran goes well?

What if I'm sure it will?

What if I still like turtle #3 the best?

What if I'm not a big fan of arm bands, though?

What if they seem to be very difficult to get to look just right?

What if our lives are being overrun by what ifs?

What if what if is the last thing any of us will say?

What if I was almost excited about it being Friday?

What if then I realized it doesn't freakin' matter?

What if what with mandatory 7 days and all?

What if apparently that directive came from the boys in DC?

What if goddamn politics?

What if goddamn elections?

What if just think what kind of a mood I'll be in this time next week?

What if don't?

What if it could be a goddamned scary Halloween?

What if one of my team asked me what I was going to be?

What if I said, "a heartless, soulless lawyer"?

What if scary, huh?

what if i'm scared?

what if that's too bad about lila's show?

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Originally posted by 1-800-LUCIFER:
What if I understood Heitie's comment and found it funny that she was familiar with Beth 'stupidity', but not familiar with Tina's behavior?

What if because Tina is a huge ol' drama queen and always on someone's nerves, both on the RW and RR?

What if I missed this until now?

What if flu?

What if I haven't been watching RW or the challenges much for a couple of years...is Road Rules even still on?

What if I must've missed this Tina person somewhere in there?

What if I mainly tune in now if I happen to see someone old that I like or if someone icky like Beth hasn't been voted out yet so I can watch other people thinking she's icky, too?

What if I can't really relate to the new seasons, what with all the sluts and the drinking and what have you?

What if I miss people like Heather B?

what if the week is over yay!?

What if I haven't really watched in ages for that same reason?

What if RW Austin was just... stupid?

What if, damn, l!l@, no more Idgie and Guido the Killer Pimp?

What if, but you still have Brotherhood?

What if it is finally feeling like fall here in TX?

What if the workers busted a water line in front of my house this morning?

What if good timing because I was out of the shower and had coffee made, but the dogs got bottled water?

What if it was either that or water from the tank of the toilet?

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Originally posted by 1-800-LUCIFER:
What if it is finally feeling like fall here in TX?

What if the workers busted a water line in front of my house this morning?

What if here the leaves turn colors?

what if http://www.foliagenetwork.com?

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Originally posted by Heitie:

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Originally posted by 1-800-LUCIFER:
What if it is finally feeling like fall here in TX?

What if the workers busted a water line in front of my house this morning?

What if here the leaves turn colors?

What if here this year they just came down Branches attached & all..???



What if Smirky gets really Scary & goes to her DC HQ as an eypatch wearing peglegged AXE MURDERER..????!!???

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What if good timing because I was out of the shower and had coffee made, but the dogs got bottled water?

What if it was either that or water from the tank of the toilet?

What if I suspect the dogs would have been okay with that?

What if today is gonna be day 7 of Smirk work?

What if we start a pool on how long it takes me to use a sick day?

What if I can't take the weekend off?

What if 'cause they wouldn't give me sick leave?

What if I'm thinking a Thursday or Friday?

What if I don't know which week?

What if I'm already pretty cranky?

What if I just get really perverse and see how black a mood I can get myself in before taking a break?

What if I take to walking into meetings with my manager with a knife clenched between my teeth and answer every question with an "Arrrrr, matey!"?

What if I also take to keeping ball bearings in my pocket which I start fiddling with when they ask me difficult questions?

What if I'll show 'em what freakin' mandatory seven is worth?

What if I find myself in some secret government facility for the loony?

What if, hell, it ain't secret?

What if I vote for Smirky calling in sick on whatever morning follows the night that she stays up latest to watch television?

What if her current work schedule allows for no tv watching so there goes that theory?

What if apparantly we are in "high color" season?