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28 October 2006, 01:03 AM
Brucy Braless
What if?
What if I NOW remembered why I opened this thread..??

WHat if Its because Im Mystified by how many commerials use REALLY dumb people or total Losers
(vonage) to sell there products..?

What if this week nasty little 'Office' promo just Annoys the BeJezuz outta me..???

What if a Dumbed down,snide,small minded America is NOT what I signed up for..???

What if expecting the best outta people. Hell even just their better side, is old fashioned..???
28 October 2006, 01:14 AM
Rellik
What if Im not suprised the What if threads keep on coming?

What if Im also not suprised Brucy keeps on ranting?

What if Ive been estranged from the scrolls for a long time?

What if ive still kept the scrolls as my homepage for 6 years on?

What if I want to catch up with my fellow scrollers?

What if one day everyone decided to come back?


28 October 2006, 01:21 AM
Brucy Braless
quote:
Originally posted by Rellik:
What if Im also not suprised Brucy keeps on ranting?

What if Ive been estranged from the scrolls for a long time?


What if some things {broocy} never change..??
what if welcome back..???
What if Ame & rellik back at the exact same time..??

What if Linxi always told me ther were the same person..????

What if it All just makes one wonder..???
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28 October 2006, 01:35 AM
Rellik
what if AS IF

what if AME is luckier than I

what if she has a beautiful little girl

what if Ive never worn leopard print in my life

what if Brucy needs a good smack on the head to remember the differences between Rellik and Ame


28 October 2006, 01:49 AM
Brucy Braless
What if I have never tried Smack..??

What if thats good cause I might've liked it..??

What if I seem to have temporarily run outta things to do on thenet...???

WHat if EVERYONE who ever posted at the scrolls comes back between now & Xmas to say Hi..???
28 October 2006, 01:52 AM
Rellik
what if its like going home to see the relatives?

what if this is an entertaining website making fun of celebrities

what if The superficial

what if beware of panties


28 October 2006, 02:31 AM
Brucy Braless
What if Im off to bed..??

What if tomorrow is Saturday a Movie Day...??

What if.....only if the Evil Child of Darkness allows it..???

What if some stuff is just to convulted when its transformed into a 'What if'..???

What if good nite..???




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
28 October 2006, 12:01 PM
XF3
What if I'm back home?

What if it was a really nice homecoming?

What if flowers were waiting on the table for me?

What if pretty orange and purple ones for halloween?

What if I really need to watch the time because I actually have to go to work today?

What if I updated internet explorer?

What if I really like the changes they've done?

What if except the type on the scolls looks differant?

What if it's weirding me out?

What if and I can't seem to move the top tool bars around?

What if I did't try very hard though?

What welcome back Ame and Relik?

What if missed you both?


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28 October 2006, 12:09 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i haven't updated explorer yet?

what if i'm trying out foxfire 2.0?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
28 October 2006, 01:28 PM
Fahrenheit
What if I've downloaded Firefox, but I haven't put it in yet?

What if I'm afraid of them both until people have been using them for at least a couple of months?

What if I'm watching Are You Being Served, Again? (or Grace & Favour), just fyi?

What if both Mrs. Slocombe and Mr. Humphries are still fantastic?

What if even Miss Brahms is delightful?

What if Mr. Humphries seems so kind that I just want to have tea with him every day?

What if John Inman's lucky I don't live next door?
28 October 2006, 07:08 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i thank shawn for sponsoring me in the heart walk this morning?

what if i'm also thankful that it didn't rain so i'm no sicker than i was?

what if actually i would have stayed in bed if had been cold and rainy?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
29 October 2006, 10:30 AM
lila997
What if I wanted to see this while in NYC this past week?


What if I saw someting else instead?

What if in the end it all comes back to Xena?
29 October 2006, 12:01 PM
XexyWarrior
What if NO WAY!

What if I SOOOOO wanna see that?

What if *cries in corner of room b/c she can't get away from the evil prison that is the US Army*?

What if waahhhhh?
29 October 2006, 05:32 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if we want to know what 'something else' was?

what if i want to see 'wicked'?

what if i have to decide if i want to spend $100 to do so?


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
29 October 2006, 07:37 PM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by of Two minds:
what if we want to know what 'something else' was?

what if i want to see 'wicked'?

what if i have to decide if i want to spend $100 to do so?


What if that was the 'something else'?

What if it is worth every penny?
29 October 2006, 07:42 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i'm psychic? Wink

what if my $100 would be in baltimore *sigh*?

what if i love musicals though?


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
30 October 2006, 03:35 AM
Smirk Morgan
What if I'm a bitch?

What if sometimes I really enjoy the fact that I'm a bitch?

What if my bitchiness tonight chased away a co-worker I don't much like from a night at the bar?

What if it wasn't really intended to chase her, but what the hell, I'm so totally enjoying that it did?

What if enjoying unintended consequences of your bitchiness is one of the perks of being an uberbitch?

What if it only took three and a half beers?

What if and a cooperative waitress?

What if, yes, I tipped her for that cooperativeness?

What if that just might keep me from snapping?

What if I opened bets on when I would snap?

What if annoyig co-worker had Saturday?

What if the other bets are Tuesday and Wednesday?

What if one is a bet for no snap?

What if he knows my perverse nature?

What if I've already had an episode of banging my head on the desk?

What if I don't consider that snapping though, and neither does anyone else who works with me?

What if that should tell you all you need to know about my work place?

What if bring on freakin' day 16?





30 October 2006, 07:21 AM
lila997
What if I take 'Smirky Snaps on Sunday' for $100, Alex?
30 October 2006, 07:30 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if ?


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
30 October 2006, 08:15 AM
zoom
what if i like to snap a little every day so as to avoid The Big One?

what if i read about Evil Dead, the Musical a while back and oh so wanna go?

what if i am quite glad last week is over?

what if my Sunday was aces, as i got to sleep in, my friend came over to watch the Titans continue to win, and i did very little else besides sleep and watch football?

what if aggressive yelling at a football game counts as a little snap in staving off The Big One?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

30 October 2006, 12:16 PM
Shawn
What if T@m tells me what station was playing DEBS?

What if I think that's fine and good so that more folks can become exposed to shows and movies with gay themes?

What if I am not having the best Monday?

What if and unfortunately, I probably can't explain why?



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30 October 2006, 09:54 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if debs is on e-myst and starz over the next month?

what if these are not pay movie channels?

what if they are on cable tho?

what if ?



_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
31 October 2006, 07:52 AM
zoom
what if "best Monday" is an oxymoron?

what if here's hoping for a better Tuesday?

what if i'm Spoonhead...gimme some candy?

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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

31 October 2006, 08:22 AM
XF3
quote:
Originally posted by of Two minds:
what if we want to know what 'something else' was?

what if i want to see 'wicked'?

what if i have to decide if i want to spend $100 to do so?


What if I've finally started reading the book?

What if I will hopefully be able to see the play when it comes next May?

What if I can't wait?

What if I've been reading more than I watch tv?

What if I watch the occasional DVD and that's all?

What if books are just more interesting?

What if the days of good tv are gone?

What if keep in mind this is a person with no cable?


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31 October 2006, 01:34 PM
Smirk Morgan
What if bring on day 17 you bastards?

What if we have been authorized to wear office appropriate Halloween costumes?

What if nothing offensive?

what if there went most of my ideas?

What if I borrow one of the agency polo shirts and tell everyone I'm just a poor damned soul?