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What if , yummmmm The Patriot? What if smoked turkey on wheatberry bread with swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and orange-cranberry relish? What if I'm not going to be giving out candy tonight? What if sorry kids? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  | |||
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what if i have candy but i'm not necessarily looking forward to answering the door 40 times to give it away? what if the jaded little kids in my hood are hard to scare, so i gave up trying a few years back? what if that took all the joy out of it for me? what if you can't good-naturedly scare the crap out of a little kid, it ain't Halloween? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if it's fun watching the indian families try to figure out halloween? what if "have we come to the wrong place"? what if "uhh no"? what if "oh okay trick or treat"? | |||
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What if we straightened jess's hair for a lark?   ********************************* | |||
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What if those pics are huge, i apologise? ********************************* | |||
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What if those are neat pictures?  What if my son didn't want to go trick-or-treating this year, so he stayed with me on the sidewalk? What if about a third of the way through he changed his mind and collected candy in his hat? What if we took the neighbor girl around on her first trick-or-treating? What if she's about 10 but her family came from Bosnia so they haven't really been excited about some of our odder customs? What if she and my daughter were just running house to house, happy as can be? What if only one house really tried to be scary and it totally worked on my kids? What if lots of spooky blue lights and a table with a head sticking through or something and it suddenly shrieked at them? What if I think they knew it was coming, but the timing makes the whole thing? What if it was awesome? What if oh, one other person in a haggy witch costume chased them thereby eliciting more screams of joyous holiday fear? What if it was all neat? What if ah, exception: Paco had to drive around in the car instead of walking with me because he cracked his ankle on a rock or something while riding his dirtbike last Sunday? What if it is large and of many colors?  | |||
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What if day 17 is in the books? What if we went out? What if annoying person was there? What if we were being kicked out of the bar? What if she was blocking the exit, so I pushed her? What if I'm claiming my fair share of three pitchers? What if even if we know it's really that she annoys the hell out of me and one sip would have been excuse enough? What if she did actually say "don't push me?" What if I didn't care? What if 'cause it was freakin' day 17? What if I nearly typed something else there? What if against scroll rules? What if I guess I care enough about this place?  | |||
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What if DAMN - THAT JESS IS A GIANT!!!!? What if I bought Wolf Creek on DVD? What if it has made me rethink my motorcycle across Australia dream? What if I gasped when Nora said she pushed that girl? What if I find it so strange that I would gasp at that when just last week I called some guy a 'pussy' in the parking lot? What if - can we say out of character? What if, "Captian! She's going to blow!"? What if lila's plumber was in Estes Park last night? What if it's a damn small world? What if I got 3 mosquito bites last night? What if that is so NOT November!? What if my boy Bart curled up next to me last night in bed and put his head on my hip? What if I awoke about 3 hours later and he was in the same position? What if I awoke because I COULDN'T FEEL MY LEG!!!? What if that dog's head is damn heavy? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
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Wha if we only got one trick or treater last night? What if I carved a pumpkin and roasted the pumpkin seeds? What if they are only good warm? What if then we watched Poltergiest and From Hell? What if we started watching Night of the Living Dead until I realized it wasn't the version that I saw and liked? What if it was the black and wite badly colored version? What if I woke up this morning to my girlfriend watching the Polar Express? What if one of the many reasons I love her? What if ? | |||
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what if after 17 days i'd probably push someone too? what if definitely a shoulder push if not a two handed shove? | |||
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What if name the time and place? What if killing is bad, but shoving is ok? What if next time you say something back to her "don't push me"? What if something like "I've got a AK-47 in the trunk, I haven't had a day off in ___, you annoy the hell out of me and no jury would convict. Say it again skank." What if...but that's just me?  What if these days I speak more WoW leetspeak and First American mumbo jumbo? What if and Keri is flying to see her parents on Sat and I'll be alone til I fly out to CA on Thursday? What if an early Thanksgiving with the in laws? What if ...that's all I got? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if it was a shoulder push indeed? What if and she was blocking the exit? What if day I think I've committed a cardinal sin of drinking tonight? What if I had a beer? What if then a couple of sips of wine? What if then scotch on the rocks? What if it occurs to me that mixing my beer & liquor hasn't ever really done anything to me before? What if Jager shots, anybody? What if breakfast of champions? What if the annoying one apparently doesn't hold a grudge? What if unless she gets that I really can't stand her? What if tonight we went outside to talk with the smokers and damned if the little whelp didn't come sit right next to me? What if I managed to keep some distance the rest of the night? What if you will all be pleased to know, I did not commit battery tonight? What if I know there will be Friday and Saturday drinking? What if Sara really oughta join? What if because she'll enjoy making lawyer jokes? What if and to remind me I do know people I don't work with? What if and besides, I haven't seen her for nearly 2 years? | |||
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what if today is new tattoo day? what if oh, the giddy anticipation? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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What if I wonder what my plumber found in Estes Park? What if my plumber was on the Ellen Degeneres Show on Monday as well? What if he gets around? | |||
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what if my tattoo artist has strep throat? what if, alas...no tat? what if, for me, anyway...?  WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if that sucks? what if for both of you? what if i go buy plane tickets? | |||
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what if heh heh heh at zoom's name? what if my condolances to paco's ankle? what if i hope he didn't look creepy, following you and the kids around in a car...? --------------------------------------  | |||
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What if holy shit, has it really? What if jeebus, I hadn't realized? What if I have plans tomorrow with Keri? What if and I have something to do Saturday night with friends? What if I'll see what I can do to re-shuffle some stuff? ____________________________ I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness | |||
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What if Yul on Survivor has a lot of muscles? What if I know that was random but I just noticed them so felt the need to say it and I am the only one here? What if the dogs are home but they don't care about muscles? ---------------------- | |||
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what if adam has a lot of muscles also? what if brad got blamed for rebecca not being able to swim? what if that makes no sense to me? what if i copy this into the appropriate thread? | |||
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What if it's okay, darlin'? What if we shoot for next weekend or the one after that? What if I think I'll be better company if I actually get a day or two off? What if we are supposed to get Sunday off? What if and possibly the three day Vetran's day weekend? What if I had people thinking I was going to snap tonight? What if I grabbed scissors and said, "will this get vein if I try hard enough?" What if once they understood I didn't mean my veins, they realized it wasn't a snap? | |||
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What if I too appreciate Yul's muscles? What if he was looking mighty handsome with his six pack and glasses? What if Oh, maybe I should go to the correct thread as well? What if Zoom may not have gotten inked yesterday, but I did ?What if she's a nasty little shoulder devil? What if my office is freezing cold? What if it was 47 degrees when I left for work only to arrive to air conditioning that hasn't cut off since I arrived? What if Natural Resource Conservation my lilly white ass? What if back to the tattoo? What if I finally got #3? What if a calligraphy like dog I've been carrying in my wallet for almost 2 years? What if I can completely understand the addiction? What if not for work and dealing with my mother I would have many more? What if the ink must smell funny because my dog found it hard to resist? What if he has a tattoo also? What if when they clipped his little nads had them tattoo my DL# on the inside of his thigh? What if I think I may have actually 'what if'ed' that before? What if I'm having what if dejavu? What if I may be having it, but I'm not sure I spelled it correctly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | |||
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what if i tke "nasty little shoulder devil" as a compliment?  what if that is just one of the many services i offer?  what if, but only to an exclusive list of customers...?  WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' | |||
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what if i like shawn's tattoo design? what if i got my eyes zapped yesterday? what if so far so good? what if i have to wear sunglasses inside and outside for 2 days and eye shields when i sleep? | |||
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What if day 21 is in the books? What if I don't have to do anything today? Wbat if that means I'll probably feel like I have to do something? What if on the other hand I may just do something girly and go shop? What if Smirky needs some new shoes? What if I don't wanna do this 7 day shit again unless there's a real need for it? | |||
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