What if I thought I would tell everyone about my roof problems caused by the weather?

What if but rather than typing from scrach, I cut and paste my email to Tam?

What if so, Tam, this may look familiar to you?

What if my den started leaking late Tuesday afternoon when my chimney pipe started melting the 5 inches of ice on the flat roof around it?

What if the melt off had no where to go, so it came inside with me?

What if I finally replaced the 10 or so pots with some Rubbermaid containers and a cooler?

What if they cover more surface area and I don't have to align each pot with it's drip?

What if I do, however, miss the steel drum band? ;c)

what if deja vu all over again?

what if i hope things dry up soon?

What if Someone has FAR too many rubber products..??

What if I was sad to hear about Nora's hard drive?

What if I hope she gets all her music back soon?

What if I've been listening to Syd Barrett of late?

What if he's a better musician than I expected?

What if I saw a doco on the Sex Pistols last night and it made me think of Herculena?

What if I got a new motorcycle jacket the other day?

What if it fits so much better than the old one?

What if it has "DUCATI" written on it in white leather?

What if I also got some new gloves?

What if they were cheap as chips, because they were on special?

What if they fit my hand like ... a glove?

What if motorcycling in Summer has suddenly become a whole lot more comfortable?

What if Yay motorcycles!?

What if Booo flooding!?

What if I finally get to itemize my tax return this year?

What if just because there is space, it does not mean that it must be filled?

What if worship the void?

what if i'm in la?

what if i'm beginning to hate flying?

what if i hit the hay b/c it's been a long day?

my last flying experience sealed the deal on me hating the whole process?

what if i almost got myself in trouble with the security folks at Sea-Tac?

what if they don't like it when you whip your belt out of your belt loops after they've already made you take off your potentially dangerous hoodie and then you forget you have change in your pocket and have to go back through the sensor and then your PLASTIC F'ING PEN sets it off again so you have to go to the other line where they go over your whole body with the hand held metal detector and i ended up in just my jeans, sock and t-shirt explaining why i had a Zippo without any guts and apologizing for getting sacastic and hearing Shawn in my head saying "did you take a self-addressed envelope like i told you????" and hello...i was having a really bad week, ok????

what if and that was just one in a series of stressful insanities that flight?

what if they don't sell Jagermeister before 6 a.m. in Sea-Tac?

what i don't know sea tac?

what if i've never felt nauseous on a flight before until last night?

what if driving around all day in the back seat of a warm car seems to have the same effect?

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what i don't know sea tac?

what if Seattle-Tacoma Airport?

What if snowstorm?

What if snowstorm and still warm outside?

What if thats weird...?

What if I am sad about the Patriots?

What if I at least wish that I could cheer for the Saints?

What if I just paid my bills for the rest of the month?

What if woo hoo!?

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Originally posted by KSena:
What if snowstorm?

What if snowstorm and still warm outside?

What if thats weird...?

What if yup?

What if same here?

What if I found something today that has made me smile?

What if Animal Trestees of Austin have a clinic right up the road from my house?

What if they actually charge REASONABLE prices for their animal vacinations?

What if every vet in Austin is a rip-off, but even at that I can't seem to justify driving to their old vet in San Marcos?

What if I used to make that 45 mile each way commute every damn day, now it seems like another country?

What if but damn, I do miss San Marcos though?

What if that's all for now except to say, in the wise words of the one and only Johnny Knoxville, "If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."?

What if I love that man?

what if home again home again?

what if i love my own bed?

what if there's no place like home?

what if there is no way i can back the Colts in any form or fashion, not despite Peyton Manning being a native son of NOLA but BECAUSE OF said native son?

what if he's the NFL's MOP?

what if Most Obnoxious Player?

what if i begrudgingly do like his commercials?

what if rex grossman always has a moronic look on his face?

what if it bothers me?

what if i'm enjoying being contrary?

What if Tam is on line now and posting right before I get to?

What if it seems generally the only person that is ever hereon lineposting when I am is zoomwho seems to have the same sleep/work/slack off on the internet schedule as I do?

What if i had one of those IM thingies and could "talk" to said scrollers as we posted?



What if I edit this to add that my words arerunningtogether and I don't knowwhy?

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Originally posted by lila997:
What if Tam is on line now and posting right before I get to?

what if we all go watch AI soon?

what if Trillian will connect you to any number of Scrollers via Yahoo, AIM, MSN and/or ICQ?

what if i'm no fan of the admitedly moronic-faced Grossman either, but he ain't obnoxious?

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what if i'm enjoying being contrary?

what if you ain't the only one?

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Originally posted by conTrary:

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Originally posted by lila997:
What if Tam is on line now and posting right before I get to?

what if we all go watch AI soon?

What if I purposely start watching via Tivo 20 minutes into the show so that I can fast forward through commercials and really bad singers?

What if i have it down to a science?

What if I don't know much about Trillion, don't know any other scrollers' AIM/Yahoo/IM/icq/whatnot screen names and don't remember my AIM password ?

what if i'm glad zoom enjoys me being contrary as much as i do?

what if i often skim tv shows too?

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Originally posted by conTrary:
what if i'm glad zoom enjoys me being contrary as much as i do?

what if that's not what i said?

what if that's not what i meant?

what if but you knew that, didn't ya?

what if i know?

what if i thank you for playing along and making my day?

what if i do what i can for the cause?