What if I found something irresistable at Whole Foods while I was shopping for a bottle of wine as a hostess gift for a little gathering I went to tonight?
What if I think it's truly tacky and probably quite awful?
What if it's not quite Xena, but most of the gathering has an acquaintance with a certain other genre show?
What if only six bucks a bottle?
What if I could not resist?
What if all must have at least a sip this weekend?
09 February 2007, 01:05 PM
zoom
what if i too just purhcased something sippable for one & all?
what if the dinner party for 20 tongiht is well in hand?
what if still miles/hours to go though?
what if i think i have sucessfully extricated myself from all work-related activities this weekend?
what if i fed the roller derby last night?
what if i do so loves those girls?????
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
09 February 2007, 01:18 PM
lila997
What if I am grossly overpacked?
What if a trip to the post office to ship stuff home is inevitable?
What if I will never get everything back in my suitcase like this?
09 February 2007, 03:04 PM
XF3
quote:
Originally posted by lila997:
What if I will never get everything back in my suitcase like this?
What if I forgot about the huge ass Christmas tree box in the spare bedroom?
What if DOH!?
What if I just put it in my room instead?
What if y'all please remember, my house is a work in progress?
What if this is going to be so much damn fun?
What if, so much to do, so little time?
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09 February 2007, 05:57 PM
Smirk Morgan
What if I'm about to hit the road?
What if I had to make sure Abby Tabby was stocked up w/ food and water?
What if now I get to embrace Fort Worth traffic?
10 February 2007, 01:49 AM
zoom
what if 12:45 a.m. and i am at long last home from work?
what if i left at 7 a.m.?
what if i hear tell of Scrollers in these parts, but i ain't laid my eyes on 'em yet?
what if Becky Beaver made me dance like a monkey tonight?
what if dance monkey dance?
what if 'cept it weren't that kinda dancin'?
what if more like"hee-yawh, pull that plow, mule!" dancin'?
what if i'm very tired?
what if and somewhat peevish as well?
what if i really hope the last two nights' insomnia was pre-catering related...?
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
10 February 2007, 11:09 AM
Madogis
what if i've gone slightly nocturnal again?
what if watching "rage" helps nothing?
what if preparing for a garage sale (which won't happed for another 2 months, IF it happens) in my mind is kind of fun?
what if i focus on the few measly dollars that my day will draw in, rather than the dribs and drabs of strangers pawing through my personal items, only to decide that they're not interested cause my stuff is crap?
what if SCREW YOU imaginary garage sale patrons!?
what if that showed 'em?
what if i'm wearing high heels to decide if i'll ever be able to walk in them, and therefore if i should hold onto them, or if i should sell them?
what if i suppose they'd be nice shoes if i wasn't in constant danger of breaking my ankles and/or my neck?
what if i think my calf already hurts and i'm just sitting down...?
what if getting rid of stuff is challenging but fun ?
what if, particularly if there could be monies at the end of it?...mmm...monieees...
what if it sure is nice whatiffing, it's been a while?
what if *goes to stand up from computer, trips on heels, ends up sprawled on the floor*...?
what if.... ow.
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10 February 2007, 01:12 PM
Fahrenheit
What if the goat in Maddie's signature makes her last what ifs more hilarious?
What if it's looking down at you, possibly preparing to chew on something?
What if it's really not that funny all typed out?
What if I set my wheat bag on fire last night?
What if I microwaved it for three minutes like I always do, but it came out smoking and making an alarming crackling, smoldering sound?
What if the microwave's about 13 years old, so its time has come?
What if we're off to buy a new one with the Walmart giftcards my mother keeps giving us?
What if we dislike Walmart, but it's free money, so what ya gonna do?
11 February 2007, 03:46 AM
Madogis
what if, now THAT was funny ?
what if you see, you didn't want the gift vouchers, but the universe knew that you needed them?
what if they might even be able to vouch you a new wheat bag?
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11 February 2007, 10:15 AM
zoom
what if the Austin retail economy was boosted by an influx of Scroller cash yesterday?
what if Tam got a killer tat?
what if we all loaded up on unneccessary plastic objects at Toy Joy?
what if we went to the country & drank and burned things?
what if and laughed?
what if and casted our respective roles in our own life sories?
what if Shawn took us on a late night tour of places where we wouldn't be eating?
what if Round 2 today?
what if this thread was edited not for content but merely for spelling?
what if...i'm just saying...?This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom,
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
12 February 2007, 05:13 PM
Smirk Morgan
What if I've made it back home?
What if I've been home about an hour or so?
What if I discovered a short cut?
What if I don't suppose it's really that much of a short cut, but it was a new way to get back to neck of the woods, so it made the penultimate 15 or 20 minutes of the drive a little more interesting?
What if I was thrilled to meet two more scrollers in person?
What if zoom has new converts to Roller Derby fandom?
What if I think it was the stint on Spank Alley that sealed it?
What if especially the reverse spank?
What Maverick ran outside to bark at me as I left the Basford Arms?
What if I think he was saying, "Hey, where the hell are you going?"
What if or "and don't come back!"?
What if
What if many thanks to Shawn for her chauffering?
What if I hope you've recovered from the special birthday wishes given by the Holy Rollers and the Rhinestone Cowgirls?
12 February 2007, 05:44 PM
zoom
what if that dog ain't right?
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
13 February 2007, 05:53 PM
zoom
what if all the what iffers are on holiday?
what if this thread will be livelier again in a day or two?
what if it's fun having a mess o' Scrollers around in person for an extended period?
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
14 February 2007, 06:03 PM
Shawn
What if you are quite welcome Smirky?
What if two scrollers are headed home to a winter wonderland?
What if and it ain't much warmer here?
What if, but they did get a couple nice days?
What if I was spanked by the girls of TXRD?
What if and just cuz they are small girls, don't mean they can't spank hard?
What it hurt so good?
What if I will miss my house guests?
What if and so do Gabby and Bart?
What if, see y'all in September?
What if and thank you all so much for the cards, gifts, tickets, and fun?
What if I love you all?
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14 February 2007, 06:34 PM
zoom
what if i hope the travelling Scrollers don't encounter to much weather delay in their homeward return?
what if roller derby spankings do indeed rock?
what if spanking photos to follow?
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
14 February 2007, 10:14 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i made it home?
what if lila will be staying at a hotel near the airport since her flight was canceled?
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