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07 March 2007, 05:46 PM
beauTifully tragic
What if?
what if hardy har har..hardly?


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07 March 2007, 06:01 PM
Smirk Morgan
What if awww, puppies?

What if it's hard to believe that something so tiny is going to be so gosh darned big?





07 March 2007, 09:23 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if awww, puppies?

What if it's hard to believe that something so tiny is going to be so gosh darned big?


What if no shit?

What if when she gets good and properly growed up a bit more, I'm sure she'll be as onery as her master?

What if not that that's a bad thing? Big Grin


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08 March 2007, 07:59 AM
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what if i have been spoiled with non-onery Maverick for a while now and must prepare once again for the far more onery tundra mutt personality?

what if...battle of the wills?

what if i can't wait? Big Grin


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 March 2007, 08:11 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if overflowed frozen pepsi in my car's cup holder greeted me this morning?

what if i've learned another joy of winter?


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 March 2007, 08:18 AM
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what if frozen pepsi is easier to clean up than liquid pepsi, so there's that...?

what if look at me all silver lining this early in the a.m.?

what if just call me Pollyzooma?

what if two days til the weekend???


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 March 2007, 08:23 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if it won't be frozen by the time i get to clean it up?

what if no positive thinking?

what if i'm not a morning person?
smash

what if i may have learned not to leave cans of pepsi in my car overnight?

what if maybe not? evil


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 March 2007, 08:51 AM
XF3
What if it makes leaving cans in the freezer seem small and uneventful?

What if I've done that before?

What if my hands are frozen right now?

What if I'm making spaghetti tonight?

What if red sauce forever!?

What if yes, Zoom, from scratch?

What if no prego or ragu for this house!?

What if not scratch scratch?

What if I don't make my noodles?

What if that's too much work for me?

What if I'm reading a cute little mystery?

What if Witch Way to Murder?

What if it's definately a quick read but so far it's worth it?


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08 March 2007, 02:27 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i go for the white sauce?

what if that may be why i have extra padding around the middle?


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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 March 2007, 05:04 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by persona au gratin:

what if just call me Pollyzooma?


What if that's some sort of weird cross between Pollyanna and Montezuma?

What if ok that was full of fail?

What if migraine medicine leaves me groggy and not thinking properly for awhile?

What if will Pollyzooma be wearing that appropriate costume?

What if *snicker*?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
08 March 2007, 05:24 PM
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what if there will be no pinafores?

what if this day kinda beat the Pollyzooma out of me anyway?

what if i'm way more Montezuma and way less Pollyanna at this point?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 March 2007, 10:09 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if zooma's revenge? evil


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 March 2007, 10:21 PM
zoom
what if don't eat the green ravioli?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

09 March 2007, 05:13 PM
Shawn
What if I just now figured out how to change the little posy icon?

What if, maybe I've done it in the past, but had forgotten?

What if that is probably the more likely scenario?

What if yay puppy breath!?!?!

What if it will be fun to see Gabby and Bart around a puppy again?

What if I just bought a new (used) gas grill?

What if one year old $400 grill for $75?

What if the only thing I ever seem to buy that is truly new are cars?

What if I am not to proud to buy things other people are done with?



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10 March 2007, 03:50 PM
zoom
what if i throw down the usual name wager on the Big 12 Championship game with Smirk Morgan?

what if Texas v. OSU, 3:20 CST?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

11 March 2007, 01:30 AM
Smirk Morgan
What if, alas, I missed this post?

What if I'd have done it?

What if and right now I'd have to change my name to Captain Hook 'em?

What if I thought about trash talking the Aggie?

What if then I thought, no, I'd jinx it?

What if I guess I could still make fun of the Aggie?

What if they need a sixth man for basketball?





11 March 2007, 12:41 PM
XF3
What if I am SOOOO over working in retail?

What if I just spent last night in hell?

What if my boss was calling me every five minutes telling me that everything needed to be done and straightened?

What if while we were making record sales?

What if and I was looking at a trashed sales floor?

What if and it was me and my only rep in the store?

What if needless to say my stress level was hitting the vaulted ceilings?

What if on top of everything else I screwed up closing out the registers?

What if I called my boss this morning thinking I could save my self the humiliation of getting fired in person?

What if for some reason she was replaced my a much nicer sweeter boss telling me that I need to relax more and that everything was okay?

What if great I have a boss with multi-personality disorder?

What if I'm just glad I still have a job?


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11 March 2007, 12:48 PM
XF3
What if on the bright side I saw roller derby girls on the game show "The Mob" the other night.

What if one of the girls names was Frieda Fondle?

What if and one of the choices to one of the questions was Montezuma?

What if pretty cool?

What if then they had belly dancers?

What if when they announced them they did what sound just like a Xena yell?

What if they dumber than the roller girls? smash


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11 March 2007, 04:03 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if I guess I could still make fun of the Aggie?

What if they need a sixth man for basketball?


What if ahahaha...shut up bitch?

What if I was out til 4 am last night watching a friend's band and carousing with friends?

What if true Irish punk as he's actually from Ireland?

What if we quaffed a guiness or two together?

What if we met these 3 British blokes who are supposedly in town to improve their golfing?

What if yeah, s'what I said?

What if I need to remember how to do a rotating sig?

What if for the life of me I can't recall?

What if we're supposed to go to Frisco today?

What if meh, I have a headache so we'll see?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
12 March 2007, 03:01 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if nola may have gone and slipped a disc in her back?

what if over the weekend she stopped sitting or raising her tail?

what if the 'rents took her to the vet today?

what if a trial of meds for a few days and we'll see?


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
12 March 2007, 11:17 PM
Fahrenheit
What if I hope she's ok? Smile
13 March 2007, 07:18 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if thanks heitie?

what if she is able to move her tail some today?


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
13 March 2007, 07:45 AM
zoom
wht if i wonder how the vet thinks Nola could've hurt her back?

what if i hope she's doing better?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

13 March 2007, 01:00 PM
Shawn
What if I too hope she is alright and makes a speedy recovery?



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13 March 2007, 01:46 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if no idea how she got hurt?

what if it's a mystery?

what if thanks y'all?


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope