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30 March 2007, 04:55 PM
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What if?
what if heh...yes...we just had a relatively dry neighborhood walk instead?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

31 March 2007, 11:14 PM
Sara
What if Keri and I watched D.E.B.S. tonight?

What if holy shit, Jordana Brewster is freaking HAWT as a lesbian?

What if it's the looks and the grins?

What if hummina hummina hummina?

What if the rest of the movie was fun too?

What if..."this is retarded"?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
01 April 2007, 06:57 PM
beauTifully tragic
quote:
Originally posted by Sara:
What if holy shit, Jordana Brewster is freaking HAWT as a lesbian?


what if word? Big Grin

what if i'm back in my home state?

what if my stuff should arrive manana?

what if unpacking? smash

what if my cough seems to be mostly under control, but i know this can change quickly?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
01 April 2007, 08:11 PM
Sara
What if welcome home? Smile


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
02 April 2007, 03:11 AM
Failte
What if a guy joins a lesbian forum?

lol (waves to Sara)


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 03:40 AM
Sara
What if welcome to the madness?

What if Smile?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
02 April 2007, 07:48 AM
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what if, while the greater percentage of posters here these days are indeed lesbians, this is not exclusively a "lesbian forum"?

what if...just sayin'?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

02 April 2007, 11:47 AM
Shawn
What if you are not the only guy?

What if you are one of many?

What if, well, not many, but a few?

What if us Lesbanese used to be a minority on the scrolls, but now we have taken over?

What if, not really, but it was kinda funny to think of Lesbians 'taking over'?

What if, HELLO SARA!!!!! did you not see the dozens of Jordana pics that Tam and I so kindly had in our sig pics for ages?

What if, she really is pretty F'in Oooof!



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02 April 2007, 11:51 AM
XF3
What if Mwahahahaahahaha?

What if just kidding?


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02 April 2007, 12:19 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by Shawn:

What if, HELLO SARA!!!!! did you not see the dozens of Jordana pics that Tam and I so kindly had in our sig pics for ages?

What if, she really is pretty F'in Oooof!


What if I had but I had no idea what it was from?

What if I'm a little slow?

What if it was failte who steered me to watch D.E.B.S.?

What if heh, Keri's addicted to Jordana now?

What if said Jordana knocked Eliza off her "lust throne"?

What if I dunno WTF a lust throne is, but I want one?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
02 April 2007, 01:06 PM
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what if new puppy pics?

what if


what if we get her April 14th? Big Grin


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

02 April 2007, 01:55 PM
Shawn
What if gotta love pups?

What if very exciting?

What if Sara, you crack me up?

What if lust throne, gotta remember that one?



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02 April 2007, 03:55 PM
Failte
What if the word "Lesbanese" referred to people who lived in "Lesban"?

Or "Lesanan"?

lol


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 05:46 PM
Shawn
What if I stole the term from a favorite comedy team, Kathy and Mo?

What if it's sketch comedy and one of those things you have to see for yourself?

What if Hair Mormons?



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02 April 2007, 06:26 PM
Failte
What if the concept of "Hair Mormons" was both frightening and hilarious at the same time?

What if they were to come across a troupe of Hair Scientologists...


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 08:07 PM
Madogis
what if i was meant to come here?

what if, even though i haven't been in ages?

what if there's something cathartic about the what if that i needed to tap into?

what if i thought i was being drawn here for some higher purpose, some wisdom that i needed to know right at this very second?

what if, then i saw the puppies?

what if i'm reminded that there is still some good in the world yet?


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03 April 2007, 04:06 AM
Amethyst
What if, i am definately in the wrong place if this is a lesbian forum :P

What if you changed it and forgot to tell me?

What if i kept coming back anyways?


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03 April 2007, 07:48 AM
zoom
what if puppies are sorcery?

what if that's what a wise desert woman once said to me?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

03 April 2007, 10:20 AM
Shawn
What if I just notices I made a typo?

What if it's actually HAIRY MORMONS?

What if I find it troubling that our GIs can't get relatively normal television?

What if satelite TV?

What if I told them about the new contraption/program for your PC/Laptop that allows you to remotely access a digital cable box, say... at your folks house?

What if a friend who is living in Tibet uses one and it works great?

What if I try and find out what it is called?



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03 April 2007, 01:00 PM
zoom
what if it's called Slingbox?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

03 April 2007, 04:43 PM
Failte
What if I appreciate that, but-
What if I'm not a G.I.
What if I were a civilian contractor, and
What if I'm in the middle of nowhere, where even satellites don't cover, because there's not enough customers for 10,000 miles around to make it worthwhile?
What if I just don't watch tv in the first place?

What if there really WAS a cult of Hairy Mormons.
What if they merged with the Hairy Krishnas..


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
03 April 2007, 06:17 PM
Smirk Morgan
What if call out Gouranga?

What if that was on a t-shirt on a teddy bear that a Scottish Hare Krishna once tried to sell me?

What if he didn't look a damned thing like the ones in Airplane!?

What if my idea of Hare Krishnas was 20 years out of date?

What if shaved heads maybe don't work so great in Edinburgh?

What if on a differnt note: PUPPIES!?





03 April 2007, 09:58 PM
Amethyst
What if i feel like i don't belong anymore?

What if i feel like no one reads what i write?

What if, i feel almost, shunned because i'm not a lesbian?


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03 April 2007, 10:00 PM
Smirk Morgan
quote:
What if i feel like i don't belong anymore?

What if i feel like no one reads what i write?

What if, i feel almost, shunned because i'm not a lesbian?


What if it's just you?





03 April 2007, 10:03 PM
Amethyst
What if it is just me?

What if, what you mean is the fact that non lesbians are welcome, just not me Frown


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