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08 April 2007, 02:56 AM
Gabber
What if?
What if I don't know if that would help with the drool? Big Grin
08 April 2007, 03:01 AM
Sara
What if she damn near passed out when she found that pic?

What is no seriously, she was red in the face and grinning like an idiot and squeeing?

What if Big Grin?


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
08 April 2007, 06:21 AM
Failte
What if she were to find the nude ones?

What if I was kidding?

What if there's too many "Failte"'s in the post list...


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
08 April 2007, 07:37 AM
XF3
What if my grandfather passed away thursday?

What if I'm off to Texas on Monday?

What if the funeral is on Tuesday?

What if I cried a lot the day I found out?

What if I think I'm numb and unbelieving at this point?

What if he was such a good Gramps?

What if he was the only grandfather I really had?

What if he served in the korean war?

What if he was a coon ass?

What if I loved hearing that louisiana drawl come out every once in a while?

What if he called me sugar?

What if he called us grandkids things like hootenanny and knuckleheads along with a bunch of other made up words that make me smile?

What if it was cancer that took him?

What if it was quick?

What if thank god he didn't have to suffer?

What if I miss him?


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08 April 2007, 08:28 AM
Fahrenheit
What if I'm so sorry about XF3's grandfather?

What if I want to know what a coon ass is?
08 April 2007, 09:49 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if i've always thought that was a cute pic of jordana and eliza?

what if i'm sorry to hear about xf3's grandpa too?

what if http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonass cher?


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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 April 2007, 11:24 AM
zoom
what if condolensces to XF3?

what if i heard Friday that Jordana Brewster is getting married?

what if i just thought i'd throw that out there...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

08 April 2007, 01:41 PM
Fahrenheit
What if thanks, T?

What if heh, that's interesting and odd?

What if I don't think I belong to an ethnic subgroup of any kind, and if I do I don't think it has a name?

What if Paco's grandfather called himself a Canuck, but from what I understand he meant it more as French-Canandian rather than just Canadian (as Wikipedia says it is)?

What if my mother thinks we're some kind of American Indian but that has no basis in fact?

What if she cites her cheekbones as evidence?

What if in reality we're made of a zillion bits of Western Europe and Scandinavia?

What if tangent? party of one...?
08 April 2007, 04:32 PM
Failte
what if I haven't heard the phrase "coon-ass" in ages.

What if it's what Cajuns call each other.

What if Cajuns LOVE to cook - and will eat almost anything that breathes. Breathed.


<When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother "What will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?"
Here's what she said to me...
"Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
08 April 2007, 04:45 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if most things are edible (if not exactly tasty)?

what if you're welcome heitie?


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the same love she gives
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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
08 April 2007, 06:15 PM
XF3
What if thanks y'all?


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08 April 2007, 07:04 PM
Sara
What if good thoughts and the like to you XF?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
09 April 2007, 12:03 PM
Brucy Braless
What if I also am saddened by your loss,Xenafairy3..??

What if I send my condolences ..wahtever they are..???

What if I have nothing else to what if about...??




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
10 April 2007, 01:26 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if i'd forgotten how much it can rain?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
10 April 2007, 05:28 PM
zoom
what if mmmm mmmm mildew?

what if smells like home...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

10 April 2007, 06:15 PM
Shawn
What if I'm VERY sorry to hear about your Grandpa xf3?

What if ?

What if he's a pretty cool dude who worked under Jerry Bruckheimer and then started producting his own slasher films?

What if LMAO at Heitie's post?

What if Tam knows I be slow from time to time?



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10 April 2007, 07:02 PM
Gabber
What if he is not worthy for Jordana's hotness?!

What if *cough* don't mind me? Big Grin

What if I'm very sorry to hear about your grandpa, XF3?

What if today is Sara and my anniversary?

What if but we're celebrating it on Saturday, but still it's been a really good day?

What if 7 years now people...with all of you...give or take...lol? Wink
10 April 2007, 08:31 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if wet dog?

what if i won out and nola got a bath?

what if i can never figure out why she smells awful afterward?

what if perseverance and patience?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
10 April 2007, 09:07 PM
lila997
What if I send thoughts and condolences out to XF3and family?

What if I have been around and reading but so busy that i can barely log in and post?

What if i hope that changes later this weekend?

What if Monday is a holiday here?

What if yep...just here?

What if i love Boston?

What if Tam's post gave me an idea for the weekend?

What if I planned to to do spring cleaning?

What if I spring clean the dogs?

What if wet dog smell is the price I will have to pay for it?

What if wet dog smell, though not pleasant, is better than Sanjaya?
11 April 2007, 01:02 PM
XF3
What if the funeral was nicely done?

What if I cried a lot more than I thought I would?

What if it was really hard watching the marines hold the flag over the coffin?

What if they had so much food afterwards?

What if I didn't really feel like eating any of it?

What if yet somehow I managed to eat something?

What if I've never been one to turn away food?

What if especially good southern food made by church ladies?

What if yum?

What if I thought it was funny that in the middle of all the food somebody put a tub of kfc cole slaw?

What if I could have died from all the starches they had there?

What if 4 kinds of potato salad?

What if three kinds of mac and cheese?

What if 2 kinds of noodle salad?

What if did I try a little of everything?

What if I tried as best I could?

What if on a seperate note the flight was horrible?

What if let's just say that there was a little pressure on my ears?

What if I'm looking into these things called Earplanes?

What if they are supposed to eliminate the pressure?

What if I still have pressure in my left ear?

What if yes I tried gum and blowing my ears out whilst holding my nose and swallowing and yawning?

What if nothing seemed to help?

What if I'm just waiting for it to heal?

What if I sould get my day started?

What if I go back home tomorrow?


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11 April 2007, 04:58 PM
zoom
what if i was raised on churchlady potluck dinners?

what if...mmmmmmmmmmmm?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

11 April 2007, 05:14 PM
Gabber
What if Earplanes are the things that save me from that now?

What if I highly recommend them?

What if the last time I flew a plane (before I found Earplanes), I had the same type of reaction?

What if very painful pressure in my ears and they didn't finally pop until a day later (which hurt like hell btw)?

What if ever since, Earplanes keep me from having issues?

What if well...that and a flying regimen I use?

What if I use Earplanes, I chew gum, AND I take a nasal decongestant an hour before take off?

What if works like a charm?
12 April 2007, 03:37 AM
XF3
What if I will be doing all three?

What if can you believe my boss wanted me to come in on the day that I fly back?

What if I couldn't believe when she actually asked me when I get back tomorrow?

What if I told her at night she gives a depressing "Oh."

What if there's no way I would have come in if I had flown in during the day?

What if and we had just got done talking about the 2 hour layover in Georgia?

What if Roll Eyes?

What if I was going through some old greeting cards that I've kept since I was a kid?

What if there are some birthday cards that my little sisters wrote Xena quotes all over?

What if it made me giggle?

What if I should go to bed since I have to get up in only a little bit?

What if night all?


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12 April 2007, 08:19 AM
zoom
what if sad news ?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

12 April 2007, 08:43 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if i've never read any kurt vonnegut?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope