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12 April 2007, 11:23 AM
Fahrenheit
What if?
quote:
Originally posted by lush life:
what if i was raised on churchlady potluck dinners?

what if...mmmmmmmmmmmm?


What if word?

What if I miss 'em?

What if sometimes I'll accidentally cook just the right mix of things for dinner to make the house smell like potluck?

What if Paco's coffee is a key ingredient?

What if I hope I didn't make that sound gross?
12 April 2007, 12:31 PM
zoom
what if the coffee smell is definitely part of the potluck olfactory pallette?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

12 April 2007, 01:26 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if coffee? smash

what if a feel like a party pooper today?

what if i put a new link in my sig?


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i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
12 April 2007, 01:51 PM
Fahrenheit
What if next time my house smells like a church fellowship hall I'll write down what we cooked/ordered in so I can recreate it on a whim?

What if I'm sure there are onions involved?

What if....why is that lady green?
12 April 2007, 02:01 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if onions i like?

what if that lady is playing a witch in a musical called 'wicked' on broadway?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
12 April 2007, 03:52 PM
Shawn
What if I like Tam's little hotties page?

What if

What if I may Ooof the above, but would I really want to know them....?

What if, yeah, a couple of them?

What if I'd just like to Ooof the rest Wink ?

What if that sounds dirty?

What if dirty yes, but bad... nahhhhhh?

What if on to a different matter?

What if the G had to have a little surgery yesterday?

What if I was super worried about my baby, but she seems much better today?

What if still waiting to hear the results of the final heart test my Mother took over a week ago?

What if I just found out that two of my dearest friends have seperated?

What if I have a little cry for them, cuz God how I know it hurts?



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12 April 2007, 08:29 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if knowing them might ruin the mystique?

what if meeting them might be okay?

what if oofing them might be okay too? evil

what if good luck to G and mama S?

what if break ups suck monkey balls? smash


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
13 April 2007, 08:12 AM
zoom
what if i'm not working today?

what if we're driving to the Panhandle to pick up the puppy?

what if photos to follow tomorrow evening or Sunday?

what if Big Grin ?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

13 April 2007, 09:09 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if cool? Smile


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
13 April 2007, 06:08 PM
Shawn
What if I'm super super busy?

What if the G seems to be feeling MUCH better?

What if I miss you all and promise to post/email more next week?



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13 April 2007, 07:25 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if for heitie as promised?
what if i'm not sure why it came out letterbox squashed?



_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
13 April 2007, 09:21 PM
Sara
What if thunderstorms in Texas are a thing of beauty?

What if and I slept right through one?

What if I have some writing to do?

What if I hope zoom and the pup have a glorious day together?


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
13 April 2007, 11:15 PM
Fahrenheit
What if thanks, T? Smile

What if that's an awesome house, what with the fireplaces and what have you?

What if that totally looks like my stove?

What if I'm not sure how I'd like having my bedroom as a hallway?

What if probably because it's usually not all that tidy?

Smile
13 April 2007, 11:54 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if the fireplaces are just for show at this point?

what if the stove is a tappan and came with the house?

what if i'm not used to gas stoves anymore?

what if my bedroom hallway is not my favorite aspect of the house? Wink

what if tidy is not my middle name?

what if the washer leak is now fixed so i was able to tackle the mound of dirty clothes?

what if tomorrow should bring austin's rain here?


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
14 April 2007, 01:49 AM
Brucy Braless
What if I Guarantee I make ALL other scrollers look like neat freaks even on their worstest day...???

What if ..on 2nd thought maybe not that day...but most others..???



What if this house makes all the other scrollers NOT now living in a cardboard box accomadations seen Palatial...

What if theres a dead groundhog under the crawlspace rotting away cause its too big & too gross to remove....??

What if the smell seems to be bad enuff its driven out the skunk (YaY!)& all other homsteading wild life at least temporarily..!!??!

What if the smell is in the basement but not in the living quarters..??

What if writing this has made me laff till I cried..???

What if its all true but it sounds way Nastier than it really is..???
15 April 2007, 12:21 AM
Gabber
What if don't mind me, I'm making sure my new sig changer actually works?

What if...apparently not?

What if dammit? :-p

...What if an end slash helps?

What if I'm an idiot? lol Wink
15 April 2007, 11:14 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if we got a flat of LA strawberries?

what if i got a little red neck today at the french quarter festival?

what if there are some good things about being home?

what if i watched the new show 'drive' tonight and it wasn't bad?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
16 April 2007, 12:20 PM
Argeaux
quote:
Originally posted by Failte:

What if someone started another topic where everything didn't have to start with "What if"...
What if I slap Failte a new arsehole?

What if I was sad to hear about XF3's Gramps? Frown

What if I've been building this in secret for Sara and Gabber? *unveils limited edition 7 year anniversary hot tub* evil

What if Tam's house looks awesome, and is the type of place I think of when I think of a typical American house, and NOT those huge three storey mansions they always show in films?

What if I've decided to permanently break up with my parents after 40 years?


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16 April 2007, 02:42 PM
Shawn
What if I love shotguns, even though yes, sometimes your bedroom is a hallway?

What if I wonder if Tam is going to the NO Jazz Festival?

What if so many of my favorite performers in one spot?

What if Van Morrison, Allman Brothers, Percy Sledge, Lucinda Williams, Donald Harrison, Dr John, Richie Havens, Steely Dan, Jill Scott, George Benson, HC Jr, Joss Stone.....

What if I had the money I'd try to go?

What if $600 vet bills and an ailing fridge keep me from it?

What if time to sell?

What if only one motorcycle left, but The G is way more important?



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16 April 2007, 02:48 PM
Gabber
What if ooooooh, shiny hot tub?

What if I'm an idiot though?

What if I thought it was 7 years when it's really 6?

What if the whole meeting in 2000 screwed me up and I didn't think "oh but we didn't get together till 2001"?

What if don't mind the amazingly idiotic noob *cough*?
16 April 2007, 03:27 PM
beauTifully tragic
what if nola loves her shotgun drag strip? Wink

what if no brakes?

what if i'd go to jazz fest with company but probably won't without?


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the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
16 April 2007, 11:44 PM
Brucy Braless
What if I change the subject..??

What if the huge Nor-Easter storm pretty much left Buffalo Alone..?? Smile

WHat if we had a trace of snow when I got up Saturday Morn..but none since??

What if I think that was from the previous batch of Cold wintry air not this one ..??

What if the weather-peeps emphasized 100% chance of snow Sunday thru Tuesday..I think??

What if Its not happenin..??

What if Global Warming has things so Arffed-Up its getting difficult to predict the weather anymore..???

What if old age is makin it difficult to remember anymore..??? joxer
17 April 2007, 09:37 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if buffalo is still too cold for any sane person? evil


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope
17 April 2007, 09:56 AM
Argeaux
What if I wanna know if T has ever considered adding Navi Rawat to her stable of ladies?


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17 April 2007, 10:17 AM
beauTifully tragic
what if i'm not familiar with that particular lady?

what if i did think about adding aishwarya rai at one time?


_____________________________
the same love she gives
she requires




i don't believe in miracles..i never read my horoscope
i don't like strangers touching me..i'm basically a misanthrope