What if Joyce Dewitt?

What if y'all's "hot celebs" are equally obscure to me?

What if put that in your pipe and smoke it?

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Originally posted by Shawn of the Dead:

What if 1/4 american indian, cool?

What if my Daughter 'Darth Valerie'is 1/4 Native American,too ...tho you could never tell by lookin at her Neither..???

What if it comes from her CHerokee Grandma on her momma side...??

What if my family is nearly pure Polish....

What if thats as common as crabgrass 'round theese parts...??

What if I just leave that mis-spellin in there Alone ...Cause I like the way it looks..???

what if usually i like my 'hot' celebs to be within 10 years of my age?

What if more Cheno for me?

What if ?

What if the Cheno's birthday is this month?

What if still lookin' hot?

What if I just ordered the final Harry Potter book on Amazon?

What if I'm terrified to read it?

What if it's amazing how these fictional characters can feel like close friends of mine?

What if...*stay AWAY from the spoiler thread Kate!*

What if I had to step back from the rewrites of the musical I'm working on cuz it was driving me nuts?

What if but now I feel ready to continue?

What if I think it'd be rather cool if the musical got famous and Cheno starred in it?

What if hmmmm, stranger things have happened?

What if I am a natural born dreamer?

What if, that's a Pisces for ya?

What if I dunno who else believes in astrology but I've found some truth in it?

What if I just take what I relate to and leave a lot?

What if cuz they say Pisces are shy and cry a lot and that is DEFINITELY not me?

What if but the dreamer thing, oh yeah?

What if I used to be a fantasy junkie, carrying a wretched torch for the lovely Ann Wilson of Heart, speaking of celebrity luvs?

What if I may have told y'all this story a million times but it bears repeating?

What if I must've broken up with three women I was dating merely because they were just um, not Ann Wilson?

What if I was in sad shape?

What if but mmm she was hot?

What if she actually would be sweet in my musical as well?

What if then again so would Lucy Lawless?

What if I've always had a thing for brunettes?

What if the oddestthing happened today..???
What if I was walking outside & out of the corner of my eye I saw a bird or something REALLY far up the sky & looked back really quickly to see a round shiny thing disappear into a cloud &never come out...

What if ther was an airplane maybe a palms width to the left of it flying in the same direction ,to the left.


What if it almost seems this much smaller but equally bright object was Following the plane...

What if I admit the total time was seconds from first glance till disappearance but it was DEFINITINELY there...

What if I have no idea what was goin on but it was truly unique...

WHat if i was gonna say more 'bout somethin else but I forget what it was..???

What if oh dear God, I'm finally home from Harry Potter night?

What if I don't remember the last book being that crazy inside Borders?

What if this time was horrendous - I swear there were thousands of people in the store, I'm surprised we weren't a fire hazard or something?

What if everywhere I went, people people people?

What if they were like SWARMS OF BEES when I was assigned to hand out glow sticks?

What if dear God, they gave my social anxiety a workout like its never seen in years, pieces of crap?

What if although a slice of pizza at 1am is surprisingly very, very good when you've been dealing with the people from hell for hours?

What if I'm so thankful it's all over now?

What if time to crash, and no...I'm not reading it yet, I so don't have the energy to do so?

What if I'm surprised I'm even posting?

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Originally posted by Failte:
What if Joyce Dewitt?

What if she had some seriousy sexy legs?

What if when I see Shawn's sig I think of what my friend C told me once?

What if "we're all whores for the right pimp"?

What if I laughed then, I laugh now at how true it is?

What if amen sister?

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What if amen sister?

What if I totally read that as "amen sinister"?

What if that's only one of my numerous aliases?

What if ?

What if...my eyes!?

What if Julie (my best friend) sent me a link to an LJ with uh...John and Puff the Magic Dragon?

What if Puff was a tattooed penis-dragon?

What if and there's more, there's a demonic troll fingering his butt?

What if *whimper* why does she like to traumatize me so?

What if omg, the images are not leaving my brain...and it's NOT a good thing !@(#*(!@*?

What if 2 fortune cookies came with my Chinese takeout..?

What if...."You will spend old age in comfort & wealth"...???

What if...."You are vigiorous in words & action"..???

What if maybe I got the wrong order..??

What if Brucy simply adds "in bed" to the fortunes?

What if Gabber is lucky there weren't any Teletubbies involved.

what if Where Is Your God NOW?

What if that sounds great but it wouldnt make em any more true..?

What if after a loco news report about the fallen bridge...
they said 37% of NY state bridges are Obsolete or Structurally...{forgot the Word} Iffy..??

WHat if they THEN said but Be Happy, Dont Worry....when youre out driving.


WHat if it is Really startin to ANNOY me the way All TV news milks Every tragedy since 9-11 for all they can get.

What if Failte, if there were Teletubbies fingering his butt, I'm fairly certain I would be blind for all time?

What if I'm fairly impressed that none of you guys have asked for the link?

What if I was sure that was to follow?

What if maybe you're all too sane to want to see a magic dragon?

What if Gabber should probably not Google for "My Little Pony Hentai". lol

what if i think the phrase Brucy is thinking of it "structurally deficient"?

what if i can seriously relate to structural deficiency atm...?

What if lol, lucky for me I actually know what hentai is?

What if so my curiosity will not be enticed?

What if otherwise I might have been duped?

What if I'm procrastinating?

What if, what else is new?

What if but at least I'm back posting after hibernating to read Harry Potter?

What if GREAT BOOK!

What if...now I have "Wicked" to look forward to this Thursday!

What if I lied before when I said it was in NY...it's over here?

What if I hope it's a fabulous night and all goes well with parking, logistics and all that happy crappy so we can just enjoy a great musical?

What if...and then maybe I can start learning the songs?

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Originally posted by Eddie Haskell:
what if i think the phrase Brucy is thinking of it "structurally deficient"?

what if i can seriously relate to structural deficiency atm...?

What if YES thats the word..but it sounded too drastic when I was typing it ...but over& over again thats what they said...

What iffin I havent been around for Daze because my computer broke..& the back up computer did too..??

What if no one Even Noticed my shorty but Agonizing absence from the WWW..???

What if Im all the way up too Firefox 2 now & it has a spell checker so words Ive mangled are underlined in red..???

What if this may allow for a new level of coherence in my posts..?

What if I saw Wicked last night and enjoyed it a lot?

What if although the singing was kinda "meh" the acting, the music and the special effects were awesome?

What if I'd see it again but maybe in New York next time?

What if my favorite songs are "Defying Gravity" and "No Good Deed?"

What if, oh, hell, every song Elphaba sings is great?