What if since owning a beagle I have become more partial all things Snoopy?

What if I let Shawn know that my hounds are well?

What if they were asking about her the other day?

What if I distinctly heard the lab ask when the subtexan who gives them milkbone treats when mom's not looking was coming back to visit?


What if I think that Shawn should build a treehouse?

What if zoom should help?

What if somewhere I have photographic evidence that at least one of them is adept at tree climbing?

What if Shawn takes up residence in said oak treehouse a la Darryl Hannah and refuses to allow the city to touch it?

What if the protest needs to be held on some day other than a Tuesday or Wednesday so that no one misses Rockstar Supanova?

What it the treehouse has cable?

What if it has internet so that she can scroll?

what if i find it rather amazing that i have not yet climbed Shawn's trees?

what if they are magnificent, and probably much less painful than the tree lila997 witnessed one of us somewhat adeptly climbing?

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Originally posted by Heitie:

What if I'M certainly not stalking Salem?

*cleans binoulars and takes twig from hair*

What if that made me giggle?

What if I've missed you too, Ame?

What if I tried to call you the other night but you weren't answering any of your phones?

What if we need to organise another movie and sandwich day?

What if I keep forgetting to call Besotted and find out how she's doing?

What if I must do that, too?

What if I have no idea what lila is talking about?

What if those Milk Bones have a mind of their own?

What if I'm sure Casey and Chance will back me up on this?

What if Darryl had to climb the tree?

What if it was like this urge... just pokin' atcha pokin' atcha?

What if I want to go and see the The Wild?

What if I even want to see it in the theatre, but not sre about all the ankle biters?

What if, but it is a kids movie so I can't expect them to not be there?

What if I think Bart dislocated my sholder playing tug-o-war with his favorite toy?

What if he's damn strong?

What if I have been having awesome dreams lately?

What if I think it has to do with the cool nights?

What if I think I might want to go to the Michigan Womens Festival next summer?

What if that was random?

what if that all took me a minute to figure out?

what if i'm slow?

what if i'm sure it's the drugs?

what if my friend can post some random "what if...'s"?

what if i had to ponder a bit on the plural form of "what if..."?

what if i just typed "pander" instead of "ponder" in that last "what if..."?

what if generally i'd rather than ponder than pander?

what if it would depend, i imagine, on what i'm pondering and what i'm pandering to whom?

what if now i'm really pondering...?

what if i'm being left on my own for the weekend?

what if i don't know what to do?

what if i have plenty of work to do, but i don't know if i want to do it?

what if i can see this ending with me becoming molded to the lounge while i laugh myself to death on the comedy channel (they have warnings for that sort of thing)?

what if may even switch over to arena to catch SNL?

what if i've watched maybe 5 episodes in my entire life, and even then, i can't guarentee that they were all the way through?

what if the ads for this weekend have sparked my interest?

what if i forget the guy's name, but apparently he's an actor who tends to play evil, creepy characters, and as such the SNL cast are afraid of him?

what if i particularly like the scene where the gang are talking by the coffee machine about how creepy he is, and one guy gets his coffee and says "you're being paranoid" and then the creepy guy comes up behind him and says "paranoid about what?" right in his ear, and he gets so shocked that he throws scalding coffee all over himself and screams ^_^?

what if it probably won't get any better than that though, so maybe i won't bother?

what if i appreciated the extended version which included him "taking an interest" in one of the girls... "where do you live...? is there a doorman or can anyone just walk right in...? is there a service entrance...?" ?

what if i love Maddie's sig pic/quote?

what if i bet Anastasia Beaverhausen does, too?

what if thanks zoom ?

what if it turns out that i haven't been left on my own at all?

what if now i won't be watching SNL so much as NRL?

what if my parents didn't want to go away for the weekend because it was raining?

what if jeez, just because they were going to tow a new caravan from here to newcastle on a slick highway in a torrential down-pour and then pull up to a patch of mud and sleep in the caravan overnight in the freezing cold...?

what if they're a couple of piklets?

What if a friend of mine and I are thinking of ditching work Friday and going to the Raconteurs concert?

What if the problem is we're both on the same team at work?

What if I'm kicking the idea around of trying to cadge some Saturday night ACLFest tix and catching them on our actual night off?

What if I've got 44 hours of sick leave and haven't had one mental health day?

What if, okay, one mental health evening?

What if I won't get paid for sick leave when the lay off comes?

What if I really like the idea of Friday?

What if, on the other hand, a quickie road trip to the Weird Center could be fun?

What if ACLfest Saturday has been sold out for months?

What if I wonder how bad the scalpers are?

What if i thought i;d show you a pic of our new car?



What if zoom zoom

what if copy cat?

what if i wanna know what the mps stands for?

What if Minnows Per Swallow?

what if interesting guess?

What if mick says it stands for my pe*is size?

What if i deleted a letter as to not offend anyone

what if that explains why i got the base model (sans pe*is)?

What if hehehe?

What if you guys crack me up?

What if Autofest is over?!?!

What if 12hrs friday?

What if 10hrs yesterday?

What if it wasn't as busy as last year though?

What if but still got to put up with the same crap of everybody freaking out?

What if time for breakfast?

what if i wonder if ame has blue heelers on dvd?

what if i'm watching something on 9 about lisa mccune being in the top 20 autralian tv personalities ever, or as is my understanding?

what if it makes me want to see more?

what if i wonder if ame wouls lend me her dvds sometime, if she has any?

what if, if not, that's fine, i understand?

what if just a thought?

what if "my" zoom-zoom cars are popular among Scrollrs?

what if mine is winning blue?

what if i got a zoom zoom sticker with it?

what if i haven't decided whether to put it on my car?

What if I know what MPS stands for but I don't want to say because it would ruin all the humorous guesses?

What if like Men Pee Standing, etc?

What if maybe that's what it really means and the other thing I learned is just a ruse...?

what if i found out the answer, but i don't want to ruin heitie's enjoyment of all the humorous guesses?

what if i think they call them the mazda speed 3 here?

What if I don't have blue heelers on dvd?

What if i intend on getting it on dvd one day though?

What if i'm waiting to see em on special ?

What if, once i do get em, i will lend them to you

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Originally posted by Bambi And Thumper:
What if mick says it stands for my pe*is size?

What if i deleted a letter as to not offend anyone

What if Im Offended by the missing letter in pe*is?

What if it really doesnt matter 'cause Ame will just ignore me anyways..??

What if I was proven RIGHT about something Ive been telling people about since a few weeks after 9-11?

What if it was on CANADIAN TV..??

What if I really like havin a impartial & HONEST source of news available to me that most americans dont have??

What if just about all 'news' on TV is filtered thru a distinct right-wing Bias.?

What if too many dont care if theyre being told the truth..??