What if i am over every week

What if i want to be unemployed and getting $1000 a week, is that too much to ask for?

What if the race is on to see who can be the last poster on page 100, and therefor get to start the new thread in 13 pages

It's only taken us 6 years to get this far, maybe we can do the next 6 in 6 weeks?

No cheating though, when it gets to the last 2 pages you're not allowed to post more than 2 times in a row :P we will have rules!!! lol

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Originally posted by Amethyst:


What if i want to be unemployed and getting $1000 a week, is that too much to ask for?

what if i'm unemployed and getting $0 a week?

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Originally posted by Amethyst:

No cheating though, when it gets to the last 2 pages you're not allowed to post more than 2 times in a row :P we will have rules!!! lol

what if rules? who said anything aboot rules?

what if now i gotta wait on the next poster to what if again?

What if the rule doesn;t start until we hit page 98

What if it's because everyone, all 5 million scrollers will all want to start the new what if thread

What if i wonder why xc doesn't get any $ unemployment? do you not have a system over there for unemployed ppl?

What if I bug Donna and Robyn to pop in to say hi

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Originally posted by Amethyst:
What if the rule doesn;t start until we hit page 98

what if sounds good?

what if on to next what if?

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Originally posted by Amethyst:


What if i wonder why xc doesn't get any $ unemployment? do you not have a system over there for unemployed ppl?

what if i have to wait for unemployment til severance package is supposed to run out by gov't standards?

what if that won't be til sometime September!?!?

what if Obombya gets off his lazy arse & create jobs like he shoulda done 4 yrs ago?

what if politicians all the same?

what if unless xc runs for Pres!?

what lotta First Ladies in the White House then!?

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Originally posted by Amethyst:
What if I bug Donna and Robyn to pop in to say hi

What if yay hope they come back?

what if Fallc no reply yet?

what if looks like i scare her away too?

WHAT IF THERE WILL BE A PAGE 101!!

WHAT IF I'VE HAD IT UP TA HERE WITH YA RUWELS!!

What if sorry, sorry..

What if I wish it was weekend all the time for me?

What if, even with no money?

What if I would just like to sleep?

What if I don't like getting up before the sun..

What if, one more day to go..?

What if I'll never make it this time??

What if it was one of the nurses final day today before moving on to a different hospital?

What if there was a table of food?

What if I scurried away with a plate full of cakes?

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Originally posted by Salem:
WHAT IF THERE WILL BE A PAGE 101!!

WHAT IF I'VE HAD IT UP TA HERE WITH YA RUWELS!!

what if ya sounded like BrucE Braless there?

what if i still ain't heard from BrucE?

what if he's got a new email?

what if i scared off BrucE too?

what if ice/sleet/freezin rain/snow comin tonite?

what if i hate winter?

what if i wish it were always August?

What if i wonder what actual job salem does?

What if i wonder what hospital he is at?

What if I probably shouldn't name my hospital?

What if, I've probably already said too much about the place that I'll get myself in trouble once you inevitably run and dob me in??

What if, if I want to sound 'fancy' I say I'm part of the 'patient support services'?

What if, but really, I'm just the neurological escort?

what if neurological escort?

what if does that mean yer the guy who puts ppl in straitjackets?

what if straitjackets are the only jackets i ever wear?

what if icey conditions here?

what if i hate bein stuck inside?

what if hope the ice melts soon?

what if no one what if'd after me?

what if no Ame?

what if no Salem?

what if no lila?

what if okay they have jobs but still...?

what if i have i have spring fever?

what if i have summer fever?

what if i hate being cooped in?

what if time for road trip?

what if i'm all revved up & no place to go?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:

what if does that mean yer the guy who puts ppl in straitjackets?

What if they're really more like strait-vests?

What if they only get used when the lap restraints are ineffective?

What if like the man the other day who slid out from under his and came out into the hallway with the restraint around his neck..?

What if it was raining so hard yesterday?

What if I'm glad I was at home reading for the majority of the day?

What if, watching the rain and wind going crazy outside?

What if it's not raining today though?

What if it's kind of warm?

What if now I am going to make lunch, even though it's only 11am..?

What if brunch?

what if i don't like rain & wind & snow & ice?

what if there's a chance of snow from Tuesday onwards this week?

what if enuff with the snow already!?

what if we need some new threads round here?

what if they should be continuous kind of threads?

what if i'm too lazy to post anything new now?

what if didn't get much sleep last nite?

what if tossin n turnin in sleep?

what if hope don't fall asleep on keyboard?

What if had totally forgotten about Ame's scroller pic page?

What if I'm not posting an updated pic here for fear that it will be GIGANTIC?

What if none of the pics, including Salem's head look gigantic on my tablet though?

What if for some reason i always forget to post on weekends?

What if, i don't know why, cause i am online?

What if I want to see Lila's gigantic head?

What if I am happy to see Gabber back

What if she stay, so our happy family changes to 5 members!

what if why do forum members have big heads?

what if i have no big head?

what if i have a big thumb?

what if good fer hitchhikin?

what if but who stoopid enuff to pick up a hitchhikin xc?

What if Lila seems to have gone for good

What if I blame xc?

What if in actual fact it's Andrews massive big head that we seem to be using now as a scroll guard dog to keep unwanted people away

What if Lila isn't unwanted

What if i am now picturing a cartoon like dog barking at the mailman putting letters in the letter box, with sandy's massive head photo shopped onto it, in a rather comical way

What if I'm here?

What if I've been here all day?


What if I'm invisible?


What if Ame is just lookin' for lila in all the wrong places?