What if this is my first chat in over a year and Salem's silent?

What if Salem, I was just joking about the exploding and spurting?

What if, Joey how are you going to show Ame and I at the same time?

What if *gasp!*?

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What if, it must be almost time for a new page to come up?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, uh...Ame, what page are you on?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if o.O i didn't realise a new page had started?

What if i think Joey really like cherries, alot?

What if Heitie likes all things HOT

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if eep!?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if I'm still playing the Ocarina of Time?

What if I come back in and speak again?

What if i'm already in, so I just speak again?

What if Salem keeps disappearing?

What if I fear that Jess has knocked Ame unconcious because suddenly, in the chat, Ame started typing things like "AAmethyst27: hg,k.nkjmhvjhmjghkjgcvmh"?

What if I tried to get salem to go to her rescue, but he wont?

What if Jess donates all of Ame's neopoints to the money tree?

what if Jess donates all of Ame's neopoints to ME?

What if, good girl, Jess, keep hitting Mommy on the head until there is no more money in her neopets account?

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What if there hasn't been any new what ifs in over 2 hrs?

What if thats cause 12 of us are in a huge perverted naked scroll chat?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if there's no point What Iffing without you around?

What if I don't stop playing Zelda until I finish it and then immediatly move on to the Wind Waker and finish that off?

What if that would mean I'll be here for a long time?

What if I what if about every little detail as I play?

What if Ame thinks i'm trying to make her cry?

What if I succeeded?

What if I keep hearing that "Heaven is a place on Earth" song wherever I go?

What if i am playing canasta

What if mick is trying to annoy the crap outta me?

What if salem tried to make me cry, and succeeded?

What if he is a nasty little she male?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, so I'm a she male now?

What if make up your mind?

What if you stop being nasty to me, and i might think of a nice name for ya?

What if

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if being nasty is my nature?

What if nasty is my middle name?

What if Salem Nasty Cat?

What if I'm never nasty?

What if I'm always sweet and angelic?

What if.. ya, in your dreams bucko?

What if your Salem Nasty McCat

What if your Andy the Fanny

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I was Salem McNasty-Cat?

What if Ame is the real nasty one?

What if it's because she keeps POKEing me?

What if Becker is on?

What if I don't feel like watching, but I will anyway?

What if this smiley is just for you?

What if you enjoy beinf poked but just won;t admit it?

What if i cry chocolate tears?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if no one ever comes and posts in here to break up our posts?

What if this becomes the Ame and Salem thread?

What if it becomes the Salem and Ame thread?

What if it's the Same and Alem thread?

What if Heitie wants in so it's the Halem thread?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if it was the Hemelem thread?

What if heh heh?

What if I'm hungry?

What if everytime you what iffed you got food?

What if i'm think of Dr. Zoidberg?

What if from that episode where they travel back in time to Roswell?

What if we have to include Jubilee too and zoom so it's the
Zoohemelemee thread?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if i go turn the lap top on, so i can lie in bed.. and what if?

What if that sounds kinky?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if we include Lila, Joey and Madogis too?

What if it becomes the Mazoohemelemeejola thread?

What if that's a long name?

What if it wasn't?

What if i have chocolate?

What if its called a picnic, and it is deliciously ugly?

What if that sounds like me?

What if What if What if What if What if ??

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I just had custard?

What if I think it was waaaay past the expiration date?

What if ?

What if I eat something else to rid myself of the taste?