What if I'll just go back to updating this boring mailing list?

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What if, well that's what you're paid for?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, psch, pay smay...er..something?

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What if I like when no one is in the store though so I can burst out in song whenever I want to?

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What if.. well damn it then burst into song as loud as possible?

What if you stopped looking up porn, to try and find JJJ??

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if i use another sig for the next little bit..

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, there ya go..... this name and sig fits nicely

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, heh heh, Ame, nice name and sig?

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What if i like to change my sig pic all the time, cause the old one stays in my old posts, so it looks nifty, and unboring

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I do like how this board keeps the old sigs so you can see what sigs someone used to use?

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What if, so do I...

What if i just like to agree with people

What if no matter what people ask me to do, or say, or think i will agree?

What if ppl, come on, try it?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I hate it when people stay in the store forever and ever and then don't buy anything?

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What if, oh yes, i totally agree

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, hey Ame don't you think Salem's one hot peice of man?

What if Ame why don'y you go over to his house and make him a man?

What if, better yet, Ame why don't you come here and make me a woman?

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What if, ok, screw the mailing list, I just got through 325 names and addresses, I'll leave the rest of teh two thousand or so for tomorrow's lackey?

What if, seriously, it's not my fault people were lazy asses on the weekend?

What if I took a nice chunk outta that and it's nearly time for me to close anyway?

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What if OOOOh I hope this old lady tries to steal something and I can catch her in the act and then tackle her and punch her as she tries to run away from me?

What if YEAH! Kick old lady butt!?

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Originally posted by Annie Banannie:
What if, hey _Ame_ don't you think Salem's one hot peice of man?

What if _Ame_ why don'y you go over to his house and make him a man?

What if, better yet, _Ame_ why don't you come here and make me a woman?

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What if OMG i so totally agree that salem is one hot piece of ass

What if OMG i so want to make him a man?

What if OMG, i even more so wanna make jubs a WO-man

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, while your enthusiasm is much appreciated, it's also somewhat disturbing?

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What if OH MY GOSH!?

What if I almost spoke in What if to a customer?

What if I almost said "What if your total comes to $14.12"?

What if I got as far as "Wha-uh, your total come to $14.12"?

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What if the 2 guests currently present at the scrolls would post?

What if I do not see the point in lurking when we are having THIS much fun?

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What if, oh geez, I'm currently the only member at the scrolls?

What if I feel all lonesome and alone like?

What if ooo, I get to close the store soon?

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What if, no really, please, don't open that door?

What if, come on old man, why'd you have to come in?

What if, hi!?

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What if Jubilee sounds like she's having a fun time at work?

What if I tell Heitie that orbing is what my post icon is doing?

What if it's what white lighters on Charmed do?

What if that stupid place isn't getting in anymore DVD/VCR players until tomorrow?

What if oh well, I can at least spend more playing Zelda then stressing out trying to hook things up?

What if I'm looking at Hi Res pictures from the Prisoner of Azkaban?

What if I don't recognise the name Peter Falk, but I have seen The Princess Bride so I kinda know who he is?

what if i'm on that screwy computer again?

what if i only have half an hour in which to lunch, so i'll be breif?

what if i don't actually have anything to say right now, but i thought i'd make an appearance?

what if i haven't read anything past page 54 so i can't comment on your undubtedly questionable behaviours?

what if i'm, kinda hungry now, so i'd better go eat?

what if i'll be back in here (hopefully fully caught up) in about 3 1/2 hrs?

what if wont that be fun?

what if i had a slight dream about Seb from Home and Away and a psychic reading?

what if, think about it?

what if i miss my pokemon?