What if this would have been a nice picture of Paige if stupid Phoebe hadn't stuck her stupid head in the frame?

What if it woulda been nicer if Paige was smiling?

What if Paige's outfit is almost Gabrielle like?

What if I like?

What if ooh the Xena music video download is complete?

What if it was to Bring Me To Life?

What if I just watched it?

What if it was really cool?

What if I'm happy I downloaded it?

What if sleep time?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I think I saw some changing leaves this afternoon?

What if huzzah?

What if maybe the tree was just diseased, but I don't think so?

What if I overspent at the healthfood store last week so I didn't need much today?

What if I went anyway because there's a cute girl who works there?

What if someday maybe I'll be able to say more than when I see her?

What if I'm always there with my children and their father so I probably have little chance of being approached?

What if I wore a discreet but informative necklace today for that very reason?

What if now everyone just thinks I don't know what it means?

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
--Homer Simpson

what if 10 words are worth a thousand smiles & necklaces?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

what if, okay...maybe 25 words?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

What if no one what iffed last night?

What if I wonder where everyone was?

What if I wasnt online either?

What if I had a bad night at work so I just went to bed?

WHat if I like Zooms 'a greased Scotsman'?

What if lol @ 'Grease me up woman'?

What if its lunch time except for the fact that I just got up?

What if my mom cant find her walkman thingy?

What if she thinks 'someone' stole it?

What if there has been 'no one' in our house since she last had it?

What if its strange how people look to blame other people for their own mistakes?

What if maybe I can find it for her?

what if na I'll just go back to bed?

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Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

what if YAY it's football season!?

what if i have to wait til tongih to see my team play?

what if tick...tick...tick...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

What if 20 of the 25 words would undoubtedly make no sense?

What if I'd be embarrassed and we'd have to go to the other healthfood store for several months until I calmed down?

What if I think I managed a "heh" once?

What if oh, smooth?

What if "tongih" must be Scottish?

What if *ducks*?

What if I seriously typed "*sucks*" instead just now?

What if I'm laughing but also saying "whoa"?

What if I watched Practical Magic today and realized part way through that I'd heard the book on tape?

What if that was kinda cool?

What if it's finally raining here?

What if ahhhh, I'm freaking out about tomorrow?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if I'm hungry?

What if I'm angry?

What if I was writing an email?

What if I lost the majority of it?

What if stupid hotmail?

What if I'm up to the last part in the Wind Waker?

What if it's cool?

What if I want lunch?

What if I hope everything goes well for Emessis?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if heitie should beware of leafers?

what if i have a cold and a runny nose and it both sucks and blows?

what if i think i have to go to the bathroom?

what if...yep, definitely have to go to the bathroom?

what if if only to blow my nose?

what if ew?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i continue to long for editing capability?

what if "gesundheit, Tam"?

what if TITANS WIN TITANS WIN TITANS WIN?

what if it required considerable restraint to save that til my thrid what if?

what if okay okay it was a big game and opening game and i'll calm down shortly.

what if hehe we beat the Rai-ders, we beat the Rai-ders?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

What is seeing 'zoom all...bouncy is kinda amusing?

What if that's a good thing though?

What if Bluebells' Banana Split ice cream is the best?

What if chocolate pie is the best?

What if I forget?

What if I forgot?

What if I'm done?

What if I'm not?



I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


I'm beginning to notice
How much this feels like a waking limb
Pins and needles
Nice to know you
Good bye

What if hooray to the Titans for winning?

What if my internet wouldn't connect?

What if it said my username and password were invalid?

What if it was a scarey couple of hours?

What if Alex Borstein was in Friends tonight as the lady in the one woman play?

What if heh heh heh?

What if a friend called me to inform me that they had the internet now?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if i don't remember telling zoom i have a cold/allergy thing going on?

what if i'm just too tired to know what's going on?
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is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
~ maroon 5

what if like 3 what if's ago Tam's nose was both sucking & blowing?

what if i fix her a little echinacea tea?

what if i fix her a lot?

what if i've calmed down i bit now, thank you Sara?

what if but just a bit, hehe Go Titans!

what if Mondays are just a little more tolerable during football seaon?

what if especially when my team wins?

what if i'm gonna have house guests in 10 days?

what if woo-hoo! yay! yeehaw!?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

What if Madogis' nose was sucking and blowing a few posts ago?

What if she changed her name to Tam without informing me?

What if this Miracles show is disturbing me?

What if I finished the Wind Waker today?

What if I loved the final battle?

What if it was easy?

What if I don't care though?

What if the battles right before the final battle were kinda tough though?

What if aaah they just did that thing with the eveil face on this show again!!!?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I'm too tired to "What if"?

What if I just did anyway?

What if I THINK I did just "What if", but what if I didn't?

What if I'm going to bed now and leaving you people alone to play in the madness you've all collectively created?

what if oh yeah i guess that was Madogis & not Tam?

what if i'm psychic?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

quote:

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Originally posted by Heitie:
What if so much for being closeted and stealthy?

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What if this made me snort?

What if I just caught up on my 'what if's'?

What if I just saw Zoom's comment about my fountain?

What if BS, it's running water with 5 fish therefore no mosquitos eggs?

What if I am having the Monday from Hell?

What if almost a two hour drive to work this morning?

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Anyone, caught in your mystery
Keep it angry
Keep it wispy
I've fallen down
Drunk on your juices
Turn my head
It's aimed at you

what if i too am having a hellish Monday?

what if broken down walk-in cooler, idiot vender didn't order my semolina delivery (hello--that's just about all pasta is...), insane customer delivery needs on top of usual Monday mayhem?

what if simmer down toad girl--i was mainly just needing an excuse to sing West Nile fe-vah?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your mind,
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,
But after awhile I realized you were disarranging mine.
You better stop, look around
Here it comes...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

What if, hee hee, I'm at school right now and should probably be reading about headings?

What if nothing has happened yet, tho it could have, so I'm still a bundle of nerves?

What if I ate an orange and yelled at ppl at lunch?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

quote:

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Originally posted by Madogis:
what if heitie should beware of leafers?

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What if I don't get that?

What if it's an Australian thing?

What if I watched Futurama this afternoon?

What if they were herding giant Martian bugs?

What if it was heeelarious?

What if then Family Guy was on and I unfortunately had it on with my children in the room?

What if they're not ready for Family Guy?

What if Futurama's a better show altogether?

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
--Homer Simpson

what if both madogis and i appreciate the blessing?

what if now i'm speaking for other people?

_____________________________
is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
~ maroon 5

What if I just now noticed I'm an Ultimate Scroller?

What if I still miss Guru, but yay!?

What if I have a nasty nasty headache?

What if said headache precludes further posting at this time?

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
--Homer Simpson

What if I suddenly notice how high Heitie's house on Scroll Mountain is now?

What if, it's also 3 story with 7 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, an ensuite and an attic?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.