Got this idea from one of the blogs I read.

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. Orange juice
2. Smuckers strawberry preserves
3. Green Goddess salad dressing
4. Jar of Kroger salsa (better than the name brand)
5. A thawing package of boneless ribs

In my closet…
1. A rack of shoes that I never wear
2. My collection of Xena shirts
3. A large pillow from my couch
4. A Heinz Ketchup shirt that I got for a present that I will probably never wear
5. My strawberry shortcake shirt that I treasure

In my purse/wallet…
1. My keys complete with mini Sharpie for work
2. Tide To Go pen because I’m a klutz
3. My little notebook for those instances that I need to write something down
4. My Scrapbook Peddler punch card
5. Chapstick

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. http://www.dailywav.com/
2. http://www.foxtrot.com/
3. http://blog.crowncombo.com/
4. http://www.pogo.com/home/home.do?site=pogop&sls=3&lkey=...6LYaEAoo9CmaMFgAAKDw.
5. http://www.shadowscapes.com/

Things I say all the time…
1. “You disgust me!”
2. “Exactly”
3. “f-ing a”
4. “I don’t want to go to work today.”
5. “For the love of all that is holy!”

That I last read…
1. Taltos~Anne Rice
2. An article on an art teacher that got fired because she took her students to a museum where there was a nude sculpture.
3. Berenstain Bears “Trick or Treat”
4. A card from my Grandmother
5. The users manual for my phone

In my fridge…

1. fresh asparagus
2. Amstel Light
3. Soy Milk
4. a jar of Marconi hot giardiniera from Chicago
5. Caffeine free Diet Pepsi

In my closet…

1. jean jacket
2. Lucky sweatpants (”Lucky” as in the clothing brand, not “lucky” as in ‘I’m going to get lucky tonight’. Although they’ve been good to me so far…)
3. My new running shoes
4. a stuffed goat
5. yummy sushi pajamas

In my purse/wallet…

1. cell phone
2. Dunkin Donuts gift card
3. pen stolen..errr…acquired from W Hotel
4. chapstick
5. ticket stub from Fenway


Websites I’ve been to recently…

1. http://www.apple.com/itunes/
2. http://imdb.com/
3. http://celebrityartshow.com/
4. http://www.myspace.com/
5. http://www.mapquest.com/


Things I say all the time…

1. “Sit!”
2. “Good girl”
3. “Want a treat?”
4. “Time for a walk”
5. “shhhh”

That I last read…

1. an email from my aunt (about 10 minutes ago)
2. quarterly quality assurance report from work (about an hour ago)
3. this week's TV Guide (this morning)
4. chapter seven of The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls (last night before bed)
5. my cable bill (yesterday)

In my fridge….
1. 2% milk
2. leftovers
3. Oka's Miso salad dressing
4. butter
5. beer

In my closet…
1. a lot of loud shirts
2. luggage
3. shoes
4. boots
5. inflatable air bed

In my purse/wallet…
1. my ID
2. credit cards
3. insurance card
4. PetsMart discount card
5. Sam's card

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. http://www.myspace.com/
2. http://www.txrd.com/forum/
3. http://mail.google.com/mail/
4. http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=nfl&id=ten
5. https://bingoze.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/526601791/m/3231007961

Things I say all the time…
1. “shut up, Ron”
2. “absolutely”
3. “darlin'...”
4. “i miss my puppy”
5. “dark-sided!!!!”

That I last read…
1. Milto's menu
2. Tennessee Titans message board
3. Austin American-Statesman
4. prep list at work
5. letter from a customer praising one of my employees and our food

5 things in my fridge

1) 1/2 lb of thawed bacon.
2) red leaf lettuce 3or 4 bundles
3) 3& 1/2 dozen eggs
4) Olivio Olive Oil Spread ---No transfat!
5) Maybe 4 lbs Zuchini

5 things in my closet

1) a Cat carrier
2) Stacks of Xena dolls ...Umm.... Action Figures

3) 1 Gibson folk guitar..Naw I really cant play it just strum abit & caterwaul
4) Some really out of date suit coats
5) Maybe 450 Porno tapes..LOL

5 thing in my wallet

1) New York State drivers license a Valid one !!!!
2) 2Movie savings/bonus cards
3) Emergency key to my van
4) $35 cash money
5) No NADA ZIP None Zero credit cards
{Watch out I intend to start hiding my money under Your Matress..LOL}

5 Websites Ive been to recently

1) https://bingoze.com/6/ubb.x
2) http://movies.zap2it.com/movies/theaters/detail/0,1259,14225-5--AARFF,00.html My Fave Moviehouse
3)IMDb
4) http://buffalo.craigslist.org/ free Classifieds & wierd stuff
5) Google

5 Things I say all the time

1) Weenee!
2) various foul words in Exasperation.
3) various foul words in Frustration.
4) various foul words in Anger.
5) What?


5 last things I read

1) Newspaper's science page in the bathroom.
2) News of the Weird from a local free paper called Artvoice.
3) Wednesdays TV Listings.
4) a {$50 fine & $50 fee}No Inspection ticket I received driving Tuesday.

5) A note I wrote to myself that Says:

F*** YOU A**HOLE!! You Stupid MORON!!

Im thinkin of keepin it in my shirt pocket from now on.......

You Know, so its Handy.

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. pepsi
2. cheese
3. trader joe's habanero lime salsa
4. leftover pepperoni pizza
5. olives

In my closet…
1. shoes/boots
2. suitcase
3. blankets
4. sweaters
5. hats

In my purse/wallet…
1. MD license
2. credit cards: mc, firestone, shell, bp, debit, prime outlets card
3. insurance cards: health, car
4. cough drops
5. sudoku puzzles

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. yahoo mail
2. mapquest
3. myspace
4. dictionary.com
5. scrolls

Things I say all the time…
1. f'n A (and just plain f)
2. i hear ya
3. hey
4. sit/stop/enough/stop/that's your tail/stop
5. i dunno

That I last read/am reading…
1. live section of b'more sun
2. memo at work
3. e-mail
4. halloween cards
5. a/k/a.. ruthann robson

This message has been edited. Last edited by: beauTifully tragic,

lmao @ "that's your tail"., also a frequently uttered phrase in the 997 household

quote:

Originally posted by l!l@997:
lmao @ "that's your tail"

yeah *sigh* that's your tail it's been there since you were born
i forgot to mention "no"

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. leftover casserole that needs to be thrown out
2. too many condiments to list including 4 mustards, 4 jams/preserves, 6 salad dressings, and two ketchups--one the delicious organic Muir Glen that I like, and then the Heinz for everyone else. rubes....
3. soy milk and rice milk
4. a bag of carrots I need to top and peel
5. apples

In my closet…
1. a bag of old clothes I mean to make Barbie clothes out of
2. my shirts, 1/4 of the rod
3. Paco's shirts, 3/4 of the rod...hey!
4. the skin of my old teddy bear which I mean to repair and restuff but that I'll probably just put into a Space Bag and store someplace
5. boxes of both important things and things I haven't moved to the attic yet for some reason

In my purse/wallet…
1. checks and duplicates of checks because I can't be expected to record these things right away
2. a pencil
3. a variety of cards including Costco and that of our family zoo membership
4. a receipt from Friday's from last month ($31.42)
5. 5 first class stamps

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/
2. http://www.petfinder.com/
3. http://www.imdb.com/
4. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/
5. http://www.michiganradio.org/

Things I say all the time…
1. "Did you wash your hands?"
2. "My sweetie..."
3. "It's back on!"
4. "Knock it off!"
5. "crap!"

I want to start saying 'dark-sided!'.

That I last read…
1. a TWoP recap for Survivor
2. a BBC online thing about "Are You Being Served?" and its sequel series "Grace and Favour"
3. The China Study
4. the latest LL Bean catalog
5. preliminary reviews of Marie Antoinette

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. Fridge lightbulb
2. Milk from 1988
3. Underwear (for a hot day)
4. Large collection of ketchup packs from Wendys
5. Duct tape keeping side trays assembled (it's an old fridge)

In my closet…
1. 3 dancin nekked gabbies
2. my t-shirt wardrobe, behind which leads you to Barnia, a magical kingdom of mystical barns
3. the smelliest & stinkiest of all my socks, in which hides The One Ring (not even Sauron would dare touch the smelliest & stinkiest of all socks to get his stoopid ring back)
4. tied up, missing neighborhood kids who dared trespass on my property
5. Meg's drum kit (drop by if you want it back, Meg dear!)


In my wallet…

1. Unused condom from 1974, still waiting to get lucky *sigh*
2. paper with other scrollers credit card numbers, so that i can order lotsa cds online
3. Stolen pass card of guard at insane asylum, had to use it while escaping
4. Duplicate key to BrucE's van, in case i need to stea- er borrow it
5. Launch codes for all US nukeheads (don't you feel safer knowing i gots the codes!!!!)

Websites I’ve been to recently….

1. www.YouTubeVideoEyezoomEatingAtPizzaHut.com
2. www.MySpaceBetweenMyEarsIsVeryLarge.com
3. www.GeorgeBushResignationSpeechBlog.com
4. www.ILikeCheeseIHaveWebbedFeet.com
5. www.TeenageFutureWivesOfxc.com


Things I say all the time…

1. "Ma'am, I'm with the Bikini Inspection Agency.."
2. "Not now, Jennifer, i have a headache."
3. "But officer, she said she was 18!"
4. "Do i really look that stupid to you? Okay, i do, but still..."
5. "No worries about the toliet paper, you see, people are always confusing their ass with my face."

That I last read…

1. Restraining order.
2. "If you can read this bumper sticker, you're driving too close, you moron!"
3. Tam's emails from my high-power binoculars
4. this reply
5. Post and be damned

and i thought you hijacked a spy satellite

quote:

Originally posted by xenacrazed:

4. Duplicate key to BrucE's van, in case i need to stea- er borrow it

YaY ! Please come shovel it out its bured in Snow..

In my fridge
1. Pepsi
2. Coke *gag*
3. Yoplaint Whips strawberry yougurt
4. Cheese
5. sweet tea

In my closet
1. Softball t-shirts
2. 6 pairs of jeans
3. Keri's clothes
4. A novelty t-shirt from Boston with a picture of a witch hanging that says "Oops"
5. My favorite t-shirt ever

In my purse/wallet
1. My driver's license
2. My ATM card
3. My library card
4. My health insurance card
5. My SS card (yes I know I need to take that out, jeebus)

Websites I’ve been to recently
1. guildportal.com
2. hotmail.com
3. shadowsongforums.wow.com
4. wellsfargo.com
5. yourmomismyotherepicmount.com

Things I say all the time…
1. "Cause (enter name/thing/person) is the shit!"
2. "pwnt"
3. "bitches"
4. "nubcake"
5. "jeebus"

That I last read
1.This week's Newsweek
2.re-read Dune (the original one)
4.Email from my supervisor
5.Post from a guild member

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. Ribena cordial
2. Strawberry yoghurt
3. Half a rockmelon
4. Tinned peaches in mango juice
5. Jelly

In my closet…
1. Brown sneakers that are falling apart
2. A brown and white scarf I crocheted
3. All my Xena jewellery
4. Ugh boots I bought in the 80s
5. A portable black and white TV

In my purse/wallet…
1. Organ donor card
2. Fortune cookie message: "Self-respecting people do not care to peep at their reflections in unexpected mirrors, or to see themselves as others see them."
3. $200
4. Photos of Ares, my dogs and my nieces
5. Art Gallery of NSW premier membership

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. Wikipedia
2. GameFAQs
3. Syd Barrett lyric page
4. Dark Angel fan page
5. Google

Things I say all the time…
1. “I picked up a lot of dog poo today.”
2. “I love you.”
3. “You're a beautiful dog.”
4. “Game on, moles.”
5. “Thank you so much.”

That I last read…
1. The Fall by Albert Camus
2. Tete a Tete: the Lives and Loves of Jean-Paul Satre and Simone de Beauvoir
3. The Story of Philosophy
4. A Room of One's Own by Virginia Woolf
5. A personal history written by my Uncle Keith

Fun survey!

Five Things

In my fridge….
1. bottled water
2. yogurt
3. beer
4. leftovers
5. assorted condiments

In my closet…
1. 6 pairs of Dr Marten's - sandles and boots
2. winter quilts stored in bags just waiting for a fricking cold front
3. a shotgun
4. work shirts
5. 2 pillows

In my purse/wallet…
1. TX drivers lic.
2. VISA check card
3. a couple credit cards
4. pic I drew over a year ago of a tattoo I want
5. various insurance cards

Websites I’ve been to recently….
1. Wikipedia
2. Google
3. Storm's board
4. IBM Texas Employees Federal Credit Union
5. Craigslist

Things I say all the time…
1. “YOU IDIOT!!”
2. “DO YOU PEOPLE EVER F***ING THINK?”
3. “Hello my babies.”
4. “G, stop licking.”
5. “God, it's hot.”

That I last read…
1. Rollerderby program
2. shit for work
3. an information packet from a recruiter at BP
4. Peterson's 4X4 and Off-Road
5. Nonverbal Communication Clues by Jan Hargrave

quote:

Originally posted by 1-800-LUCIFER:

That I last read...
5. Nonverbal Communication Clues by Jan Hargrave

I wonder what that book would have to say about the non-verbal communication in your sig pic???

What if I have no idea, but I would damn sure like to be there for the diagnosis ?

What if both l!l@ and T@m have something headed their way be way of the USPS?

edited to say I am such a dumb ass that i have been what ifing not only in the wrong thread, but in an email I just sent to a coworker

perhaps shawn would like to be a certain piece of folded US currancy? (wild guess)

what if i worry about doing silly, out of place what iffing?

What if I what if to my kids sometimes?

What if I almost did it to the cable company telemarketer last week?

What if I probably would what if to more people if I worked in an office, for example?

now stop that...

the z%m has spoken

What if I keep doing it just to piss z%m off?

What if na na na boo boo, you can't stop me?

What if I am the great an powerful oz and all thread shall now become WHAT IF'S!?!

what if okay the z%m has spoken?

what if technically she can't stop anyone?

what if you are closest tho?

what if i'm a fighter not a lover?

what if, actually, i can stop it...?

the Great & Powerful z%m chooses not to exercise delete, move and/or lock capabilities willynilly. if i did, i would be Powerful but not Great...

What if I think in what ifs time and again?