Jack 45 Software Engineer Kwajalein, Marshall Islands married, male 95% straight (less, if he's cute) Gay/Lesbian romance writer, both Kim Possible (old) and Original (new - and all yaoi).
A little bird told me I'd like it here... And btw (prepares to duck) I've never even seen X:WP. (ducks)
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 02:50 AM
Failte
lol
oh - THAT's a "topic lead". Gawd...
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 03:39 AM
Sara
I don't know this man, he isn't familiar, I did not tell him to come here.
Carry on.
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02 April 2007, 07:50 AM
zoom
welcome Failte (so how do you pronounce that...). enjoy our little den of insanity.
Sara...can i see you over here for a minute please...
Originally posted by rain woman: welcome Failte (so how do you pronounce that...). enjoy our little den of insanity.
I say just call him Jack. Or hey you, or old man. he answers to many things. *snicker*
quote:
Sara...can i see you over here for a minute please...
Pffbt, you can see me just fine from over here. Besides, you and he should hit it off quite well. Ask him about his dream motorcycle.
Pay zoom (rain woman) no mind, her bark is worse than her bite. Unless it's catering hell season. then all bets are off.
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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.
There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
02 April 2007, 04:01 PM
Failte
Y'know... this "pop up window" reply thing kinna bugged me at first... but really, it's kinna handy, ain't it... I can still see the posts I'm replying to. Coolz.
No chance to watch Xena - I live on a military base, and all we get is Armed Forces Network. No Xena.
Sara is referring to the last person whom I told about my next Dream Motorcycle - who replied that she'd rather not talk about it. With a man. So... yeah, 's why I'm a little... on tip-toe, still.
And XenaFairy - WHO THE HELL IS THAT!? Omgomgomg... redhead... big teeth... big smile... omg...
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 05:42 PM
Shawn
Jack, we love bikes around here so you won't step on anyone's toes.
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02 April 2007, 06:31 PM
Failte
lol - well, since the topic has come up:
My Next Motorcycle will be a dual-purpose Paris-Dakar style bike. 650cc of water-cooled highway-legal 4-stroke, a HUGE 5-gallon tank, and something that I won't be scared to death to take down a dirt or logging road.
Cuz on a crotch-rocket, or full-dress tourer, y'know, you SEE those interesting roads... but dare not get on them.
BTW, I've totalled two bikes (only one was my fault), had one stolen (but got it back), and laid down at least two others. So far, all I got was one concussion and a broken femur.
Well... and some really nasty road-rash, a few times.
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
02 April 2007, 07:19 PM
Smirk Morgan
Welcome aboard!
03 April 2007, 12:33 AM
Failte
Oh - and apparently "failte" means "Welcome' in gaelic or some damn thing. It's also a town somewhere in Scandanavia.
I always say "FAIL-tee"... no idea whether that's right or not. Might be pronounced "luxury yacht" for all I know.
And you CAN, in fact, blame Sara for my presence. lol. I'm tryin to get her an' her wife into a three-way.
<KIDDING!> <No! Not the pitch-forks!>
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
04 April 2007, 12:46 AM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by Failte: And you CAN, in fact, blame Sara for my presence. lol.
I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.
Haven't you figured it out yet? It's never my fault. Heh.
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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
04 April 2007, 06:33 AM
Failte
I can't help but notice you "forgot" to quote the part about the 3-way, Sara. Was it supposed to be a secret?
And oh yes, I know all about who's fault everything is. ALL about it.
Pfft. Women.
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
04 April 2007, 07:54 AM
zoom
perhaps we should call you Faulte...This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom,
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
04 April 2007, 03:38 PM
Failte
Perhaps you meant "Fawlty"?
(I heart Brit-coms and John Cleese.)
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
04 April 2007, 08:49 PM
zoom
yes. i heart Brit coms, too.
and no, not "Fawlty".
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
04 April 2007, 11:25 PM
Sara
quote:
Originally posted by Failte: I can't help but notice you "forgot" to quote the part about the 3-way, Sara. Was it supposed to be a secret?
Well it sure as hell ain't now, is it boyo? Way to go, now they're gonna take my dyke card away. And we just got the matching toaster set too.
Damnit Jack, you're fired.
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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.
There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
05 April 2007, 01:48 AM
Gabber
Threesome? What the? I come out of the woodwork to see something about my fiancee and a threesome? Hmph.
I thought I'd come out and say "Welcome Jack" -- I'm the infamous Keri. Beware.
You and me should watch some Jordana Brewster together.
05 April 2007, 02:05 AM
Failte
Keri! You're so very, very...
GOD I'm so original! I scare MYSELF!
Dammit - you're not supposed to be on the same forums your fiancee' is! NO couples EVER do that! Shees! I'm supposed to be Sara's dirty little secret... sigh. Never trust anyone under 30, I say.
Hey, Sara - I have an "honorary dyke" card. Given to me by Lex. Which... is really kind of a twisted deal, when ya think about it... but then, most things involving Lex are. Aren't they. lol
Besides, you still got your gold star. Could be worse.
Oh, and Gabber - Not that I wouldn't... uh... "watch" Jordana - but ...
(hit it!) I like - big - BUTTS I can not lie...
<When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Honestly, son, don't be such an effin' pansy.">
05 April 2007, 08:05 AM
zoom
quote:
Originally posted by Failte:
Dammit - you're not supposed to be on the same forums your fiancee' is! NO couples EVER do that! Shees!
lol. ask 'em how they met.... (however normally Failte, i would wholeheartedly agree with you--partners shouldn't frequent the same boards! the cases where it works i think are rare--mostly it's a total recipe for disaster...)This message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom,
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
05 April 2007, 09:01 AM
XF3
quote:
Originally posted by rain woman:
quote:
Originally posted by Failte:
Dammit - you're not supposed to be on the same forums your fiancee' is! NO couples EVER do that! Shees!
lol. ask 'em how they met.... (however normally Failte, i would wholeheartedly agree with you--partners shouldn't frequent the same boards! the cases where it works i think are rare--mostly it's a total recipe for disaster...)
