i can't stop saying "demon duck of doom."

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lol...changed my name and then swooned as ddod monopoloized the main page.

As if the duck is not bad enough, what about that scary kangaroo???

Quick, someone hand me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

"Because they didn't hop, these were galloping kangaroos ..."

*bursts out laughing uncontrollably*

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Originally posted by lila997:
As if the duck is not bad enough, what about that scary kangaroo???

Quick, someone hand me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

*hands the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to lila*

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


FIRE IN THE HOLE!

shalagadoola, mechickaboola, demony ducky of doom....

Put it together with galloping 'roos, and the grenade shall go BOOM!!

*wheeze*

But, what was the average airspeed of the demon duck of doom? (and wasn't that the name of a Magic: The Gathering card?)

lol. I really don't think it was a Magic Card. If it is, I'm sooooo finding it!

There is a SciFi story just waiting to be written. Something with maybe a vampire theme.... Maybe instead of Lichens they could have voracious galloping Roos.

In a time long, long ago and a place far, far away, where The Fanged Marsupials of Death covered the land devouring any living creature within it's path all the while scheming to not only defeat the Vampires, but to eliminate their only other competition, the Flock, the elusive creatures that terrorized the skies and ponds.