i'll contribute to digging the moat & building the drawbridge. But only if i get to be known as Baron von xc and i get a hidden room behind one of the bookcases where Baroness von Connelly and i can reside.
Plus, i can conduct expierements in the castle laboratory. Maybe l'il tiki will be my Igor and we'll build a wankerstein monster to storm the nearby village! Yeee-haw!
21 August 2005, 01:38 PM
Argeaux
Hey, can I be a side show?
Announcer: Behold! They call her Argy! The one who cannot age. She has been posting on the Scrolls for nigh on five years, yet they still refer to her as a "newbie"!
Crowd: Oooooooooo.
Announcer: Step right this way! Observe the Medusa-like hair-snakes growing right out of her scalp! Who will be the first to dare to touch them!
Crowd: *look nervously at each other*
Announcer: She does not speak in a human tongue, but utters all manner of strange sounds like LOL and POON. Come one, come all and hear for yourselves!
Hehe, at first, i had to re-read your post, i thought you meant jess's curls, for the side show act, and you were just the ring master..LOL
But then, i knew you meant your dreads.
Everyone's plans sounds good and dandy
Baron von xc or what everyone calls him when he's not around.. the hunchback of xc :P, nah just kidding.. i need the moat wide enough so people can see jess staring at them from inside the castle.
That'll scare away people who don't really deserve to stay in a castle so special.
We need someone who is fulla hot air, and could be a glass blower, and make whisky bottles in the shapes of chakrams and stuff for moonshade's moonshine (it's got a ring to it eh?)
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23 August 2005, 06:16 PM
Jubs
I've got about $3.50 I can put in toward buying a castle, and that's with an understanding that I am going to be the castle tour guide. I really want to be the tour guide. Being perky and telling people things has always made me happy.
As long as I can kick the people who annoy me. We're not really worried about good customer service, are we?
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23 August 2005, 06:33 PM
Smirk Morgan
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Originally posted by Jubs: As long as I can kick the people who annoy me. We're not really worried about good customer service, are we?
Of course not. That's why we went to Germany. *s*
23 August 2005, 10:36 PM
xenacrazed
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Originally posted by Hope-Ful: Baron von xc or what everyone calls him when he's not around.. the hunchback of xc :P, nah just kidding.. i need the moat wide enough so people can see jess staring at them from inside the castle.
i suppose ppl can mistake me as a hunchback but it's just the bodies of dead neighbors that i carry on my back to feed the gators & crocs that'll be living in the moat. bwahahahaha!
24 August 2005, 03:28 AM
KSena
Moonshade's Moonshine... Yeah, that does have a good ring to it!