Sara said:

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Sara the mighty
Master of Literati
Even if just in her dreams
cause people suck with big word schemes

Lawyers suck from OSU
So do Australians tooooooo
(They just don't give Sara her due!)

Cause they fear Sara,
Sara the mighty
Sara,
Sara the mighty!

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I'll add a verse later when I can give my best attention and effort to the matter. Sara deserves only the best.





your profuse drinking will bring ye to the grave.
http://mewing.net/deathquiz.shtml


"I have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me."

Captain Edmund Blackadder: Blackadder Goes Forth

Sara the dirty
Always getting shirty
She knows the aussies are all cool
cause she really ain't no fool

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

Sara the belcher
not much of a squelcher
always one to let it fly
won't keep it in, won't even try
(some of them will burn your eyes...)
she Sara
Sara the belcher!

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

if i wanted to kill you you'd be dead already...

Sara's deluded
And she has a rude 'ead
Stays all morning in her bed
In the sun she goes all red
Will not swim out very far
Probably cause she has a scar
Drinks just like she owns a bar
(Ha hah!)
She's Sara -- I've seen her nuded!

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I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.

Okay, so those were damn funny. Bitches.

Cue the music maestro...

Sara the smartie
Will maim Nora, 'zoom, & Argy
Cause she is great and she's the one
They want her in their tent for some fun
But she won't touch them, even drunk
Cause they all smell of booze and skunks!
(And sometimes they act likes punks!)

Run Sara, Sara the smartie!
Sara, Sara the smartie!



I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


Sara the mighty
Master of Literati
Even if just in her dreams
cause people suck with big word schemes

Lawyers suck from OSU
So do Australians tooooooo
(They just don't give Sara her due!)

Cause they fear Sara,
Sara the mighty
Sara,
Sara the mighty!

*AHEM*

eyezoom the tiny
Likes things all shiny
Likes to stare at yuppie girls
Most deluded UT fan in the world
A shot of Jager to break her fast
Couldn't fly a kite to save her ass
(Caught all on tape, I might add! Heh)

She's eyezoom, eyezoom the tiny!

I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


I'm not conceited, I'm convinced.

I really am great, you know.

well there's a case of "careful what you ask for" if i ever saw one...

Sara the jockster
more of a mockster
i've seen her throw a football
i think she might be straight, y'all
her form looks like she's chopping wood
catches as well as lila997 could
(as a cheerleader i think she might be good...)
she's Sara
the mockster jockster!

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

if i wanted to kill you you'd be dead already...

insult comedy in rhyming song-parody form...you realize i'm in heaven?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

if i wanted to kill you you'd be dead already...

Now see, them's fightin' words if I ever saw 'em. You're feeling froggy, eh my friend? Let's leap.

Cue the music again...

eyezoom the cookin' chef
Killed the Valley girls, no one left
Careful now, cause she can't drive
Stalls out in the blink of an eye
(Witnessed by Nora and I, not once but twice!)

Beware of eyezoom, eyezoom the driver!

Heh.

I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


I'm not conceited, I'm convinced.

I really am great, you know.

it's on..

Sara the mermaid
in the water with Argy & Smirk she played
obviously no novice
got Smirky caught in her crevice
all the little fishies stared
at the bits she rarely bared
(even the Loch Ness monster's scared...)
of Sara,
Sara the mermaid.

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

relax. if i wanted to kill you you'd be dead already...

[This message was edited by Ms. Understood on 10 October 2003 at 01:53 PM.]

Sara the Player
At scrabble she's a slayer
Fighting with her little rack
fending of 'Zoom's attack
With a really big ol' word
Pretending like she's really bored
(when she's just pissed it's low scored)
She's Sara, Sara the Player





If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

P.G. Wodehouse

Sara the camper
Had a cheap ol' lamp - er!
Showed she couldn't be the best
Went to sleep before the rest
Before she hit the land of nod
She flashed us with her nubile bod
(And she chewed upon a rod!)
She's Sara - plays ball like a Grampa.

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I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.