Ahem....cue the music maestro.

*theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies*

Weeeell...
Lemme tell ya Scrollers 'bout this here rhyme
Jes' ta let ya know, th' archivin' way o' mine
Ya get five replies
Guess what ya see
It's archived and all, for all posterity

Poetry that is
Five replies an' it get s archived.

~ Sara *Scroll Guardian*

*edited to add on "Love Threads" in the title, the actual post about it is at the end*

[ October 25, 2002, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Sara ]

Second Verse, y'all

Weeeeell the first thang y'know I'm gonna write a poem
All on my lonesome, in mah liddle home
Then I'm-a gonna reply to it five times
So it can get archived with other rhymes

You didn't say five different Scrollers had to reply, now did ya?
Don't come back now, y'hear?

Smart ass...er horse's ass...er wait, you know what I mean.

Hitherto unknown 3rd verse

Weeeell, soon as ya know some peeps like to yell
"Be more specific", shot my theory all to hell
Figured ya'll knew
The way the story goes
Five different scrollers or it's a gettin' thrown

Out that is
Deleted, vamoose, here no more

*tune of the brady bunch*

here's a story
of a poem writin scroller
who was writin up a literary storm
she was makin up coy lines
and poems a plenty
for scroller posterity

'Til a one day when a mod said -- "There'll be no more
Your poem will not go strait int-ooo our archives
you may have posted it in hopes of longevity
but your thread had less then five replies

twas less than five
twas less than five
that's the waaaay iiiii loooost oooout on the archives

Weeeeell sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of Sara shelving poems
All those that get just four replies
Or less will have no homes
(Those poems will have no homes)

sunny day,
archivin' poems away.
friendly poets
who get 5 replies,
can you tell me how to get
all my poems to Fan Fic Archives?

Heh heh! Sesame Street!!

*giggles inanely*

*just sits here and laughs at the songs 'cause she ain't THAT creative to do one herself*

You are SO freakin' cool.

*giggles* Oh yeah, gotta love Argy... you always know how to get me to laugh -- hehe, especially about Sara and my ol' postin' days.

~Gabber

Alright people's...if you want your 'love' thread saved, you better save it, cause I'm fixin' ta delete it when it gets past twenty days. For the ones that already are past, you'll get until next Tuesday to save, or as Argy says, be damned!

The HELL you say!!

*giggles* "Fixin' ta..." hehehehe *COUGH* Don't mind me. You'll make a Texan outta me yet.

~Gabber