Pssst Ame, over here!

12 April 2002, 06:56 AM

Scabby might make a good stew
Although she'd be gristly to chew
To aid with digestion
I'd ask you the question
"Say, would you like one lump, or two?"

[Big Grin]

12 April 2002, 11:33 AM

zoom

Argy's last limerick i've read
and while i agree with what's said
about Gabrielle stinkin'
it's got me to thinkin'
it might just belong in Ame's "Meateaters.." thread

12 April 2002, 11:43 AM

zoom

we could simmer Gabs down in a stew
grill & serve her in a mushroom ragout
with some turnips, to boil her
or to fry-in-olive-oil her
or sauce her and make Gab-B-Q

13 April 2002, 05:56 AM

<Stace>

Today I watched as Gabs got buried in sand
I suspected the outcome to be quite grand
But along she came
the woman of fame
Xena, and she saved the bard from getting canned

13 April 2002, 05:59 AM

Amethyst

Here is a little lim about Stacey
She is quite cute, but a tad spacey
We're going to her house
To behave like a louse
And take lotsa pics of her that's tasty

13 April 2002, 06:01 AM

Amethyst

Maybe we could chop Gabby into bits
Then at ebay, auction her tits
A Xenite would give us lotsa money
Then we could buy lotsa honey
And prove they are degenerates

13 April 2002, 11:49 AM

zoom

auction Gabs' tits off on Ebay?
that would surely be our lucky day
how much would we get
we'll post it all over the 'Net
too bad the Nutforum's gone away

14 April 2002, 09:41 AM

Argeaux

quote:
Originally posted by Sandra Sully:
Here is a little lim about Stacey
She is quite cute, but a tad spacey
We're going to her house

I fear that it may too late
For Canberra -- we ain't got a date!
So c'mon, Amee
Send an email to me
Or else I won't call you my mate

14 April 2002, 09:43 AM

Argeaux

And Stace, just between me and you
I need an email from you too
If we don't find a time
To be partners in crime
It will make me feel oh so blue

[Frown]

15 April 2002, 12:27 AM

Amethyst

My dear Argy, I have sent an email to you
It was on Friday at half past 2
About the date, and cars and many things
And of what joyous tapes to Canberra we'll brings
If you didn't get it, give a shout and i'll redo

16 April 2002, 01:38 PM

zoom

i've viewed a montage disturbing
engaged in political debate quite perturbing
i did a double take
when in Subtext i found a snake
and our limerick writing we've not been curbing

16 April 2002, 01:41 PM

zoom

so to those who would say the Scrolls are dead
i encourage you to go soak your head
i never can make clear
why the hell then you're still here
if it's so damn bad go somewhere else instead

there--i feel much better now. not that the offending party will ever read this...

16 April 2002, 01:58 PM

<lesbianerector>

Nephews growing before my eyes
They are such fun which is no surprise
Today I await the arrival of my niece
This fun goes on and will not cease
Nieces and nephews are the true Grand Prize.

16 April 2002, 02:09 PM

<lesbianerector>

Just for good measure
Let me gouge Gab for pleasure
Sheera to the Xena uneducated
At best her charm is truncated
Behold the true princess has eyes of azure

16 April 2002, 02:14 PM

<lesbianerector>

Hope you Aussie hotties
Got your emails out of the potties
You piss and moan at will
Regarding gatherings of potential swill
Use the phone in lieu of these silly jotties

17 April 2002, 11:24 AM

zoom

we write our rhymes on a whim
going out on a poetic limb
they won't make you horny
cuz mostly they're corny
with a tendency to be somwhat dim

17 April 2002, 03:06 PM

Argeaux

quote:
Originally posted by eyezoom:
so to those who would say the Scrolls are dead
i encourage you to go soak your head
i never can make clear
why the hell then you're still here
if it's so damn bad go somewhere else instead

there--i feel much better now. not that the offending party will ever read this...

Damn, you know that made me laugh
Offending parties make me barf
You never do know
Who is reading this, though
It could be the lovely Whoosh! staff!

17 April 2002, 03:11 PM

Argeaux

I do not think that it's right
I left our lims off the Whoosh! site
They SO fit the story
Of Gabashing glory
Maybe I'll write part two tonight [Wink]

17 April 2002, 03:13 PM

Argeaux

quote:
Originally posted by lesbianerector:
Hope you Aussie hotties
Got your emails out of the potties
You piss and moan at will
Regarding gatherings of potential swill
Use the phone in lieu of these silly jotties

You say that we moan about nought
Well sister, I'm calling you out
We cannot rely
On phone calls, here's why
It's cause we are never about

17 April 2002, 03:17 PM

Argeaux

Stace the BB devotee
Will laugh when she hears this, you see
Also I said "No
I won't watch that show"
Big Brother has hooked lil' ol' me

18 April 2002, 11:45 PM

zoom

like by ants being eaten alive or
having my butt stuffed in a bee hive or
parting my head with a hatchet
i'd once rather that then to watch it
but guess what? now i'm hooked on Survivor!

[ April 18, 2002, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

19 April 2002, 02:43 AM

Argeaux

"Reality" TV can suck
With a housemate who thinks he's a buck
If you rub someone's back
They won't jump in the sack
Better try something else, for a f*ck

[ April 18, 2002, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: Argeaux ]

22 April 2002, 07:49 PM

<lesbianerector>

My sweet and I watch eco-challenge NZ
It is not for the faint of heart you see
There are the intense jocks
Then others that worry about their worn socks
Sure makes me want to tour NZ on a harley.

23 April 2002, 03:23 AM

zoom

my new niece arrived Saturday
she's to be known as Chelsea Renea
she has hair of brown
and her auntie zoom's frown
but we're all going to love her anyway...

25 April 2002, 11:30 AM

zoom

there are so many reasons to think Oz is cool:
kangas & emus don't walk backwards, as a rule,
playpusses (platypi?),
i even lke that croc hunting guy,
and lamingtons? well they just make me drool.

[ April 26, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: lil peevish ]