Of course what's next is a blatant Gab-bash and attack
Cause really she's just a blonde bard and hack
She's certainly no Xena
Nope she's just a weiner
And in the river she should go tied up in a sack


mwahmwahmwah. *cough* *cough* Ame how do you do an evil laugh

One more reply to get to a new page and a 200 post
And then like Zoom suggests we'll dance and play host
To all kinds of fun
Lets find a clown and a nun
And then the liveliest thread in the Scrolls we will boast!

the name-calling game's hard to win
and it's hard to leave once you've gotten in
but because it's so lame
we've found a new game
it's a good thing we both have thick skin!

[ August 20, 2001: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

so now we've come here, and it's smashing
all of this crazy Gab-bashing
it isn't that hard
to take a shot at the bard
and give her a major tongue lashing.

so what all has been said of Gabrielle?
her teeth are mucked up and she has a smell
some folks really dug
seeing her drug
and wished she were thrown down a well.

Scabs WAS thrown down a well of fire
That fulfilled my top desire
She tried to get pally
With evil bitch Calli
And did naught but stir up her ire

Gabby needs a good ol' smack
And her writing, PFFHT, she's just a hack
If Xena wanted to she could do better
But she's too busy killing people, that go getter
And her new haircut, what a cack

While Gabashing lims are amusing
Let's not make this too confusing
Besides Scabby snuff
You can rhyme other stuff
So share with us ALL of your musing

quote:

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Originally posted by eyezoom:
....give her a major tongue lashing.

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Scrolling through, amazed at our talents so perfect
The quote I found above I simply did not expect
That's not Gab-bashing
Thats plain Gab-pashing
Zoom's slipped in a subtexty overture I suspect

Argghh, once again its time to get moving
But I'm glad I had this short time for scrolling
To the library I will go
To expand what I do know
And come back later on to do some more posting

Here I was, sitting at work
When I awoke, with a jerk
I'd fallen asleep
On my keyboard - EEP!
My work mates eyed me with a smirk

well Stace, i guess i'm busted
though for Gabby i never have lusted
i'll never miss a time
to slip Subtext in my rhyme
and for a double entendre i can always be trusted

without the usage of mind-altering pills
from the SCABBY club much rhyming spills
we don't need inebriation
to spark our inspiration
cuz we have many limerick skills

I ate too many pieces of vegemite on toast
And won't fit into that bikini when I go to the coast
I feel quite ill
But I'll be still
And write some lims cause that cheers me the most

I too had vegemite on toast
But I already live on the coast
So when it gets hotter, to the beach i go
And they'll push me back in, like a beached whale you know
And you wonder why i am called the scroller with 'The Most'


*G*

Ame's called "the most" coz she is hot
She has what some scrollers have not
Voluptuous curves
In sexy, round serves
Just like the ones that I have got

I've come to scroll the afternoon away
It was a plan that I had for yesterday
But as luck would have it
My work was just shit
And I sent it in 24hrs late today

I have to remember to tape Back2Back action
I keep forgetting cause of some minor distraction
But tonight is the night
That I'll get it right
Cause I'm dying for some Xena-related action

well it's Friday and i've got a good buzz
not celebrating--just drinking because
watched a movie--it was outta sight
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Geena Davis kicked ass like Xena does

(more Long Kiss Goodnight, as it relates to Gab-bashing)

Xena could use a sidekick like Mitch
that was one resilient son-of-a-bitch
no matter how bloody
he was one handy buddy
it'd be great if for him Gabby she could switch

Said Ame 'My computer did break'
And not being online is giving me heartache
You don't realise what is wrong
And don't miss the scrolls till you're gone
I just wanna fix my comp, for heaven's sake

Ame done up and broke her computer
So now she must be a commuter
She'll run here and back
For a quick scroll attack
And she'll kill all who would dare refute her

Ame done up and broke her computer
So now she must be a commuter
She'll run here and back
For a quick scroll attack
And she'll kill all who would dare refute 'er

I had a little Scabby
I put her on my toast
I crunched her good
Just like I should
That's why I've come to boast

HEY!!

I like to sit here and rhyme
It fills up most of my spare time
And it is not hard
To bash the blonde bard
Though some folks would think it's a crime